/heem/: Remember that one time Anthony Pettis was on the Wheaties box Edition

News:

www.drudgereport.com
www.infowars.com
www.bjpenn.com

First for Schaub

This is literally the spammer

literally cringing

What's your favorite Schaubism?

Nobody is the spammer you cringelord

cringe edition

watch out johnyboy

this is the scatspammer

Peaches are a beast 100%

>this is the scatspammer
literally HOWLING

funny, a new HW got busted for the brazil card, yet big boy was tested clean

there is a least 1 HW fighter in brazil with a great record to take the fight, and Sosnosky who pulled out of the ledet fight could also finally makes his debut

this is the spammer

Do dogs need to be taught how to swim?

>"guys with big dicks exist"
>"Do they ever!"

when is the card? newly signed fighters have to go through 4 months in the usada program before ufc can schedule fights for them

This has to be the worst OP ever

>Getting choked out by Kimbo Slice

>winning a robbery decision over Blowjob Penn

>Blowjob Penn
Cringe

>cringe
kys

His parents must've gave him up for adoption

literally cringing

rate my oc

Really logs the noggin

this is good the Schaub needs to be bigger tho

It needs more noise, it isn't crowded enough.

Cringe

october, he was signed a few months back, prasel is my bet as the other replacement, just hit 8 or 9 undefeated like felipe who was 8-0

Get rid of those nerds from bloody elbow and make Sclob bigger

shit i forgot i was going to post the card, because boston salmon has become a lich since DWFS and it was never fixed. felipe is the generic profile, but obviously they are going to find a substitution with a full month

Get rid of the dignified pictures. Get BJ spooning Hughes on his bike. Get Brandon demonstrating awkward footwork to that bewildered guest. Get Dan Quinn half naked on Stevia. Get Pat pointing a pistol at Rose. Get Houston Alexander and Kimbo hunched over breathing. Get mighty mouse riding in his son's toy car.

is this good oc?

Needs to invoke facing the pain
This

forgot again, can tell I'm not a spammer, i usually only image post to make gamethreads and post picks

no

what's wrong with you?

Cringe

Go get your shinebox

>Blowjob Penn
Cringing

pushing it
i know you aren't funny, interesting or original, but please try

>I-I'm not the spammer!
Cringe

>this is the most attractive fighter in the ufc and she is 40

Stop engaging that mentally defunct social reject. He's been at it for 6 months trying to get this general out of Sup Forums and he is failing spectacularly.

Literally looks like an ape with leather skin, cringe

Please.

...

Borrachino isn't really that big

New and improved

Cringe

Pathetic

>l-look at me im so stable and popular!!!
Cringing so hard

Looks good lad

I imagine he fails at a lot of things in his "life"

are you joking or blind?

They should have matched lyoto with dad Kelly. The poor guy was already deleted

literally cringing!

He has a point. Make it interesting, don't just take pictures of the fighters standing still. Get a screencap or something from an interview, embedded, or some other stupid shit that the fighter likes to record themselves doing.
Also think about adding original /heem/ images and memes.

Cringe

7/10 not cringe at all

Needs more Shlob

Poor kid has no life or friends. Anime and WWE is all he has to look forward to.

literally cringed

I don't even watch wwe or anime you h8r, I have plenty of friends and money too. Don't hate on my lifestyle because you're a pathetic h8er!

Don't forget his gay and scat porn collection he has saved on his phone. Imagine living your life struggling this much

I think [the spammer] picked up a new gimmick.

Cringed.

Needs DC crying

Imagine living your life h8ing on others because of their interests and what makes them happy, such is the life of a h8r I guess.....

Did I miss something? What's with all the hubbub this thread?

this is the scatspammer

rate my oc

His drunk father used to abuse him so he developed an affinity for gay scat. Nobody pays attention to him in real life so he uses this place to try and have a voice.

Tragic

Cringe/10

You missed Calendar grandstanding and pretending he's so cool and amazing and totally not an autist

Sorry we made fun of your beloved mandrama

Cringed.

>its another coral sperg (You)s himself edition

If you fixed your life you wouldn't have time to be such a pathetic waste of space

Cringe

cringe

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Gay scat porn is what makes you happy? Your life is a tragedy novel.

10/10, not cringe at all

Cringe

Schaub is God
Schaub bless /heem/
Schaub bless South Florida!!!!

Whichever butch dike lesbian molested her into a lesbian will rue the day. I'd spoon that shit like Ronda on Ben and Jerry's. Mia Bellissima, mia piccola polpetta.

Your father had to leave cause he didn't want to be associated with his loser of a son.

literally cringed.

>4th grade yo mama jokes
Cringe

Claudia isn't a lesbian bro
You must be thinking of literally every other Brazilian female fighter

take a rare max for the heem general poster

like 10% of female fighters are lesbians. its really not that many

Your mother is in therapy trying to figure out what she did wrong

Colby Covington lives in Coral Springs that makes him my favorite fighter (behind Schaub of course) tehehehe

Cringe

Dominick Cruz
Higher than the general population

holy fuck where are the mods?

>yo mama so fat!!!
Literally cringed

banning idiots that report nothing of course

Cringe!

She is definitely wasting her time and money. She gave birth to a loser, and no amount of therapy can fix that.

>this enormous mass of filtered posts