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Cut your fingernails dood

>im moody and on my period
what do I say to this lads?

>tfw no weeb gf to watch Cowboy Bebop with at 3 am

Say "let's see"

Scared of talking to Turks in case they start denying the Armenian genocide to be honest lads

real man loves her whole month or something like that

you cant deny things that didnt happen :^)

hi guys :3

>tfw my interpal has been on her's every day for the last 5 weeks

'sup my bro

I havent been to interpals in like 2 months, I need a quick rundown of wtf just happened in the meantime.
is it worth it to come back?

In my experience, thais are pretty flirty. But try having normal conversations instead of the flirty ones. I think the people worth meeting up with have more substance than just the flirty part. You can easily tell who those people are by talking some more.
Also, video chat via LINE or Skype

Why would she put this on Interpals???

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>tfw no Australian gf

>hand selected over 25 of the most attractive foreign women to view today
>0 return views

Fuck Interpals. Fuck life. I'm out.

Stay

you would be amazed by the amount of views and messages the average woman gets on this site

this
most women normally get more views than males do when using the script

RIP Interpals

How's the American girls?

you have to have some combination of these to get noticed by most attractive women
1. ultra chad or male model tier
2. live in famous city
3. have some game

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>birthday
>only think about that qt who i met on my birthday years ago on in ip
man

I know that feel :/

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Is Portland a famous city? That's all I have going for me.

idk, to me its just a super fucking hipster city, which for that crowd might be attractive, for me its disgusting

dont think most americans could point out oregon on a map

>skinnyfat manlet
>live in suburban wasteland
>autistic as fuck
>still managed to score qt blonde German grill

Hippies...

Why dont you just message them?

He has malocclusion because his maxilla is too far forward

its ok gustavo

It is disgusting. I like the weather and forests but the people are awful.

>but the people are awful.
that describes most of america

Unfortunately this is true.

Why would they even tell you that? shit is fucking gross

it means they're comfortable with telling you that

It's a test to see how you react

How are you supposed to react to that? its too much fucking info

It would have been better if she just told me desu

I'm yet to figure that out myself just make sure not to be "grossed out", try brush it off casually I think is the best response
Saying TMI is exactly what the bitch wants

>tfw drop below 300 views a day

>Saying TMI is exactly what the bitch wants
why would she want me to say this?

Mainly cause it makes you look a bit immature so she feels better than you

You are a chad tho

>German
so, may I know what were you last year? remainer or leaver?

>Me
I voted remain but I can't say I'm particularly a fan of the current state of the EU

>German
Oh I see, well, I love my Union, I think EU is great but it is not perfect. So yeah, there are lots of works to do. Ask anyone in the street how the EU works, 90% will not know. My hometown is in Germany, where it only takes 40 minutes to a Franco-German border, so I know everything about French politics. Last year, the abstention for the European elections was 56%… And the few ones who voted, sent Marine Le Pen and all her euro-skeptic twats to the parliament. Basically, the only people who cared to vote were the ones who wanted to destroy Europe.

I think we must have national politicians to take their responsibilities. Way too many are hiding behind the Brussel wall to create excuses for anything that goes wrong because they do not want to be held accountable.

it’s about time we have a European TV channel/newspaper and a proper communication strategy be put in place. People who do not know the EU, do not know what it does. They only see the negative which is being talked over and over again by their politicians, but not the benefits. such as environmental and safety regulations. Research programs and collaboration across the continent. Massive funding to develop poor, rural regions (FEDER). Erasmus. The list could go on and on. Tons of people like to complain about the EU, not realizing they sometimes owe it in their jobs, their health, their food. And they don’t because we don't have no European medias, nor “Europe” section every night on the news.

And, I think is the core part of a problem. We need to fix what does not work in the EU: lobbies, dodgy policies, corrupt politicians, who would have never gotten elected if people actually cared to vote. We need to address the issues that are rightfully reported by the people.


The absolute state of the average German

>talking politics with women
lamo @ ur lief senpai

I wish

>implying I brought it up
When the G*ermans see a Brit they can't help themselves but ask, it's like tourette's or something

I've been wide fucking awake the entire night...

Ask her what she thinks about the "refugees", should be good for a kek

Oh don't you worry she already brought that one up too

>Her
and I think it's fundamentally wrong as well to attack MENA and created all this mess, but may I know how Great Britain deals with the refugees?

Uhm, I say what's on my mind, but I think it's a bit rich when the UK who in fact has helped to create them and yet it turns its face away from the refugee crisis and happy to leave the dispossessed and terrified as somebody else’s problem. But let's not go there and instead, blame the EU for a whole thing.

>Me
I'm glad we agree on that, I don't think we should be at war in the middle East
The UK hasn't accepted many refugees but we've sent huge amounts of money to help the ones in Turkey, Lebanon and other such countries
To an extent it is the way the EU works that is to blame, Merkel made a stupid decision saying anybody could come, people who weren't refugees took advantage of that and when she realised her mistake she started trying to distribute them to other countries who didn't want them

That was 8 hours ago, she's seen it and hasn't responded and even if she does respond it's getting ignored

Same. Are you talking to asian qts as well?

no...

I've been going over finances and significant decisions all night..

>for a kek
cringe

Is the only thing you do in this thread write "cringe"?

dead pals

Your mum pals

>people learning any Scandinavian language
SOMEBODY explain this shit to me. Do they just want to stand out and look interesting? Nobody in their right mind learns a language as complex as Finnish when it only has ~5 million speakers

>Finnish
probably browses Sup Forums or has had some contact with Finland or the Finns in the past, it's not a language someone picks up just like that.

What's with the extra flags script? Does anybody using it?

not a Scandinavian language

besides some people are learning even more absurd languages here

I thought the same about English and look at me now.

>muh Uralic language family
I meant languages spoken in Scandanavia

i dont see the internet turning to finish as the main language any time soon.

Except English is a lingua franca

Nah I didn't meant that I was mostly speaking about this

>Do they just want to stand out and look interesting?

In Yugoslavia, English wasn't taught much, it was German/French and Russian in the villages

>Except English is a lingua franca

>English

>lingua franca

Ironic, ain't it ?

Blame the N*rmans

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia either

Yeah but my dick is part of your mum.......'s pussy

>what makes you different from other guys
what the fug kinda question is this

Say you're in the lowest percentile of penis sizes

She thinks you just want sex

I live in portland, just put NYC as your location, update your profile to say you don't really live there, and if you have creative messages you'll get replies.

How old are you and do you still live with your parents? If yes, why?

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>Hello. I'm a fun transgender girl.

Gross

>see new Russian QT's profile
>she's very cute
>see she plays Counter Strike
>get excited and plan to message her
>look through her pictures
>ITS THE PEPE GIRL


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whats wrong with pepe girl?

either fake, or real girl who attention whores in hopes of people starting to watch her streams, etc. Goal is most likely just to build up her beta-follower numbers

i see

I'm gonna try and bang her

BOI

Let us know how her benis is

6 days with my qt
never thought I would be wasting my money on a girl I never met like this, but I had a good summer job so enough cash, didn't have a holiday trip yet and most importantly my qt is going to move to USA soon. (no way i'm going to the US and get my computer, my rectum and whatever else the TSA needs searched)

Still not sure how what to say to my parents, I could say nothing, but if my plane crashes or i get run over by a scooter, it would be a nasty surprise. How do you handle this?

Never been in Taiwan either (only to China), kind of a shame that the transfer is so short, but 17 hours is long enough already.

Just tell them the truth about where you're going and why, I'm sure they'd understand.

>it's another episode of
Dutch guy flies across the world to meet his qt and gets cucked

>(no way i'm going to the US and get my computer, my rectum and whatever else the TSA needs searched

That is a heavy over exaggeration

Don't tell them your going for a girl. Just say you have always wanted to go to China and decided to go on a solo trip

They took my fucking fingerprints when I was 10

How long have you known her?

meh

You gonna fuck her or...?

>he's so desperate that he has to settle for Chink qts
lmao

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how long has she been around
looks like forever

Not going to tell why, I only dare to tell it to fellow qt hunters
Saigon is a nice city anyway, but i reckon i have been careful enough
>knew her since december 2016
>received several packages with cute personal gifts from her
>know her home address and families address
>discovered her facebook and checks out with the info and pics she gave me
and I don't 100% anticipating fucking her for 6 nights, so the only way to be cucked would be to be left alone at the airport, in which case I have 6 days to explore Saigon with a double bedroom hotel room for myself.
see above text
On one hand I would be feeling kind of bad to fuck a girl on the first day(s) of meeting her, but on the other hand, that body... We also masturbated on the phone often, and i have a sizeable collection of nudes (for private use though, don't bother asking), so she's lewd af with me

Probably because you're a Paki