What would you do if one day you wake up and you're suddenly deaf?
What would you do if one day you wake up and you're suddenly deaf?
What?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP ONE DAY ANF YOU WERE SUDDENLY DEAF
I'd masturbate to traps.
>fuck my gf
>kill myself
i might kill myself because i wouldn't be able to live my life as i currently can.
Probably go to the doctor.
>flip flops in the bathroom
so gross
What if you woke up speaking another language fluently, but forgot English completely? And you couldn’t understand any of your memomories?
WHAT
Kill myself
Don't blast your music and you won't have that problem.
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Beethoven wrote some of his best symphonies while deaf so I would do the same of course
Just listen with subtitles. Not that big a deal.
I* masturbate to traps.
This
See this makes me curious. Would those memories make you feel the same way even if you don't understand what was being said?
QUÉ?!?
come to Sup Forums and ask people to describe albums to me
this is now a 10/10
I'd go buy some Beats
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I'd put my glasses on.
I'd go get it checked out asap and if it turns out that I'll be deaf for the rest of my life, I would absolutely kill myself
get a cochlear implant
magine the smell
You still can't enjoy music with a CI though.
>I* masturbate to men*
>implying music is good
Start learning sign language.
>I get pegged by women
suicide
but I've never done that though
>But I* did do that
gross
...anus
I wouldn't mind because there's nothing really worth listening to, life and it's meaning ultimately just boils down to eat, shit, perfect your strategies at solo noble and die, and that's all you can truly have and need
kekd
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This. Being a deaf singer songwriter might even be enough of a gimmick to make a success of it.
depends what language that is. If it were something like French or Japanese, then I'd be pretty alright since I read a lot of books by French and Japanese authors, but if it was a language from, say, Africa, then I'd have trouble not wanting to die.
A lot of more powerful memories are impactful because they are universal experiences. The death of my great-grandfather would still define me, even if I couldn't understand what it was that my Uncle said at his funeral that made me cry. My first kiss would still be just as awkward, etc.
I SAAAAAIIIIID
*removes Sup Forums bookmark*
how the hell do you wake up deaf?
someone shoots a shotgun next to your head
**while in an elevator
Ditch music and fully dedicate all of my energy towards writing literature.
>kill my gf
>fuck myself
this but unironically
i would read
the vast majority of memories are visual in nature
*cymbal crash*
Apologies
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fuck i'm deaf and blind
I like this anons idea
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