Mfw i wasn't born japanese

>mfw i wasn't born japanese

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Fucking weeaboos, they should die.

are you that dane who went to nippon recently?

no, I've never been to nippon unfortunately

>never been to nippon
as embarrassing as being virgin at 30

are you suggesting all the cool guys and girls go to grorious nippon?

i swear most japanese ignore or refuse to respond to british posters ...

If you have not been to japan you are a loser

I'm coming once I can speak japanese

herro brito

well now ... how times have changed

it's like a coming of age ritual.

please do not talk to locals

OI OI
How are you, lad?

Why is she wearing a British flag dress and hat?

I'm going to

She's in a Schweppes ad.

kek
i best hurry up and get over to nippon then

At this point Japanese is a part of mainstream culture in the West, it's no longer niche and frankly it's very overrated.

I'd reply to you with heavy Osaka accent

blimey!
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please don't

Japan was always considered cool

Can British rate sushi with their simple taste buds?

>simple taste buds
most don't eat sushi

then again, please don't talk to locals

Dude same, haha

who do I talk to then?

Please keep Japan cool
Don't leave your white trash here

what they eat aside from meat, potatoes, and frozen fish?

yourself and siri.

vegetables, fruit, non frozen fish, rice ....

fucking hell
the japs aren't messing about

You overcook veggies and you hardly eat fruits.
Your consumption of fish and rice is nothing when it's compared to ours.
How do you manage to be fat?

>mfw

yes i am my whole country

>How do you manage to be fat?
british eat more chocolate, alcohol, pizza and other shite

your rock stars were all skinny

yeah i know
are you trolling m8?

just practising english

>mfw Japs often need 2 or more syllables to read Kanji
ちょっと面白い

okay
all the rock stars ate more fruit and veg and avoided all the fattening food ... as do all thin people.

Our Jimmy for example didn't eat much meat.

>that nasty ass
how the hell did Lennon go for a thot with a body this horrible?

I thought it's cocaine that kept them slim.

He hated the UK.

I'm going to nip land in a few months. Don't know why. I don't even like anime.

don't

have fun, don't get scammed

Tough luck mate. I'm gonna eat your sushi and bang your women and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

it's not a good time to travel Japan

how come? do you not like japan?

I LOVE Japan I want it gaijin freeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Don't worry pal. I won't be staying forever and i'm not really into Asian women.

why are you learning english if you hate gaijin?

how do you do this with the image

I like having sex with them

do you like asian boys?

Terrorism often occurs in Europe.
It is caused by immigrants and refugees.
Today Moroccans did it in Spain.
I guess the coziness of Europe is getting worse.

You Japanese should learn from our mistakes, never let muslims into your countries they're all fucking insane.

Thank you Sweden.
I am worried that a mass refugee will come to Japan if a war breaks out on the Korean Peninsula.
I would like the Japanese government to shoot them.

>tfw not a japanese chad with samurai blood flowing through your veins

Shut the fuck up and make more moomin anime.

This. I demand more moomin anime. The only good anime there is.

The woman who did the voice for moomin has died in 2006.

my parents are both from farming families.

Feels good, man
*Le dan un levanton*

A lot of the japs here are english teachers, American soldiers or proxyfags.

Not much.

>I'm going on a trip to Japan

I believe nobody gets along with those who believe in monotheistic religion. Allah is everything and all who don't practice our religion deserve to go to hell, the fundamental premise Muslim mind.
The same goes for American chiristisn ocnservatives.

you are shameless

>tfw no cute samurai bf

do you want to remove my kimono?

>Thank you Sweden.

del

>dodged a 16 hour workday
>dodged 80+ hour schoolwork

phew

>but I won't be able to dodge this bullet :)