TWINS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

Colon V Severino

MIN:
Dozier 2B
Mauer DH
Polanco SS
Rosario LF
Buxton CF
Kepler RF
Escobar 3B
Vargas 1B
Castro C

NYY:
Gardner LF
Judge RF
Sánchez C
Gregorius SS
Castro 2B
Holliday DH
Ellsbury CF
T. Frazier 3B
Bird 1B

T H I C K
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Didi will hit for the cycle this game

watching bartolo is depressing

i legit have nothing bad to say

i just feel depressed

like an old dog still trying to do his tricks but can't anymore.. all you can do is say "good boy" even though you know it's time to put him to sleep

fuck sake

#JUDGED

He is so fucking back
And just in time

what is blocked out

GARY IS SCARY

a retarded kid in a wheelchair. it disturbed me

someone post the meme with judge sanchez and vince mcmahon

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i really really like this image

Is judge back

>chasen shreve starts off with a ball in the dirt

what a perfect metaphor for how much i trust this bullpen

judge is the 8th yankee to have 100 runs/100walks/100rbis in a season

hes been on the roster all season, where have you been?

>chasen shreve strikes out the first batter he faces
oh no

fucking chief

fucking love birdy

THE BIRD IS THE WORD

CHIRP CHIRP

I like Bird desu

We will ducking destroy you in the wildcard. Santana is ready

>my work here is done

shhh its ok maybe next year

Dat ass from the fan in the stands.

For you yeah. Even if you but at us no one is touching the tribe this year

GRIT

>even if you but at us

>Even if you but at us
what? im too busy giving a thumbs down

IPhone autocorrect u know what I meant

He's so fucking clearly on roids

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DIDI IS SO FUCKING ELITE

epic post :DDDDD

all that redditing really payed off!

DIDI is elite 2bh

DIDI IS ELITE
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BEST HOME RUN HITTING SS IN YANKEE HISTORY

someones mad

weird how a perennially average player suddenly becomes elite out of nowhere

DIDI GREGORIUS
MAKES YANKEE FANS EUPHORIAS
HE SENDS A TEX MESSAGE

>suddenly

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Twins

Real talk, what are gonna do about Sanchez for the WC game?

FUCK
I just fucking know the Yankees will win the WS wtf
Why is it always them
Salary cap now

What do you mean?

some user said it last year but it went along the lines of "the twins are our cucks"

we've been calling didi elite since the second half of his first season with the yanks

? where did you come from norway

The front page lad.

Don't worry their bullpen is hot garage. This game is far from over

ELITE

what literal cuckold actually brought this sign with them to the stadium

These last couple weeks have made up for my Giants being absolute dogshit.

didi is elite

You're 5 minutes late. Fuck off

talking yankees? because that isn't true..
I bet it's one of those everyday callers from the michael kay show

Betances is still shit though, and is going to fuck things up for us in the postseason most likely.

yes i'm talking yankees. both you and the dodgers have some of the chokiest bullpens in the leagues after starting out hot.

in the 9th inning with a one-run lead, can you say you really trust either betances or chapman?

he's the only one I worry about. seems like chapman unfucked his shit

This. Also Kintzler is elite

This ump is absolutely dogshit. Should be strike 3

he was probably referring to the defensive play didi made about 5 min before your horrid post

lol someone just died

What just happened?

Well sorry i'm on at-bat app i can't watch the game at work

Spoonfeed me on the deets. Another juicy brawl?

>"he might have hit a fan that might be why hes kneeling deep in thought- michael kay

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT MICHAEL

MAYBE THAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED

Literally what's going on? I'm watching in class and have the game on mute. Did someone get hit by something?

I bet money the kid was on a cellphone or eating food rather than watching the game

Please someone give me a feed with our home crew. This Fat guy is unbearable

Some kid got absolutely shot with a line drive foul

That's what you'd do as well if you were young. Fuck off judgmental yancuck.

Damn.

>That's what you'd do as well if you were young

No you fuck faggot millennial.

Why won't they give us the video of what happened?

Doesn't it stand to reason that showing stuff like this could conceivably make fans at games more aware and keep them on their toes?

the kid looked like he was 3 years old, chill

i'm 26 not a milennial. But i do know what it's like to be a kid and ADD.

Every FUCK OFF for no particular reason

I just felt left out ;_;
>no my fucking kid

because only autists want to see a little kid get drilled by a line drive

>i'm 26
>not a millenial
I think you should learn what a millennial is, and how to spell it, before posting

you're forgetting about sadist and misanthropist

fucking twiniggers mad that they're getting destroyed by the yankees

Just call this fucking game. Fuck you roiding neathendral fucks

>they replace one 5.00 ERA guy for another 5.00 ERA guy
wow what a difference

Angels will lose tonight so i'm not too bummed about this loss. You bombed our #5 congrats

holy shit she was knocked the fuck out

wut?

what am i looking at here.

get her some of that free candy they have when you walk into legends seats. she'll be fine

2009 was literally like 100 years ago lel

I thought buxton was good? mlb network lied to me

>when you should just stop posting

ellsbury>buxton

>But Joe what about the playoffs?
>You tell 'em I'm coming! And Ben Heller's coming with me! You hear?! Ben Heller's coming with me!

>letting fragile children sit in the stands

this is Why only healthy men who are willing to remain unintoxicated and aware of the game should be the only attendees at baseball games

Thank God we have TV for invalids and children and women and minorities now

>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>bless America!!!!!!!!!!