/hoc/ - No Sweden Allowed edition

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Sweden is a gayboy place

Sweden will destroy /hoc/ if we let them

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which is your favorite country that isnt the one you're posting from

REAL ON TIME EDITION
WE ARE LITERALLY ALL HERE LMAO

When will the Liiga improve in depth and high end skill?

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real non-earlyfag thread

gud thread

Yes user very

oh hey

this is the real one

herro, everything good m8?

VGK lifelongs report in

What do people think of the logo and uniform?

very

no fucking earlyfag

She looks like a SLUT.

We don't care about this semen slurping sport anyway. We're a football nation.

>We don't care about this semen slurping sport

Yes you do.

sweden is really good at reporting rape

>0 results
>best player is a gypsy
hmmm

>mfw I remember when Are Nige called out Sweden for their rape level
>mfw I remember how some (((scientist))) (his name was full memery like Dr Abraham Cohenstein or something) "proved" using "science" that Sweden didn't actually have a higher rape level than anywhere else in Europe
>mfw that exact graph was bandied about
>mfw "l-listen up r-racists! i-it's artificially high b-because we redefined r-rape!"
>mfw "when was it redefined and why?"
>mfw the "when" was "immediately after it became obvious that non-Swedens were all rapists" and the "why" was "to make it look like actual Swedes are rapists too"

Fucking Swekeks, man. I look forward to their country burning more than I do Germany desu.

They've been here for over 10 years you utter moron. Are you blaming the rapes on the Yugs and Italians?

Zlatan retired from the NT.

We don't.

Jesse Puluarvi will lead the Bakersfield Condors in scoring this year

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You've heard of Jesse puljujarvi now get gay for

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

Reminder to report the avatarfagging pedos

>send your good players to china
>get btfo by Vegas
>currently beating the flim flams

wew

Necessity is the mother of invention, they had no need for the wheel your mong

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Yeah, they just let dogs drag everything around because they were too dumb to domesticate anything bigger

Virtanen move was nice

Is he Cell key material?

they had no need for the white man either
looking back i bet they wished they had wheels and better weapon technologies

Post yfw you're not a Flames fan

Amazing feel my friend.

>yfw the flim flams keep their 18 year old defenceman up the whole year and waste his ELC

>Brazil 24.9
>USA 26.6

>be american
>get raped

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>brazil
>functioning legal system

>Sweden
>Norway
>Funland
What's up with Scandis and rape?

wtf is wrong with finland

largest muslim immigration rate per capita

that's a rare smuk

ive been using this for a while m8
surprised no one hasnt saved yet

What do you say to the nice doctor?

i typically only shitposting during the day
must have missed it

>ice a team with 1063 games of NHL experience last season
>lose to a team that had 622 NHL games last season

>literally the absolute peak of the franchise
>team skill and valuation going down each year since
>ticket prices still the same to watch this current echl tier team as they were on the cup run
>games dont even sell out anymore
>have to keep begging rogers for advertising money
>building condos on top of the arena for revenue
few more years of this and hopefully they will be bankrupt

>few more years of this and hopefully they will be bankrupt
dont worry katz will still have >your franchise and city by the balls
the aquilinis have lots of money

test

>being this SEETHING

your ban is over sopabro

UMA

still better than having to pay to give an arena to katz so he can gouge you even more lmao

congratulations, your proxy flag is working. Now you can shitpost and receive lots of (You)s with 7-1

nothing is just a test

all of these will literally apply to the coilers once mcmeme dies desu

truth

r/c: official ground

>mcmeme will power the Oilers past their 1980s peak of 5 cups in 7 years before dying a hero

oh shit, we dynasty nao

thank god im not an flames fan

things could be worse

>frogs actually worship this fat old hag
Screeching

is anyone else /comfy/ wathcin g this mess in CAL?

real cantpucks playing in about 8 hours

lmaoooo fuck the flames

its makes me so happy that the flames are moving to seattle and the next generation of calgarians will be oiler fans

i'll be there

not in China of course

Is Armenia in charge of the Knights Twitter?

Then who was that team that just beat the >flim flams?

>talking shit on Ginette
On a des choses à se dire mon chum.

beating the flames is hardly an accomplishment

a team cobbled together from UBC players and BCHL kids

So in what way did Lamoriello's goons threaten Lupul/Lupul's family to make sure he didn't get that second diagnosis?

The flim flams lost to THAT?

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>back official calls a penalty on a play in the far corner

Swallow my Suomen lolXD

actually like it

perfect for after buffalo moves to quebec

ducks fans confirmed for broken dicks LMAO

>based Jake putting up a goal and 3 assists in his preseason debut
rookie year wasn't a fluke lads
pongs right into another superstar

Rate my fantasy team

Crosby
Scheifele
Murray
Panarin
Benn
Pietrangelo
Werenski
Atkinson
Drouin
Talbot
Radulov
Wheeler
Klingberg
Guentzel
Strome
Parayko

Feel like I did ok since it was 12 teams. Do feel like I could use an upgrade at D though.

Red pill me on how to put the puck in the net

maybe if strome takes off while playing on a line with mcmeme you will have a forward to get that upgrade

I'd use Wheeler or even Benn to try and get another goalie incase Murray gets hurt again. Could use Benn+Parayko to get a a decent 3rd goalie and a better scoring dman. Faulk wouldn't be a bad option. Overall not bad pretty solid up and down.

imagine being a jets fan hahahahahah holhy shit
do their new jerseys have fucking green on it? lmfao puke

The name and numbers are heat pressed and not stitched, and this isn't specified on their website. Also, according to r/hockeyjerseys the name and numbers look absolutely terrible when ordered from the nhl shop, which I was not aware of when I ordered my jersey. Also, the logos are different sizes based on which size you order. I just wanted to warn all of you because you can't cancel a customized order once it is placed and I don't want you all to be burned like I was.

Did you watch our league yet?

China games gonna be lit desu

Are they still facing issues with fog?
Would be a shame desu

NHL18 has a pretty good soundtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=QuVszf-W4cw

Prime rat time hockey for finland.
Thank you based buttman and thank you the beutifual nation of China

As a long time buljuposter and a native of his teams hometown.
I hate to say this but... bulju is a bust.
Im sorry to the oilernation for giving you false hope for the future, but now you can accept mediocrity for the forecoming future.
And moreso im sorry to the entire Sup Forums for endless buljuposting.
And mostly im sorry for myself, for getting excited about a young boy again, never again.

Pulju is a bust. I said it.

Not for me

>tfw PLD really was a better pick than Poopoopeepee after all

Pick up any of the canes d. Faulk, Hanifin, slavin.

Laine. Edmonton and Minnnesota just trashed your ass with ahl teams.