Lets be honest here

Lets be honest here.
There was probably a lot of potion/spell aided rape going on at Hogwarts.

If gun control taught me anything, it's that if you make something illegal it will go away forever.

So ya, I'm sure there wasn't any rape going on.

Why would you risk raping a witch when you can just get all the muggle pussy you desire?

>"molestus forgettiamus!" cried ron, his face burning with shame at what he had just done.
>"i feel kind of sore, you know, down there" said hermione at breakfast

yeah, probably.

Jesus christ one post and we're already on american politics
Can you just shut the fuck up about it?
No one gives a fuck

This

>Apparate into hot woman's home
>use potions and spells to make her open to suggestion
>rape the shit out of her
>obliviate!

Make stupid threads, get stupid posts.

This is a fucking garbage thread kid

>Hermione talking about her pussy at breakfast
Hello?!

If the potion were real and the directors had drank it, perhaps Harry Potter wouldn't be the one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

that defense against the arts teacher in the second movie said he was good with memory altering magic, why use potions when you can rape em and make them forget?

>comparing an endearing kids' book to classic literature

You have autism and not the good kind

And even if you can't compel someone to love you, you can certainly use magic to make them into your indefinite slave. Just live a low profile and charm some hot muggle and now you have a slave waifu forever.

Would you fuck a female House Elf?

i'd use the time turner to progressively gangbang a helpless virgin

Only underaged faggots like the OP ponder at such non sense

Would there be spell assisted abortions as well?

>mfw it's my turn to take the polyjoice potion of the hottest girl in school and get fucked by every guy in my house

Never.

Harry Potter books were Hi-Lo books. Not entirely sure why grown ups would bother reading it.

>not using oblivious analbangus

>stealth impregnate the female students of rivaling houses
>either have them miss out on courses or use dark backalley magic shit for abortions
>laugh as they get point penalties for bad performance and killing all the babies
>your house wins and you get to cuddle with dumbledore

This, and there's no way you will ever get caught. The muggle victims won't remember, the Muggle police will never catch you, and even if the Wizarding government could catch you, would they really care?

The wizard government absolutely cares about crimes against muggles.

Would they care enough to investigate when there is no evidence?

Do wizards have magical birth control or STD protection?

they have potions that grow back bones m8, im sure they got something that'll clear any std

>jizzius exterminatus

And of course, they don't share any of this with Muggles.

>Take polyjuice potion
>become girl
>insert massive dragondildo in vag
>leave dildo until polyjuice wears off
>????

When the difference in power is so great isolationism is the only real choice.

>You could fuck an actual dragon

What do you mean? Yes, wizards have a lot more power, why does that make isolationsim the only real choice?

>yfw Ginny decides to keep Ron's anonymous rape baby

FETUS DELETUS

How do you think Slytherin kept their win streak going all those years before Harry Potter showed up?

Well guys cant get into the girls dorms so wouldn't surprise me if you tried to rape a girl and ended up gettign sodomised by a suit of armor that came to life.

>implying Defence Against The Dark Arts isn't mainly taught so that students can defend themselves against rape attempts from other students

I think petrificus totalus would be the sexiest way to magically molest a cute girl, it's not very elaborate or magical but I think it would be very erotic

There could really only be two outcomes with attempting to integrate the societies. Wizards would either quickly become dominant and rule the world (which most people wouldn't accept) or if they solved all of the muggle problems but weren't given control they would be exist to serve the muggles.

So they'd either be masters or slaves.

Barty crouch was wearing moody's peg leg and magic eye when the potion wore out, they got pushed out when his leg and eye grew back

>Not recognizing stale, but still delicious, pasta

Stop consuming infantilized media and applying your rotted brain logic to it.

Well considering Harry went under investigation for using magic to save Dudley's life and had witnesses, yeah they probably would investigate you if they detected you using rape magic around muggles.

Or wizards could keep living in their own societies and muggles live in theirs. Muggles pay wizards money for magical cures and shit. Wizards would be a privileged class, yes, but they wouldn't necessarily be rulers of the world.
The best solution however would be a long-term inter-breeding program to guarantee that in a few generations everyone will have magic.

>he thinks magic is carried by blood

I want Slytherin to leave.

They only did that because they had evidence that something happened (Harry, an underage wizard subject to the trace, using magic outside of school) and because Fudge wanted to get rid of Harry.
How would they detect an adult wizard using love potions and obliviate on muggles?

Well what about the wizard equivalent of Detroit? Where the magical authorities are so overwhelmed with underage duels and avada kedavara's that they end up with a two year backlog of magical rape cases?

Magic is a dominant gene, deal with it.

Do you think anyone would go to a regular doctor if they new magical cures exist? Do you think people would tolerate the idea of a small group of people having the cure for everything and not sharing it with the world? The people would demand this things and there would be war if the wizards willfully withheld this.

>How would they detect an adult wizard using love potions and obliviate on muggles?

Priori Incantatum.

That's why I said wizards wouldn't withhold anything. Wizards would do all the healing and would get paid for it. Yes, muggles would no longer go to doctors, so?
Muggles would never win in a war even if they wanted to.

Don't be ridiculous, you and your mates can just nick some choice ingredients from Snape's private stores and take turns polyjuicing yourselves into hot girls at the weekend, basically x-change threads come to life

Or alternatively buy some of that love potion from Fred and George that Ron took by accident and then just fuck the eleven year old girl because she's completely in love with you

Exactly, so wizards would rule the world because they would control all industries with their magic. Muggles couldn't compete in any market at all.

>Priori Incantatum.

Thanks for the magical advice, Satan.

But they don't or can't run that spell on everyone. It's like DNA, you'd have to already be a suspect or be inprocessed at Azkaban or something.

>that image
Fucking christ, you might as well add this too

Well Satan, that only works for the most recent spell you've used. If you've a bunch of other spells since, it wonn't matter.

>What is probable cause
Aurors don't just wander around using that spell on everyone they meet

This. You can get away with more stuff in American than in the Nanny Isles. You could make for yourself an entire muggle harem of slaves under the Imperius spell, in a house that's invisible to muggles or looks like nothing interesting.

>Muggles couldn't compete in any market at all.
Wizards would control the health market. Muggles would control the science, technology, entertaiment, energy, housing, banking and basically everything else.

Magic can be used for more than health care. They can create almost anything out of nothing. They could produce any product at near zero cost. A large number of technologies would become instantly obsolete. I think you're underestimating how much of a change it would be.

Or wizards could stop living like it's the 14th century and start utilizing technomagic. They could not only rule the world, they could invent hyperspace travel with that kind of power.

Wizards are luddite retards.

What proof do you have that it isn't? All Muggle-Borns descend from Squibs.

"Stop consuming infantilized media and applying your rotted brain logic to it.", he posted on Sup Forums. The Harry Potter threads had been bothering him for some time. They pushed his favorite threads - the Star Wars threads with the funny quotes, the Bane threads with the greatest memes - down on the imageboard. Occasionally, when he depressed the f5 key, no Star Wars thread would be present itself to his feverish eyes. It was at these times that he was most likely to voice his dissatisfaction to the other users of the board.

I would like nothing more than to rape Hermione's bushy cunt

Show your proof.

They don't call her Lovegood because she's a stiff prude if you catch my drift

>implying she doesn't use HAIRY KADAVARA every week

>"No!"

Wait wait wait.

So if some pureblood went around magically raping muggles, would the unexplained cluster of new "muggle borns" 10 years later tip off the authorities?

Basic logic. All wizards either have wizard parents or wizard ancestors. Wizards have wizard children with the exception of the occasional and very rare squib.

Prove that Hermione has wizard ancestors because her parents certainly weren't.

So if a wand can literally kill someone if you only say two words, why do they hand them out to little kids? You'd think there'd be a school wand shooting now and then.

>So if some pureblood went around magically raping muggles
Interesting way of increasing the wizard population.

> would the unexplained cluster of new "muggle borns" 10 years later tip off the authorities?
They'd definetly suspect something was up, but they'd have a hard time finding out who is doing it.

How's your sister, Cletus?

>You will never fuck Luna while she casually makes commentary about your performance
>You will never watch Luna mate with her magical beasts

Why live?

From the lore wizards who have kids with muggles have wizard kids, muggle born wizards also spring into existence, it's likely a dominant mutation or maybe related to telomeres

Because it's one of the dullest franchises in history of etc etc and so on

J.K. Rowling said that all muggle-borns descend from squibs.

Because it's not that easy, as Bellatrix points out to use an unforgivable curse you have to really mean it. Harry tries to torture and she shrugs it off because it's not in his nature to hurt people.

That's a lot of squibs having kids. Why haven't the wizards taken over as the dominant race then? For thousands of years they had a ridiculous advantage, and with with humanity's level of tech, they'd still have an easy time of disabling troops and ships.

The killing spells are like guns with very powerful recoil and very strong trigger pull.

Kids just given wands are only able to pull off simpler, less harmful spells.

Because JK Rowling sucks at math. According to her there's only like 3000 wizards in Britain.

Stop being an adult child.

don't talk to tripfags

Wizards would control the health market, the time travel market, the invisibility market, the mind control market...

>but they'd have a hard time finding out who is doing it.

You're telling me there are no paternity spells? Even ways of noticing through magical shit like "these muggle borns from around the same time, born in the same area, all require the same obscure willow bark in their wants"?

don't post like you're still on Sup Forums. its why you have to make threads like this here and not on /lit/

They'd control every market.

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found the nigger

Hermione never straightened out her hair

She probably didn't give a shit about pubes

Fap

She's too perfect.

porno parody when?

Society is usually pretty touchy about depicting children under 18 in a sexual manner.

Your best bet would've been a Clinton victory in the election; within a few years she would've (by necessity) expanded LGBT to LGBTP.

Let's be honest here, there wasn't because it's a children's story. Real world considerations don't apply to a setting that's designed to feel inoffensive and safe. You'd need to be a gigantic dumb fuck to try to apply your own retarded real world expectations to something ethereal like a story.

Rape drugs/spells are bizarrely easy for these kids to use, too. Polyjuice is so simple a 12-year old can make it, 15-year olds have "love potions", any 17-year old with half a brain can use a mind control spell....

No wonder the only available jobs are "shopkeeper" and "cop", the crime rate must be unreal.

This.