When was the last time you went out on a movie date with a girl?

When was the last time you went out on a movie date with a girl?

Never

Girls are gross

gf wont let me go on dates with anyone

I actually just saw Why Him? the other day with my ex/fuckbuddy

The Artist when I was a sophomore in high school

I had no idea what it was about but goddamn was that awkward. The girl also became a lesbian and I think is a tranny now.

About a year ago.
Got a handjob. It was pretty good.

which character is speaking here?

Interstellar, so when was that out?

Autumn 2014 IIRC

When you get a handjob in a public place how does the cleaning work?

Saw Blue is the Warmest Color with a girl

I have the wagies

WIPE IT UP
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It's been years

I can say that about all good things in my life though

Last week.
She had never gone on a date and asked me to 'review her performance' afterwards (I guess that happens whenever you date a chinese girl).

>inb4 +200 replies of Sup Forums unrelated manchildren crying about gfs and the other spectrum defending "cinema is not a communal experience you plebs" etc

But if I make a Sidney Lumet thread I get 28 replies max, fuck you Sup Forums

So did you give her two paws way up or what?

never

I said she did fine, but afterwards she started to sent me stuff like 'I already miss you so much' and apparently she had already informed her parents on every detail about me ( bear in mind I only knew her for a week). So I ended the situation by saying that we are probably not the right match. She said that she had to cry in the evening after hearing that, I felt like an ass of course but it's better that it went like this I guess

With my last serious ex, so 2011 or 2012

I miss sex sometimes

Going tonight to see Lala Land. Hopefully it gets her nice and wet.

A long time, my gf of five years hates movie theaters so we pirate everything and watch it at my place with surround sound.

This morning

4-5 years ago
Can't remember what it was

Valentine's Day 2010. We saw the first Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes movie and fooled around the whole time.

Oh yeah i'll go watch that movie soon.
Hopefully she doesn't bring her mom this time.

Is her mom hot?

Around 2009.

2013. I just met a girl at a bar last night, she gave me her phone number. Is there anything in the cinema worth taking her to?

>meeting women at bars and paying to take her places the next day

I think the cuckshed is a better option for you

Were any of your gfs capable of discussing films you saw?

I mean an actual film discussion, not retelling literal plot points and the logical narrative.
Or was watching movies just a one-off thing to do for them like a roller-coaster ride?

Kissless virgin here so I'm kinda curios

Does it count if she's related and thus not really a date?

Dont take a date to the movies. You want to do something where you can both talk and get to know eachother

I took a girl to see a Nicolas Cage movie a couple months ago because she really likes him. The movie was about an autistic retard that went to the middle east with a sword to find Bin Laden. It was easily the worst movie I have ever seen and we spent most of the time just waiting for it to end.

xXx: The Return Of Xander Cage just came out. If she doesn't like jungle skiing and Vin Diesel then she's not right for you.

he didn't mention paying

I think reddit is a better option for you

user, let me explain to you one basic things about relationships.

You never discuss anything in-depth with your significant other. Never.

The mere fact you're expecting an in-depth discussion with a girl, regardless of whether she's dating you or not, shows you're very inexperienced about things.

>always get extremely nervous before dates where I have to talk to them face to face
>stumble through the conversation and ask question after question usually

How do i b myself?

Is it any good? The Last Witch Hunter was p. awful.

I once took a girl to Resident Evil 2 when it came out. We never went out again, last I heard she got married.

>Last time

Why do you imply there was ever a first

My current gf explained me all I know about framing, composition and cinematography in general while watching Bergman, Herzog, Leone and the likes but I also had another gf that only watched movies that "looked cool" and was more about the overall structure and palette.
I've also had gfs that hate movies.

Who the fuck is Sidney Lumet?

Kindof
But she's like 45

>he dates vapid whores incapable of deeper thought

You take them to dinner before the movie.

7 or 8 years ago. Since then there hasn't been a single woman that I'm interested in who has shown the slightest interest in me.

A master, watch Serpico.

...

It's become literally impossible to take a girl out on a normal movie date since one of their hands is permanently attached to their phone and they keep texting their friends every 5 seconds.

Not really, you mostly discuss celeb shit

Does waifu count?

Not at all. Other user here, please take my words when I say that it is obvious that you don't have to discuss bloody Hegel and Kant at every dinner, but if you like to engage in a bit more in-depth discussions at time for the love of God make sure your significant other likes that as well. If you truly date someone superficial this will eventually get you mad, trust me I've fallen into that trap already way too often

take them to dinner after so you can talk about the movie sperg

I've seen enough pornography to know you can pull this off.

>try to do this a few weeks ago
>at dinner with her
>somehow we get to the topic of past relationships
>lie and say I've been in one or two myself haha
>she laughs and says one guy took her skydiving once
>look serious and ask if she slept with him later
>"um... yeah, why?"
>say no reason just curious
>tell her I forgot my wallet in my car towards the end of the meal
>drive home and block all contact with her

Fuck sluts and fuck Chad. The bill must have been at least $100 too.

Last Tuesday

This is the whole point of that post.

Why do you even post here if you didn't watch a movie like 12 Angry Men or Dog Day Afternoon

>their friends

She's texting Chad senpai

>he thinks women are not superficial

Another life lesson for you that you'll learn the hard way.

Yeah i don't know about that.
When she met me she was like "Oh so you're guy the guy who travels tens of kilometers to see my daughter ?"

It's after nine when the movie ends unless you catch a matinee. I'm a fat fuck I gotta eat.

Wait was this long distance or something?

>he thinks all women are superficial
LMAO you're missing out.

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1 month or 2 ago. Went to see what's her name's school for little x-men.

Went and saw Fury Road on mushrooms. Was a wild trip

Did you not at least go see the movie alone?

what is the ultimate tfw no gf kino?

real life

Sounds like she is digs your commitment.

No we both go to the same college, she just lives far away from me

I'm sorry it's so easy for you to find women that match your intellectual level. Guess we can't all be two or three SDs above the average

Never

on July, with my ldr gf
I'm traveling to see her next week so it'll happen again soon :)

Hey cool dude, hope you'll have a good time :)

LOL imagine being this pretentious and tryhard, see if your IQ gets you a kiss you fucking loser, if you were as smart as you fancy yourself to be you could appeal to every level of discourse and talk to anyone.

we both like writing and reading and neither of us is too versed in composition, cinematography etc so we usually point at the language of the movie, how the plot unfolded, how the colors or the pictures served to tell the story better or worse.
I love it but on the other hand I hate dense sperglords so I think if some kino guy from Sup Forums hears us talk we'd sound like a couple of normies.

>2005
>Missed a chance at getting my dick sucked
>Aged 13 by a 12y/o

>2017
>Still a dick-suckless virgin

I went on a double date to a drive in like 7 years ago. It was star trek and I can't remember what the other movie was.

Me and my date just hotboxed my truck for like 45 mins and then the other couple got drunk it was sorta fun. Still never seen that movie otherwise. Also haven't been on a date in years but whatever.

Trolled :^) I actually agree with your point of beauty dood, but these spergs won't ever get it unfortunately.

point of view*

2003

Want to go see The Force Awakens with this fat nerdy chick I was trying to fuck to end my two year long drought. Turns out she was bat-shit crazy. She was raped and forced to take naked pictures and shit. All this she informed me after the movie when we were hanging out afterwards. Never talked to her again. She did text me a few times saying how she loved me and that I broke her heart and I'm an asshole blah blah blah. Just more shit to confirm she's crazy

thanks I'm already looking forward to it :)

Saw Sausage Party in theaters in August


Made out afterward but didn't ask for another date.

Was she attractive?

Saw Your Name with the missus in December. Had a pretty nice time desu

I saw Bee Movie with a girl in middle school

1988

The movie was 976-EVIL

Did you score

2015, the theory of everything

broke up with her 5 months later

2004, and I haven't been on a single date since

I was 9 when you last dated.

Never I only out to movie with friends, I prefer kino in my house where I can actually fuck her.

this reeeeeeeeee

When Civil War was still on theatres.

It was eh.

user you need to take her to a restaurant first before the theater.
>Were any of your gfs capable of discussing films you saw?
No women are dumb cunts who only care about how hot the actors are.

wall-e

at least it was kino

with my ex to interstellar

I'm sorry. Please try to go out to interact with humans more often.

Last night. Went pretty well considering I fucked her afterwards.