Tfw Americans will never EVER get Taboo

>tfw Americans will never EVER get Taboo
>EVER

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isn't it on FXX on tuesdays?

probably have to watch 2 hours of ads lmao

>it's a brit obsesses over it's rulers episode

Israel wouldn't exist without Britain though

America rules Britain.

You do what we tell you, when we tell you.

You also obsess over our culture.

Israel rules America, Britain owns Israel.

Incorrect, kid.

What culture?

good goy

Film, television, music, art, food, sports.

>using an american-designed computer browsing an american-made website on the american-designed internet discussing an artform innovated by americans
>What culture?

the culture of everything my little bong

americucks really are delusional

>american ''''''''''culture''''''''''

We've already got that covered. Nice try, though.

eurofriends in denial

>we wuz innovatahs n shit

feel free to stop speaking english any time

You and your countrymen bathe in our culture.

This is simple fact, kid.

What's the difference between yoghurt and America? Yoghurt grows a culture after 200 years.

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>divorces husband
>signs parenting plan to circumcise the newbord
>backs out of it last minute
>kidnaps child and runs away

>You do what we tell you, when we tell you.


>Halp us in Vietnam pls
>"No"

>Don't defend the Falklands
>"No"

>Bomb Assad
>"No"

>Stay in the EU
>"No"

What was that Amerigoys? You serve Israel and Israel serves the UK, for we are the creator and the destroyer. You will learn this!

>he says while speaking American

>we wuz language makers too nigguh

the only "language" americucks created was ebonics.

America is great, it's brilliant at loads of things, I don't see why these needs to be a competition. Britain has proven itself in the world and still remains culturally relevant, if not militarily wise. USA is happy to keep the power of the West burning bright for us.

I don't get why we must fight. It's the Jew's trickery. Divide and conquer.

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>have son
>son becomes more successful than you
>instead of being proud, resent him
>uses the internet he created to make fun of him anonymously
America deserves a better father.

More Jewish Propaganda because we all know the great evil around this time was easily Nathan Rothchilds and how he took over the bank of England. Fucking demonic cunt he was.

>congrats mister america, you're a father
>do you want to hold your new child?
>THAT'LL BE 40 BUCKS
>PLUS TIP
>PLUS HIS OTHER TIP

>more successful

Call us when you control more than 25% of the planet, son. Also call us when you've invaded all but 19 countries on the planet.

>b-b-but our military bases mean we control the country!!!

W E W.

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>go to war in afghanistan and iraq even though your people don't want to

Back in your box, britcuck.

The World Wide Web is a British invention.

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>Call us when you control more than 25% of the planet, son.
Hmm...

>inb4 colonialism
Colonies are a waste of resource. Better to control the leaders than the land. Less expensive, less chance of revolution.

BBC iplayer is brilliant.

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>british invention
>controlled by america
Really makes one think

>your people

A few people protesting means they didn't want to? Guess USA didn't want to either.

1. Computer was a British invention, Sir Alan Turing.
2. The World Wide Web was created by a Brit
3. The TV was a British invention

No lad, just no.

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>A few people

I literally just said don't mention military bases. That doesn't mean fucking SHIT. The fact your country spends more on the military than the entire rest of the world combined and you can't even control shit is laughable.

Hell, if you apply asynchronous Empire, it's even bigger.

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Ayyyyy jajajaja

>military bases = control

You don't get a say in any matters of state. Hence why it doesn't count as a fucking Empire.

>1. Computer was a British invention, Sir Alan Turing.
Wrong.

homepage.cs.uri.edu/faculty/wolfe/book/Readings/Reading03.htm

>2. The World Wide Web was created by a Brit
True, but we control it. Thanks for that, cuck.

>3. The TV was a British invention
Scottish*. But you PAL fags used inferior 50hz.

>60% white and dropping
I feel sorry for Americans, their future is twice as dark as ours.

>All these LE MURICA IS BAD pics ITT

1. Bend over faggots because that fucking Trump pipe is coming.

2. Picture related

Go import a toothbrush and try to get a toothbrush license without getting beheaded or your children being raped by Muslims.

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>d-doesn't count!
We're not trying to control the world through colonies you retard. Imperialism led to your downfall. Empires always collapse (roman, mongolia, china).

>tfw to intelligent too form an empire

>Trump
You mean Mr Goldman Sachs?

you sound pretty mad paco.

ITT: Delusional Britcucks believing they're anything more than a colony of USA
t. New Zealander

>Charles Babbage, an English mechanical engineer and polymath, originated the concept of a programmable computer. Considered the "father of the computer", he conceptualized and invented the first mechanical computer in the early 19th century.

Sorry lad, you didn't do it.

>we don't get a say
>constantly make countries flip to your ideologies
There's a reason why everyone wants democracy and capitalism.

>sing the fresh prince song
>get arrested

price of freedom

>hey wanna know how to feed your child
>60 FUCKING BUCKS CUNT

Reminder last year after it became clear Trump was going to be President the Syrupcucks apologized for burning the White House a billion years ago and the slimy Japs apologized for Pearl Harbor.

You are literally our bitch, and you will always be our bitch. WW3 US and Russia Alliance gonna buttfuck and raze all you yurotrash and shitskins off the fucking map. I can't believe you actually think you have a chance when we have the Jews in our pocket too. Sad!

>mechanical computer
wew lad. Might as well say the inventor of the abacus is the real inventor of the computer.

>British invention
>Scottish*

Yes, as I said, British. Also, Babbage invented the computer way before ENIAC.

>Call a guy gay during the olympics on Twitter
>Get arrested
>America still wins a thousand more medals

>kenyan president
>nonwhite majority
>forced circumcision
>kinder eggs banned
>lost wars vs 3rd world countries

is america the most muslim country on the planet?

anti-school-shooter mats

MAXIMUM JEJ

>we wuz scottish and sheeitt
>we wuz computers and sheeit
We're about to invent a functional quantum computer next, Britcuck. Enjoy your glorified typewriter.

>90% of those are fake and I ate a Kinder Egg yesterday

Nice to see you have dozens of pictures full of fake shit about America though sweetheart. Could you shove the Americock any further down your own throat if you tried you tsundere little bitch?

OP here...

I just wanted to talk about Taboo...

worst Testudo formation ever.

No wonder Vietnam kicked their arses.

I'm sure your anti-truck, anti-bomb, and anti-pedophile mats will be in the post from China any day now, Nigel.

Okay, first of all, Babbage came up with the idea before Yanks. Secondly, Turning got Colossus up and working BEFORE ENIAC which was only working fully at 1946.

So, either way, you're wrong laddy.

It also depends on what you consider a 'computer', by the sense of what we're using now, Turning gets it. If we go on 'a thing to calculate numbers and only numbers', then the Yanks get it with Atanasoff. But that isn't what we were referring too.

>american salt thread
why are you so jealous of every country around you? Is it your non existent culture? Extremely high obesity and poverty rates? Low average IQ?

youtube.com/watch?v=PBtct-z9JS8

In Britain, the police run away from Muslims.

>tsundere
What does this mean

In USA, you shoot then, then have 4 years of rioting and a Soros funded "Black Lives Matter", nation debate, riots and general shit.

HMMMM MAKES U FINK.

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>all these fucking septics

JDIMSA.

>came up with the idea
Gee faggot, I can come up with quite a few ideas myself. Doesn't mean shit. Anyone can think up ideas, what counts is actually building it.

You're cabbage built a fucking mechanical "computer". Big fucking deal. I'm talking about a real computer, electronic.

I already gave a very credible source, so fuck off with your shitty opinions.

>american salt thread

>Thread is literally some fat fucking bongoloid posting the hundreds of images he has saved and titled "America#" and getting told by Americans

Sounds more like everyone other than America is salty, you retarded fucking shitskin. Also I have Taboo episode 3 on FXNOW, how about you Brit trash?

>Sup Forums

Saved

Better than being cucked by them.

you sound really mad, pedro.

did someone else rob the gas station before you got there?

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don't give yourself diabetes with all that salt and blood pressure tyrone

>Make thread talking shit about Americans
>Get sad and take screenshots when Americans carpet bomb you garbage thread

A BLOO BLOO MUM THE MURRICANS ARE BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN PLS HALP M- OI MUM WHY ARE ALL THESE MUZZIES IN YER BEDROOM MUM, WAIT YOU'RE NOT MUM, YER DAD INNIT OI M8!

But even if you ignore Babbage, then Turning beats the Yanks by having Colossus running better and at 100% before your one. If you don't know who Turning is, there is no help for you.

He had a computer up before ENIAC and it was fully working. You need to do some research. Let me guess, you also thought USA invented the car, the aeroplane and the jet engine, right?

>land man on the moon in the 60s
>britain can't even do that 50 years later

calm down

>YOU SALTY M8
>This is what bong banter has become

>lose the space race against the russians
>move the goalposts

lel

Sorry we don't get funding from jews for doing their bidding 24/7
>not having banter in the first place
>or an argument
>or chill pills
>or a good country
lol i'm not even from the uk

what is it with Americans and carpet bombs...

>Get told
>Y-Y-Y-YOU SHOULD CALM DOWN DO YOU EVEN HAVE AN ANGER LICENSE?!

kek fucking bongcucks you are the most beta humans on Earth and I seriously can't wait to jerk off to the next time the Muslims kill a bunch of you.

mad status: amerijuan

>post a screenshot
>get autistically yelled at
>it happens again
chill

>hurr durr this is a computer
Sad. You guys are that inferior.

And yes, we also invented the first functional powered airplane.

Jerking off to muslims, classic Americuck

MODS

really ignites the neurons

ITT: Bongs get 1776'd yet again and then cry and say I-I-IT WAS JUST BANTER YOU HAVE NO ARGUMENT M8 even though every """"""argument"""""" they tried to make was proven wrong by based America

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