Let's have a serious discussion about Amy Schumer

Let's have a serious discussion about Amy Schumer

How the fuck did she get so popular?

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Her father is Chuck Schumer.

You do realize she isn't that popular
She's smalltime and only because of the small SJW fanbase she has, but lots of people know of her because she does and says "news worthy" things (like stealing jokes how ironic)

What did he see in her?

not jewish you retard

she comes from money

She got popular by stealing jokes

She knows a thing or two about stealing and black people
youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

She's probably one of the funniest comedians performing right now to me

White people didn't steal black people, they bought them from other black people.

(((Talent and dedication)))

What she says just ISN'T funny. She has some natural talent for telling jokes in terms of timing and delivery but it doesn't help that she's so painfully unfunny or blatantly taken from another comedian
I agree. She's in the news a lot for shit but in the entertainment business she's pretty close to the bottom. Sure she had her own movie but that flopped hard.

Money.

kek

She is part of the Lena Dunham sudo feminism. Where it's about being counter culture to standard women marketing practices without adding any value to women and their voices in media.

not a fan of her but that's actually kind of a funny joke

Even though it's wrong

>father was jewish
>mother converted to judaism
>not jewish

Okay buddy

>when you're obviously wrong and you call someone retarded
wew

>be Arab
>show more disdain for blacks than whites could ever dream of
>enslave blacks for a much longer time
>brutalize them even more than whites
>years later, escape all criticism and it's never taught in American schools
>meanwhile whites are the ones that cos gently get guilt tripped
>MFW

Women are funny - get over it, OP.

i bet he purposely treated her like shit, which is why i respect him

Lack of female comedians these days combined with SJW pushing for more funny lady movies.

I saw her standup before she did the Roasts it was a solid set and was funny. but never thought she could be a big thing. I guess we can thank Lena Dunham for ugly girls getting roles.

>sudo

it's pseudo

Sudo is a linux command that temporarily provides elevated access

>i respect someone because in my head they did something even though there's no evidence of it

BTW in the event you think it's okay for her to tell a similar joke on a show. Be aware that companies have teams of standards and practices and a legal team who's job it is to make sure this doesn't happen....unless it comes from a smaller artiest or company that wouldn't have the legal firepower to take on FUCKING VIACOM.

she's not jewish, and you can't find a source saying she is

Trainwreck didn't even come close to being a flop.

Pssst!

He's gay.

We bought those niggers fair and square from other niggers

>white people stole black people
I think (((she))) means to say that white people bought black people from other black people.

As hard as we try to get Inside Amy, we can't really get Inside Amy.

Oh, don't get us wrong, Amy is pretty cute, and rather funny, but as soon as we try to get Inside, it all becomes very complex.

That's alright, we say, we'll give it another shot. So a week passes, and here she is — same time, same place — and we're once again trying to get Inside Amy. And it's just not happening!

Amy, we say. This relationship we're having, it's a little one-sided, no? We welcome you to our home. We lie in our bed, watching you. You smile... we return it, but you don't see. You laugh... we laugh, but you don't hear. You even told us you were Jewish, and we thought — yes, this is the final piece! — and yet... Come on, Amy, just let us get Inside!

Maybe the time has come to end it. It's not you, Amy, it's us! We tried, Amy, we tried so hard!

Why, oh why, can't we get Inside Amy?

Verdict: Jew.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3473842/A-Jew-two-horns-Comedian-Amy-Schumer-fire-tasteless-Jewish-joke-tweet.html

So why would she refer to herself as jewish if she wasn't jewish? Please just stop posting it's embarrassing.

Commit sudo koo

is Ali Wong, dare I say it, """our""" jungle gook?
youtube.com/watch?v=dfz6Ha1hogo

I love how Kanye looks disappointed that she isn't dead.

What in the fuck did he mean by this?

Actually they're second cousins once removed

arab? welcome, brother! please, enjoy my home! it is open to you and your friends! my wife and daughter will love the company!

We BOUGHT black people
FROM black people

That's actually pretty funny

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Shhh

The only thing that matters is that white people and white society is evil and despicable.

Let's get something straight. WE didn't buy ANY people because WE were not ALIVE at the time!

Speak for yourself millennial scum.

>he doesnt know about Jew Or Not Jew

I thought we purchased them from other black people.

Wow, hilarious joke. But seriously, why should I feel bad for something that happened so long ago? Has nothing to do with me. Niggers need to just shut the fuck up about slavery already. MUH ANCESTORS

>stole black people

actually black people sold other black people as slaves to white people

Actually blacks stole blacks. We legally purchased them from African governments and businesses

>not being immortal
>not having lived through the rise and fall of rome
>not surviving the dark ages and the inquisition and various other royal fuckups by the aristocracy
>not going aboard the fuckyou boat to the new world with columbus
>not raping and infecting the natives
>not chilling with the protestants founding america
>not journeying with your jewish compatriots to Africa to harvest black flesh, paying the local warlords in seashells to take their slaves back home
>not throwing their fetid and diseased corpses into the briny sea when inevitably some of them succumb to malnutrition, stress and disease
>not working a plantation with some of your jewish friends
>not fucking the negros
>not BEING fucked by the negros
>not eventually selling out just before the civil war to pursue a banking interest with your jewish compatriots
>not finding OIL in Texas and becoming a baron
>not watching america churn from a few weak states to a world power, collapse, then refurbish and rise again and again
>not sitting on an expensive chair with a high-end computer shitposting on a Mongolian Death-Worm Sand Painting website

You were never even alive

Brandi love=amy schumer
That statue blackheadr with the silly minniemouse voice, kendra lust=sarah silverman
Isis love= isis, more funny than funny is.
I don't know that many, but louis c.k. Wouldn't be 'out of place in Porn either. The whole letchey hobo thing.

I don't have to read that to know how unfunny it is. I know you're from reddit and you expect everyone to circle jerk that post. Sad!

t. Mel brooks

This. I love yeezy in this picture, he's like "fuck this shit i gotta get away quick ffs"

If all you want to do is whine about blacks and women you should stay on Sup Forums. Sup Forums is a high quality board and we take shitposting very seriously here.

What the fuck are you even talking about? You made a retarded comment and I corrected you. You brought it upon yourself. It's pathetic!

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LEL whats left side from in that pic

I didn't make the original comment I just appreciate high effort shitposting.

bystanders at the turkish ambassador shooting

Normies find her edgy and hip.

This tbqh

>starts sentences with "Like..."
Easiest way to spot a moron.

>white people... (((We))) stole black people
The truth hidden in plain sight
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