/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Wobbler edition

>Countdown to Malaysia GP:
f1countdown.com

>Countdown to Formula Kino in Jerez:
fiaformula2.com

>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com
whenisf1on.com

>HD Acestream links (only during sessions):
morningstreams.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 263 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 235 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 212 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 162 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 138 points

>News:
Kvyat close to race ban
Perez donates many shekels after Mexico earthquake

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motorsport.com/f1/news/honda-mclaren-split-offensive-hamilton-955175/
youtube.com/watch?v=kkSr1rQ0W1g
youtube.com/watch?v=DuRYnQRYlLw
twitter.com/Madison420Ivy/status/843926257163157504
youtube.com/watch?v=Me7j-GtjRrU
youtube.com/watch?v=RrPHLcfqUl8
youtube.com/watch?v=WeS857QPy5U
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gimi wins

2nd for gimi

third for vettee wdc

save us vettee

5th for gimi again

>sky F1 - Vettel Fears Max

good thread

8th for gimi

>HD Acestream links (only during sessions)
so remove this from the OP until the next race weekend you faggot
>Kvyat close to race ban
This isn't news, he's been something like two points away for months now

Another time
10th for GIMI

>bwoh

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SOMEONE'S ON THE ANGRY PILLS RAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRR

gimi should quit

I won't agree with this opinion until next race

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>angry pills
No anger here, lad. More the sort of tough love you would give your kid if he had downs syndrome, the mental age of five and masturbated in public

leave kimi alone

>the sort of tough love you would give your kid if he had downs syndrome


>imagine going through life being unironically this edgy

MANS NOT HOT I TELL HER MANS NOT HOT MANS NOT HOT I TELL HER MANS NOT HOT

You needn't get yourself worked up over a simple metaphor. Germany just needs gentle encouragement to not be so shitting terrible at OPs

Blue board, no gore pls

>You needn't get yourself worked up

t. guy worked up about the OP

THE TING GOES SKKKRRRRAAAAAAA
PAP PAP KA KA KA KA

>pointing out that a shit OP is shit is "getting worked up"
Maybe you should take a breather and read the first sentence

Why is the start happening in the last lap of the GP?

I approve of this message.

Say one nice thing about this man

I was so fucking pissed when that happened

>wobbler

this man is not Lewis Hamilton

You're Australian. Its hardly a surprise that you were intoxicated.

You wish you were Lewis Hamilton. Fact.

They drove the circuits in the opposite direction in those days

>be gimi
>train during days in the sauna for singapore
>crash into amx before the first corner fo the race

JUST

I just noticed that Webber's teammate Klien had an awful start as well

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The commentary for that was kek worthy too.

streamable.com/118yn
>James Allen: "once again Webber's start's let him down.

In only his 3rd year in F1 (of a career that would last 12 years) he already had his reputation for wobbling the start.

>In only his 3rd year in F1

And now that I think of it, Malaysia was only the second race of the year, so it's only barely more than 2 years.

Correct. This is also the reason why for that period they didn't install an odometer. Just think how weird that would be in our age of data and statistics.

Posted By: James Allen | 20 Sep 2017 | 2:22 pm GMT | 0 comments

The Singapore Grand Prix saw a breakthrough in broadcast technology with F1 carrying out a live proof of concept exercise with 360 degree TV broadcast that means F1 may soon offer fans the option to choose their view of race details on mobile devices in the near future.

This comes at a time when F1 Group is investing in a new OTT (over the top) video platform and other technologies to enhance the experience for fans who are not at the race track, to try to make them feel more like they are there.

motorsport.com/f1/news/honda-mclaren-split-offensive-hamilton-955175/
>One of the new cameras was placed in the paddock, while another was put next to the track at the famous Anderson Bridge.

Literally "hidden" in a plant...

Didn't they make a 360 video of a lap of Spa in Bottas' car ?

yeah but it wasn't live

Maybe they should have given Seb a 360 camera so he could check himself before he wrecked himself

>being so ABH that you want a piece of shit like vettel to win
Typical bitter lonely virgins

>being so unintelligent you think this is witty banter

Its pretty gross that people would want Seb to win anything, hes absolute scum

so is Hamilton, who cares?

Exactly, which explains why criminals and petrol breathing scumbags like love him

Hamilton is scum? In what way?

Guys, I need your autism. A friend asked me if I could point him to any memorable/epic moments of French commenting in Formula One. I only watch this shit in English so I can't think of anything.
Also, digits for Kimi win in Suzuka

Only piece of French motorsport commentary I can think of

youtube.com/watch?v=kkSr1rQ0W1g

OH LA LA LA LA

>charities Hamilton supports
Education Africa
Great Ormond Street Hospital
Harlem Children's Zone
The Honeypot Children's Charity
UNICEF
>Charities Seb supports
DURR I PLAY ZE FOOTBALL IN MONACO GUISE

One of them is scum..

I want Buttass to win but that'll never happen

one is a family father, the other one is a sjw vegan instagram cunt.

Nice Hammy digits

I just want Kimi to win again

Thanks lad

Not an argument, idiot

I want Alonso to win but anyone but that scum vet desu

Bottas wouldn't be a worthy WDC
I don't like Hamilton but if Hamilton wins it's at least one of the three best drivers

despite having the best car on the grid, there were GPs were hamilton was 'absent' this season. He's an inconsistent driver, he's not a machine like schumi or vettel can be.

>Alonso fanboy is seething with hate at Vettel

Holy fucking stereotype.

>Fathers can't be scum
What?? Having unprotected sex a couple of times is the mark of a good person?

>sjw
I don't think you used that buzzword right
>vegan
He eats differently to you
>instagram
isn't an adjective
>cunt
Which I already proved he isn't as he is a kind thoughtful person who works with charities to improve the lives of sick children

First time I've seen Petronas products outside of F1 related stuff. Pretty surprised at the extremely non-committal vague F1 car picture. No mention of Mercedes anywhere.

You really think they're going to promote their association with Mercedes in Italy?

Oh I forget, >pic related the the correct oil for you car :^)

How much do I mix into my fuel?

kekd

Is that me or is that an F2008?

I reckon this is a quality from hamilton to not spread his shit genes

good god that quality skin

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What's even the point of paying attention to woman if you can see her naked?

is she still an schumi'd?

Mercedes is a very popular car brand in Italy. The people who will avoid Petronas products for their association with Hamilton are those who anyway know of it even without it being explicitly stated.

Nah she is fine.

Back in the business

youtube.com/watch?v=DuRYnQRYlLw

What a positive, go-to attitude. She should do talks in schools.

Apparently she's ok

That hurts.

and still an f1 fan

>inb4 Blind Spot Monitoring

But I remember Ross talking about how Micheal could talk/listen to his radio at any point in the race, during any corner. So I wondered about the practicality of a spotter, like they have in Nascar. I guess they move too fast to make much of a difference, but maybe it would help as a check. When you've sort of learned to trust your spotter, maybe you could just focus on what's ahead.

she seems to have a strong liking for one driver in particular...
>yfw when Valtteri and Emilia inevitably divorce he starts dating Madison

Pretty patrician desu
I remember a thread on /lit/ about the literary readings of Kayden Kross, it was okay actually. Shows you these people are normal despite their job

Can't post the pic on a blue board but I'm not sure this is normal
twitter.com/Madison420Ivy/status/843926257163157504

85th for Charles Leclerc

youtube.com/watch?v=Me7j-GtjRrU
She knows they know she knows they fapped to her
Is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/ ?

>Valtteri trying to out do his fellow Finn Salo

Sneaky guy.

To be honest I assumed on the first lap they already do spot for the drivers. I guess this weekend proves Ferrari at least don't.

I remember a Grand Prix start in the early 2000's where you could hear the radio call of an engineer completely guiding his driver during the start (left right, throttle adn the likes) I'm guessing that was an extreme case but they might still provide some information in real time

I don't see how that could work. You need to add two people's worth of reaction times (>400ms) and on top of that the time it takes to actually speak out the words, and the brain to process that data. It just isn't an efficient system.

I just bought a harmonica for 30 bucks even though I have no idea how to play it. I should stop brwosing amazon whe ndrunk.

youtube.com/watch?v=RrPHLcfqUl8
it's an outlier, it only really works if you're right behind one car and there's a stalled/slow car you're approaching

for instance this crash could've been avoided with a spotter
youtube.com/watch?v=WeS857QPy5U

>This isn't news

Just for this weekends start if Sebs engineer had said '3 wide' he'd have maybe not been a dick head.

It doesn't have to be detailed info just letting you know if theres a faster car behind left or right, obviously the driver can see infront of him

Sounds like a great chance to annoy ypur neighbors.

That's what my sax is for

go to a GP next year, bring it with you and play it while ted is filming his autism book

Quality thread indeed.