Rey vs Star Destroyer

"But user, Luke and Anakin were just like Rey"

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=IaWUsIOLDoE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Lol

I would have though that a lightsaber wouldn't even be close to the length needed to pierce the hull of a Star Destroyer.

>Kira

Excuse me?

where is this from?

miss me yet?

Kira and Kylo Kenobi.

Ahaha, oh wow! TOP10 OVERPOWERED ANIME CHARACTERS

Did she slice open the cockpit instead of just opening it?

Episode 7 concept art

>not the same X-Wing pilot suit from the new trilogy
>not the same X-Wing
>not even the same Star Destroyer

see

...

It's concept art that gives you some insight into the thought process behind the creation of her character.

how can she breathe

>lukes first light saber fight after he spent loads of on screen time training with obi and yoda
>gets destroyed, never even gets a hit in or put up any kind of real offense
>loses a hand
>anakins first lightsaber fight after years of training as jedi
>is 2v1 with obi wan still gets dominated by a dooku thats not even trying
>loses a hand
>reys first light saber fight and first time she's swung a lightsaber
>completely overwhelms her opponent and wins without taking a single hit

Force Breath Holding and Force Force Field...field...force... whatever.

and you would be fucking right, not to mention the materials that ships are made of are so durable light sabers don't even cleanly pass through it

ie, she was always meant to be so ridiculously powerful.

Rey don't need no air, that's the patriarchy.

>Original Trilogy: Something Cool
>Prequel Trilogy: Relive the Cool
>Sequel Trilogy: Progress beyond the Cool

she's blindfolded she doesn't know what she's doing or where she is

I remember when I was 5 and came up with this exact same idea.

more?

ren had never had a lightsaber fight either though.

also missing half his torso

who the fuck is ren

It's like that one part of Force Unleashed where the overpowered Mary Sue PC destroys a Star Destroyer by force pulling it out of orbit onto the ground

>episode 1
>it takes qui-gon and obi 45 seconds to cut through one door, and they didn't even finish
>episode 8
>Rey can cut through a star destroyer's armor and shields like a hot knife through butter

>mfw the sale to Disney was an elaborate middle finger to all the autistic manbabies who hated on George because he knew Disney would go full SJW retard with it and he laughed all the way to the fucking bank

...

Don't forget the non force wielding nigger managed to fuck up Kylo as well.

that would be a valid criticism if it actually happened

>cutting a couple inches into the armor of space battleships operating in an atmosphere somehow damages the internal systems enough to destroy the ship

I thought JarJar was an idiot when our characters could see a small light on the other side of the galaxy in the daytime. But apparently he's not the only idiot completely detached from reality working on star wars: the sequel for money.

>ren had never had a lightsaber fight either though.
Except for, y'know, that time he massacred all of Luke's students

>the non force wielding nigger managed to fuck up Kylo
He literally grazed his arm what are you talking about

he shouldnt have even been able to get that close, its ridiculous, he's supposed to be powerful, not vader levels or anything but at least a threat

not only that, but striking a stardestroyer with a lightsaber would be like scratching an aircraft carrier with a pin. a single human is like an ant to a ship that large. the whole concept in the art is beyond stupid

>grazed

Still way too much.

Finn is force sensitive. Itll be shown next movie after Rey falls to the dark side

It was mentioned in the movie that Kylo's training isn't even complete yet.

Kylo basically toyed with Finn and Finn managed to get a lucky hit, that's not "fucking him up"

why dont they just make like a huge beam out of lightaber stuff to cut through everything?

The external plating is probably thicker than the saber blade.

ISDs probably have automatic force fields for any breach of windows and shit too.

your telling me some rando storm trooper with no combat experience whatsoever and no training with any kind of close quarters weapon could beat Kylo Ren, a fag trained by Luke himself and who managed to kill the entire Jedi order? Come on thats bs

>Luke cuts open bottom of AT-AT with his light saber in Empire
>Rey cuts open bottom of star destroyer in Episode VIII
Star Wars: The Pottery Awakens

It's strongly implied that this is because Kylo got cocky and underestimated him. Which is why he gets mad and fucks him up immediately afterwards

Those guns on Geonosis were pretty much that. There was one in a hangar shooting at a CIS ship in RotS too.

>[DELET THIS in Mary Sue]

what are they called again? Like a SPHAT or something? Your talking about the blue laser beam that BTFO that one robot ship in the intro right?

is kylo is the best snoke has, the resistance will be fine

This 3ft deep cut will surely destroy this ship as big as a city.

this was Kylo after
>being shot by Chewie's crossbow
>bawling over and conflicted by killing his dad
>Finn hurt him even more
>Rey herself is an expert with staff combat

you plebs

Those were more like mini death star lasers, like those badass anti-personnel persistant ray guns on the based space hind.

It was called the Death Star.

>bawling over and conflicted by killing his dad
Nigger he just gave himself over to the dark side by doing that. He should be having a power spike.

>rey can breathe in space

>bawling
lmao

>mouth and eyes open real wide
>expert with anything

good.

they are pathetic entitled manchildren, im glad star wars has become a terrible fan sevice SJW feminism dream. because that's all star wars fans deserve.

>Rey herself is an expert with staff combat
What? When was she trained to use a staff? Shes like 17 in the movie right I doubt she had to use it that often besides to show how hardcore xdxdx she is for the movie. And a staff is completely different then a lightsaber, if she was using one of those magnaguard things or even a dualbladed saber I would be fine with it but just a normal lightsaber?

>>mouth and eyes open real wide
muh dick

those were mini death stars

These are those things but bigger, and only used once in the entire series for some reason

Stop being sexist user
It's 2017, women can do anything

thanks to all the white cucks hating George they forced him to sell it to disney. now the white guys are gone and we finally get to be put on the bigscreen.

Seriously the main characters of star wars are now a white female and a black male. could you ever imagine that happening under George?

To all white people thank you. thank you for giving star wars to us. thank you for cucking yourselves HAHAHAHA

Why didn't Snoke train Kylo in lightsbaer fighting?
Or Luke?

But user, in episode 5 Luke did get a hit in vs vader

youtube.com/watch?v=IaWUsIOLDoE

roughly 5:25 in.

Now that is hella epic. Hope we see this on the big screen. :3

The scene takes place on the Millennium Falcon and there is not set up.
Chewie engages in some foreplay with Rey, including kissing and eating at the Y.
Rey displays some pretty good deep throat skills but Han is in a rush to wind up the oral sequence and it ends too soon.
She also licks his ass briefly before getting porked by Chewie's hard cock sideways.
A few minutes later he slips it into her ass and Rey is torn between discomfort and pleasure.
Chewie seems to make a real effort here to get her off by rubbing her pussy and tweaking her nipples as he fucks her ass.
Rey is pretty vocal and appears to cum.
After a rather long missionary anal sequence, Leia sucks his cock a2m.
The next position is reverse cowgirl anal with some minor variations.
Chewie gets some good pumping action going here and the camera angles are good.
Rey sucks his cock from her ass again and then gets in doggy position.
Chewie bones her butt deep from behind and there are some good instances of gaping during this sequence.
This leads to cowgirl vag and then back to reverse cowgirl anal with more gape shots this time.
It's as if Han forgot this movie was supposed to be about "elastic assholes" during the first go round.
For the pop shot, Chewie jerks off as she sucks his balls and then blows his wad in her mouth.
She cleans his cock and swallows it down.
(35 minutes)

[audience laughter]

>an elegant weapon, from a more civilized time

>forced him to sell it to disney
yes, that $4bn was 'forced' on him. he had no choice :'(

he sold starwars because he has contempt for it and its fans. it was just more of lucas' trademark passive-aggression

This shit wouldn't even make for a good game

>scratching a star destroyer

for what purpose

To cut it into tiny bits.
You just wait until she does it on screen next movie.

Because the Lightsaber is a Jedi weapon, not a Sith weapon, why would the Sith even be trained in their enemies weapon when they could just use lightning hands?

As a fencer with several years of experience, I'd have no idea how to fight with a staff. Those are completely different weapons.

>not a Sith weapon
Then why did every Sith in the series wield one?

This is Force Unleased tier fan-fiction shit kek.

The prequels aren't canon.

shutup

Your mom ain't canon

*Unleashed

If she was suited up and jumped from a cockpit to cut her way in through the hull and utilized some of her climbing skills we saw in the AT-AT in VII to infiltrate then that would be kinda cool. This is Star Wars: Demolition tier.

Vader?

Formerly a Jedi

Mike plz

Used to be a Jedi.

How can you fuckers argue about the same damn thing for over a year now

>kylo got BTFO'd by a nigger and a girl
>but he was hurt
>no he was not
>yes he was

Same exact posts every single day.
No one gives any new information, just the same (You)'s every single day.

Why? Why do you care so much?
Do you think someone will now read your opinion and suddenly think "hmmm user has a point, guess I was wrong all this time"?

I bet that most of you fuckers that argue here have already "argued" in other TFA threads about the same damn thing and every one of these autistic interactions just ends up with "fuck you" and "no, fuck you"

Pathetic little bot manbabies capable of only discussing literal plot points

I do it for the (You's)

You are a good friend, user.

Are you autistic? Ren was toying with him. Holy shit, Star Wars posters are the dumbest retards

what did they mean by this?

How can you get so worked up about something that didn't even happen in the movie? (most likely due to the fact that they realized it was a stupid idea in the first place)

Thanks god we have superior canon instead now.

Yup, and right after he gets the first hit in Vader gets serious and cuts off his hand 2 seconds later. Still, he did well to hit him at all.

Biggerer and betterer

this is the gayest shit

>right after he gets the first hit in Vader gets serious and cuts off his hand 2 seconds later

Just like Kylo then?
The only difference is that Kylo toyes a bit burning his shoulder with the side vent and then slices Finn across his spine.

My (You)s have doubled since the last time we met user.

That's some legit anime bullshit right there.