You have 10 seconds to act as Polish as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as Polish as possible.

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KURWAAAAAAAA *drinks vodka*

Kurwa

*drinks a case of beer with my 40y/o construction worker friends in our communal van in the parking lot outside the grocery store at noon*

im a 1/4 pole and fucking hate poland so mcuh

Kurwa

>gets genocided

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KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

FUCKING RUSSIANS. KURWA.

me at work

hello my name is mauryzcwyzcy

Deja de shorar, deja de sufrir

Poland is definitely not Eastern Europe but Central Europe. Also very developed.

*gets partitioned*

GIBE US MONEI PLS EU!!
WTF RULES??? FUCK EU!!!! SCZSCZSCZ KURWA!!!

kurwa!

Pierdole, tak chlop za chlophem?!

haha kurwa cycyzyzycz am i being funny enough, my fellow redditors?

POLSKA ZE BEST KANTREE IN ZE WORLD! AY EM POLAK! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Dear Japanese
Do NOT come to my country

Jeszcze Polska nie zginela, Kiedy my zyjemy.
Co nam obca przemoc wziela, Szabla odbierzymy.

Nothing wrong with this.

t. John Kowalski

Kurwa anyatokk bylat

haha poland no immigrants germanie is fuckd :DDD

literally nothing wrong with that

ahaha now you know the pain

kurwa

*builds a highway with trees 1m from the roadside*

what
where

Raz sierpem, raz młotem
czerwoną hołotę

>Poland
>building a highway

kek

Literally nothing wrong with that

"Poland is the best country in the world and everywhere else is shit that's why I moved to another country"

*collects scrap metal to sell to a scrapyard*

Internet polish? well then

DUDE I HATE POLAND, LMAO.

*puts on hussar wings and charges around the room yelling some incomprehensible shit full of sz and cz sounds about how hungarians are his brothers *

oh and also kurwa and pierdole

10/10 I do this always after work.

Pshe kurva katyn lvóv smolensk

Vodka

KURWA

*finished toilet cleaning job, Drive to home with lada shitbox
*arrived at home
*Say KURWA during open the door
*Turn on computer
*Play Shitcher III or low price slavic game (Warthunder maybe) and Squatting down on his chair
*Shit up his game and Insulting russian player
*Fuck this shit game
*upload pic related in /bant/

Where did all the Jews go?

CYKA BLYAT
*steals German car*
*drives said car from civilized central Europe to undeveloped eastern European homeland*
*haha fuck Germany, criminal foreigners from middle east are destroying your country xDD*

>lada
>not polonez

nice gif Klaus. Can i save it for future shitposting?

we wuz sarmatians n shiet

HOL UP
*emigrates*
SO BE SAYIN
*steals car*
THAT WE
*receives EU money*
WUZ
*butthurt about Russia*
HUZZARZ AND SHIET

Just sing this.
youtube.com/watch?v=aH8FNChzwxc

Here's Polish-American:
>be fat
>drink beer constantly
>eat pierogies
>never shut up about Poland
>be fat

Wilno nasze

no, but you can easily do one for yourself by just filming you at work

kurwa mac

*buys a cheap vodka, a 6-pack of cheap beers, cheap cigs, 2 packs of spaghetti and cheap off-brand ketchup*

basically fuck everyone itt
i hope you all die from diarrhea
now give me the money

/thread

Hungary

masz jakis problem?

Fuck you Hans, fuck you Ivan and especially fuck you H*hol.
Btw, why are Lithuanians so mad at us?

Why do all Poles look so ashy and gross?
They dont even look like Slavs.

>Btw, why are Lithuanians so mad at us?

???