STOCK MARKET HAPPENING OFFICIAL : MEGATHREAD

**HAPPENING DEF CON 5 ALERT**
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
EVERYTHING IS CRASHING. THE FOLLOWING LIST SHOULD BE TRACKED MOVING FORWARD:

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VIX, INDEX & FUTURES
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S&P 500 VIX Futures
22.17 +5.69 +34.53%

FTSE 100 Futures
5,788.8 -575.7 -9.05%

DAX Futures
9,533.7 -870.3 -8.37%

S&P 500 Futures
2,029.75 -76.00 -3.61%

Nasdaq 100 Futures
4,297.75 -164.75 -3.69%

Hang Seng (HSI)
20,138.00 -730.34 -3.50%

Nikkei 225 (N225)
15,742.40 -495.95 -3.05%

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CURRENCIES
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GBP/JPY - British Pound/Japanese Yen
138.66 -19.34 -12.24%

USD/JPY - US Dollar/Japanese Yen
101.44 -4.73 -4.46%

GBP/USD - British Pound/US Dollar
1.3603 -0.1274 -8.56%

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COMMODITIES
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Gold Futures
1,301.50 +38.40 +3.04%

Crude Oil Futures
48.00 -2.11 -4.21%

BTC/USD - Bitcoin US Dollar BTC-e
628.49 +38.50 +6.53%

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You can't bump your own thread until someone posts on it leaf

Is this real anyway? Another crash? We already had one this year

saguh because of your samefag

im not OP you kike

february was the warm up

the same problems still exist and were never solved

comfy / 10

problems? you mean the negro problem?

Developing Nations. Prepare to die.

Nikkei 225 (N225)

15,418.76 -819.59 -5.05%

oops

>that VIX movement

wow

Dumb piece of shit br.

at least I am not American

S&P 500 VIX Futures

23.17 +6.69 +40.59%

You British MotherFUCKERS!

Why are the markets going Fucking down right now!? You cocksuckers will pay for this MotherFucking English people!

Scotland would have voted for Independence if they knew you Motherfuckers would pull a stunt like this!

>Olympic City is a warzone
>massive losses building stadium
>at least im not American

SUM TING WONG

Nikkei 225 (N225)

15,235.87 -1,002.48 -6.17%

Just go fuck yourself ameritard
I hate my contry, but i'm having a shit day

I don't live in the Olympic City

Losses are meaningless for a country like Brazil, we got money to burn

2016 is shaping up like the best year yet. We are going to remember this year for decades.

THE NIKKEI JUST DROPPED 3% IN 5 MINUTES

Nikkei 225 (N22)

15,117.03 -1121.32 -6.91%

Its the dollar. Remember Swiss frank going up a fortune one day? Well, that day their stock market was down a fortune. The same thing happens in the US now, except the money flow will be in the US assets. The whole forex messes up the asset prices. They really should be up, not down. In constant dollars the stocks are up. Dollar index is flying and stocks adjust to dollar index. Its a stupid quirk in the "global trade".

Glorious day

>Why are the markets going Fucking down right now!?
Markets hate uncertainty. Markets hate major change.

>quirk
>not globalism failing spectacularly

The global masters attempting to punish the world for UK's disobeying them

Defcon 5 is the lowest, stupid nigger

Happening is Defcon 1

meme magic confirmed.

That too, but keeping assets fixed to currency is idiotic. It's how computers trade arb. I hope they blow up. Assets are assets and currency is currency, and enforcing fixed "world" valuation is stupid.

I wonder how china is doing lol

Never had a doubt.

The Brexit may trigger the most significant market correction since 2008, possibly triggering a recession.

Thanks a lot Britfucks. At least I'll be able to buy some index funds at a discount price.

This is why soros bought up so much gold..

Fucking Tax all British while they are still in the EU to pay for these market losses they caused!

This is our gift to you, Sup Forums enjoy the happening and celebrate with us.

Isn't defcon 5 is the lowest threat level?

Defcon 5 is the highest
defcon 5 is the lowest security risk of defcons, stupid nigger

no the banker problem

Looks like my 401k is going to benefit quite a bit!

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uh oh the jews are maaaad~

Not UK's fault kikes inflated the system.
Soros tricked them.
The final kike trick.
His shills were screaming short.
But we knew he'd play the hand eventually.
Happening.

yes OP is a retard and apparently understands economics on the same level he understands the defcon warning system

Seriously? It was fear mongering that blew up in their face. If banks don't blow up by market volatility it's a non event. They are looking for controllable situation to attach significance to where there is none. Unless the volatility takes out some Deutsche Bank its a non event for the US market.

>mfw

found the jew

this isn't a nuclear threat or anything, definitely a DEFCON 5

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GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD

All-In on QQQ (NASDAQ), $24k on margin, $100K on the line.
All of retirement ($400K) in growth/risk stocks.
Looking at losing about $30,000 to $50,000 tomorrow.
> Stocks go up, stocks go down.

Nice crash fags

Gold Futures

1,356.90 +93.80 +7.43%

GEORGE SOROS
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Phase 2 of kike trickery was to buy out gold AND food+water now even if you get gold youll be fucked in the underground bunker rations department.

Muh shekels

What the FUCK is the Hang Seng?

youtube.com/watch?v=1KqV3pHYDNs

B R E X I T , B A B Y !

There are some bigger ones getting more money

Everything will bounce back within 2-6 weeks. Calm the fuck down

>it was a year early

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>3%
>one day
>happening


can we ban happening threads/fags? remember how yellowstone didn't erupt those 20 times? or how china didn't collapse those 50 times?

REMEMBER


HOW ITS NEVER
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HAPPENED?

GBP/JPY - British Pound Japanese Yen

134.22 -23.78 -15.05%

holy FUCK.

Do I sell off all my shit first thing tomorrow morning?

They are all US and Canadian ETFs (S&P500 index and TSX index)

they're more important than muh buzzwords m8

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You take it up the ass and buy more in 1-3 weeks.

fuck off faggot

hope your dad loses his pension tomorrow

GBP/USD - British Pound US Dollar

1.3365 -0.1512 -10.16%

Let me also say I have never tried to time the market, but if the future quotes hold up I stand to lose about 100k tomorrow morning.

Over the next week XIC and XFN in particular are gonna get nailed. That's your time to buy. They own the fucking country, they're not going away anytime soon, but for some reason they get undervalued every time anything dramatic happens.

I'm strongly considering buying. It's hard to say. The North American markets are overbought in general, so playing overseas drama is pretty risky.

looks like no more UN food stamps for kimmy

Nikkei 225 halted trading. RIP

you're the one who isn't reading that book in the trash


its never happened, this is another case of it not happening. just like literally every other time.


you do realize this is meme magic right? if someone says its happening it isn't. kek hates happening fags. you fucking heretics.

Ive got about 2000$ in cash alts, whats a smart buy at the moment?

I also don't time the market, but I did what I suggested here after the 2008 crash and have nearly doubled my investment since then. (But the first six months were nasty, I'd lost my shirt on paper for a while.)

its just starting. it will go lower in two days

Pulled most of mine into a non invested fund during the shimita shit. Ended up selling at the peak, I've been waiting for a shtf moment to buy back in. I think this is a good one

Nikkei down 8. Dear lord

Nothing just hold onto your dollars... Euro and GBP going to shit, USD going to be worth a lot more in a few days.

this

DAX futures too, I'm sure the others are also crashing

RIP globalism :)

Guns and ammo

Hold on to your dollars for a little bit, US is going to increase

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It's afraid.

This is devastating news for Britain

I can't into economy, halp. Wanted to pick something up from brit e-shop, should i wait for their economy to implode first?

S&P 500 VIX Futures

24.77 +8.29 +50.30%

ITS HAPPENING

>us is going to increase
>forgetting OBAMA NIGGER

OMFG

Holy fuck, mega happening

>DEFCON 5
So everything's going fine? Okay. Thanks for the status update.

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>tfw have enough honey to last me my lifetime hidden away in my almost jewish vault

The polls Fucking said REMAIN was going to win!

How the FUCK is this happening!? What the FUCK did REMAIN do wrong!?

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

As a man with £1500 disposable income

How do I capitalise on this

Sounds like a plan, thanks!

Got plenty already, if the mad max apocalypse comes Ill be dancin in my armor boots

I'm so proud of Britain.
Now give our gold back.

Invest in gold, it's only going to go up from here. History has been made this day.

how does brexit affect the economy?

Is it actually bad and people voted just because they dont want migrants?

>Brexit happens against the globalist jew plans
>world economy tanks
>ww3 soon

Im proud of you bongs

I ordered up another 20 ounces of silver before prices take a big bump tomorrow. I already got lucky buying 100 ounces in January. At the very least, it's good to have.