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how long are you staying here anyway

I think that I'm going to sleep around 01:00am

>Also why bundes attracts foreigners that are either weird autistic or annoying or some semblance of the three
shut the fuck up you silly yank cunt, only reason I'm here is because I respect German football culture and knew going to a game would be a good experience

only reason you're here is because muh kraut heritage and 'look at me I'm one of the cool yanks that likes soccer xD'

the fucking cheeky of you to say I'm the autistic one when I have no worries travelling Europe on my own and you've never left yankland
flight home on Friday morning, I'll be back soon enough though, may visit a different German ground in future

now finally on Sup Forums

s-sorry
>tfw I've now lost the respect of /bundes/ posters now they know I know I post on Sup Forums

>it's true

what to wank to now?

That's a lotta projecting pal. I was very much including myself in the original statement btw. Stay mad furfag

Denmark thinks you're UTV. is that true?

Why aren't their moar German porno actresses

his body just isn't made for professional sport.

what are you into?

any 4 and above can just marry a rich man here.

you're a fucking yank you twat, hardly projection when your flag says it all
you'll NEVER understand true football culture no matter how much you shitpost on Sup Forums
think it's clear from my posting style that I'm a fucking nutjob and not that sad shut in virgin

No. Why are you asking?

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big tits and girls with a unique look, not necessarily totally stunning/beautiful

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Can someone translate? Meine deutsch kleine gut.

Oh noes:_;

Gianna Michaels

>3-0
>Siegtreffer

twat, watching streams on the internet can never compare to the atmosphere in the stadium
yank brains will literally NEVER understand real football because you've been brainwash with franchise culture

It destroyed HIVs hopes of winning so yes, keep seething ABPulisgod.

No I just wrote it because I support Aston Villa too. It's what we supporters say to each other when we meet.

Shouldn't have turned down my dad's offer of meal tickets to the game tonight. Could have seen us destroy the might Horsens. Two whole divisions between us.

I reckon you're wrong

because of and and

Next game I'm going to see is Brondby - Randers on October 30th.

This isnt you blog you stupid alcoholic fuck. Go drink bleach alreadly.

He says that Bobby Wood is his close friend and that he fought hard and played well today (which is untrue), but is happy that BVB won and that he managed to score a goal.

Afterwards he said that he constantly tries to further develop and that he is very happy with how things are developing for him at Dortmund.

Lastly, he said that there are obvious differences between the coaching styles of Tuchel and Bosz, but the ambitions of BVB remain the same and that they will try to push for success this season.

Seriously, his German is astoundingly good.
He speaks it better than most Turks who were fucking born here.

"Yes, bobby wood is a squatmate from the NT, good buddy, he worked hard today, but of course we won today."

"you are still only 19 but are playing quite maturely/experienced, did you make an important improvement last year?"

"yes, I always want to improve, I think I also did that this year and are always aiming to get better."

"did dortmund win today because of their greater individual player class/skills"

"I think we had a good game plan today, we wanted to play fast, didnt expect Hamburg doing so much pressure and playing forward though. It took some time to develop, we let the ball run, then we managed to score which worked out pretty good."

"whats possibile for bvb for the title race this year?"

"Well its still only five games, but we didnt concede, we play really well, we wanna win every match aso we wanna keep that going."

"whats the difference between Bosz's and Tuchel's work on the team?"

"Of course they are quite different managers. We are going for lots of pressure forward this year all the time, work really hard and I think it works out well"

Transcripting sports interviews lets you realize how stupid and vapid most of it is.

Sorry, but he simply doesn't have the Bayern look.

>squatmate

ah yes, Pulisic is ehtnically Slavic after all

thanks bb

Rude

>notorious coal burner
>no new scenes for quite some years
>that laugh

"no"

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Very good post

>all that grass

you just know the blacks on the team won't be able to resist and have a cheeky smoke with it

looks like a mong desu

Eat that shit smeared grass, you drunken sad sack of shit you're probably drunk enough to think that grass looks like food anyway.

>Insulting Denmach in such a manner
excuse me?!

>bundes is now bintpol
ugh!
glad that i am more interested in ligue 1 and serie A again these days.

You could make a joke about Weidenfeller being there like why is the coach getting involved, does he think he's one of the kids.

Literally every American post itt is me

Ama

if you insult denmarks honor, you will have to face me.

*unsheathes sword*

what is your opinion on the current political landscape in the united states of america

don't let dortmund fags take over the thread then

funny, i didn't notice he was there
like when one of the physios sneaks into the picture

uhhm back the fuck off wanker or consequences will never be the same

si senor i think DRUMPF should be impeached jajajaja

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Este jaja

>tfw now back at the hostel comfy in bed on WiFi
>now it's time to start making pro-British posts on Sup Forums under the German flag

>this is how he spends his time in Hamburg
>not going to St. Pauli and fuck some cheap Romanian or Russian whores

sad!

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is dresden redpilled

Further elucidating my point that you have autism

they are beyond redpilled

they each took like 50 red pills

Um maybe he doesnt want stds and/or to be robbed by a turk pimpmeister?

these whores are mostly clean, since condoms are strictly required when fucking them

and the pimps there are mostly german bikers

Hi Brent it would mean a lot to me if you could post some sad songs. Some real feels music

How much would a nice pretty Slavic whore cost?

> the pimps there are mostly german bikers
God I wish that were me

Wrong. My friend got crabs from a croatian skank in a supposedly """""clean""""" brothel near Bremen

varies a lot, but the cheapest russian ones cost probably around 50€ per session (additional costs for things that go beyond just penis in vagina)

there are also some higher class brothels where you will have to pay like up to 300€ per session, but generally whores in St.Pauli are rather cheap I think

needed to charge my phone but still might do this, gonna do some research on hookers in the area
the only football game you've attended in your life was college handegg you fat larping nonce clear off

I'm trying to speak to my German friends but you keep getting in the way you fat tosser

Well money isn't an issue, so I'd rather pay more if it means not picking up an STD.

Also I shagged 3 prossies in one night in Amsterdam on Sunday so don't really feel like doing it again

based shinji getting a cheeky blowjob

37 - @S_Kagawa0317 (@BVB) scored 37 goals in the #Bundesliga - no player from Japan scored more. Achievement. #HSVBVB

>the Clinton's can sex traffick whomever they want but can't pay for sex in America

Feels bad

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of German football.
Msybe or would be better suited tit yiy

>Unironically browsing Sup Forums
It was kc tier

;___;

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r u qt girl??

Last time I checked I had a benis.

In memoriam Hamburg's inevitable relegation, listen to some Chopin
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We live in the CURRENT YEAR you can have benis and be girl

Stop getting relegated

o-okay

rip in pieces penis

Kek

Also aren't guns illegal in niemcy?

Germany has like the fourth highest (total) private gun ownership in the world
Certain segments of the population are afraid going way back to the war
You need to register it though and can't be a schizo or a criminal
Obviously the system is flawed

good

Agreed. Let schizos have guns

It's all good until people start fetishizing about guns and violence like in the US
That's what kills

True dat fám

>17 year old american to be signed by Werder Bremen

Any Americans know anything about Josh Sargent?

He's the upcoming Clint Dempsey and has lots of potential. He was 16 when he was called up to the u20 world cup this year and dominated.

Beautiful

This desu, he was a lot of fun to watch in the U20's

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

good memeing

would rather shitpost than get mugged by gypsies.

>dorftrottel afraid of the big scawy city
lamo

ök Soren

>t. Dorftrottel

they won't attack you if you wear your tinfoil hat

why are there so many yanks in bundesliga?

there is only one pretending to be two