>a blind guy is the chief engineer on a spaceship
what?
>a blind guy is the chief engineer on a spaceship
what?
Actually, the visor that he has grants vision that surpasses human vision in certain aspects. He sees heat signatures. It allows him to be an engineer.
>A blood-thirsty, battle-obsessed alien is in charge of the ship's weapons
wot?
>A 13 year old closet homosexual is the pilot of the finest Ship in the fleet
eh?
That doesn't suspend my belief as much as the fact that he's black.
He's not even human, how is he black?
>A drunk Irishman is in charge of safely beaming people off the ship
What were they thinking?
>A bony faced 43 year old woman is supposed to be attractive
Whaaa??????
I agree, Pulaski was hotter
frenchman in charge of not surrendering
homeboy has predator vision.
or like a mantis shrimp
hey he's pretty fly for a blind guy
>A sex crazed serial rapist is allowed to command a ship full of miniskirted hotties
huh?
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>rapist
saw the other thread, huh?
ew, crusher hot
pulaski not
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then why dont they give ever engineer a visor like that
fucking Affirmative Action
>a woman is in a position of authority.
What might have been.
>blind faggots
>an artificial intelligence without any starfleet safeguards in case it decides to blow up the warp core
but he had a cute gf
>captain, a space fly has entered through the port window
>recommend we initiate self destruct and use the escape pods
Nobody remembers that he was first the navigator?
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>An "Ends justify the Means" madmen put in charge of frontier Station to represent Federation to Gamma Quadrant
What did Starfleet mean by this?
jheri curl persisting four hundred years would've been pretty great
Literally triggered
what is a trap?
>I'm Mot, the ship's barber
wat?
>Not locking the programming of your hologram program
A likely story
Reminder that the Doctor was the GOAT medical officer from any Star Trek series.
>So this was a HUGE VICTORY for the GOOD GUYS!
that one's explain with nepotism
>make this boy into an android, Data
what the fuck was wrong with Picard?
Because Starfleed won't enforce those kind of rules. Sure you could have visual and auditory augments, but it removes that which gives them humanity.
Starfleet has a habit of promoting drunks.
>mfw Naomi Wildman in the current year just starred in a BLACKED video