Montpellier Hérault SC vs. Nermanless PSG pre-hype thread

Montpellier Hérault SC vs. Nermanless PSG pre-hype thread

Get in here and prove you aren't a plastic bandwagoner who follow PSG only because of Nerman

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>no neymar
not watching this shit lmao

I'm a bandwagoner because NERMAN THE BLACK NERMAN but I'll watch it regardless.

But I only follow PSG because of Nerman, I don't really care for any other players there and I don't think I'm in the wrong here honestly, most people are probably watching only for him too.

Now that Nicollin is ded will Montpellier finally start bringing in good players?

Areola - Meunier, Marquinhos, Silva, Berchiche - Verratti, Motta, Rabiot - Mbappé, Cavani, Draxler

should include ligue 1 in the title desu

CLASSIC CAVANI

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CAVANI? MORE LIKE MISSANI

Mbrapp is overrated. Stop sucking his dick, escargots.

why overrated ? there's not a single player with such stats than him at this age since fatnaldo

If he's so good, why isn't he doing shit this game? The stats might be impressive, but he's going to be a 2-3 seasons wonder and then decline. He's shit without good team mates ( example: this game)

he's not shit tho, your understanding is very poor

>stats
lol

good luck if you think hell be something even close to what ronaldo was

i'm sure you rate physically delicate Jesus

>no nerman
>no win
Like clockwork

And your opinions are shit if you think Mprabb is rated well.

Classic P$G. Half of the team shouldn't be on the pitch rn.

he's rated for what he is, a 18 yo with impressive stats

i rate both of them, both way below ronaldo.

that can't provide any significant change in this game.

I only follow PSG because of Nerman so this will be my last post in this thread, enjoy

>look psg didn't scored 3 goals at half time mbrappé is shit ayyyy

i hope one of them become new Ronaldo

PSG Game Thread when Neymar's playing: 300+ answers

PSG Game Thread without Neymar: less than 50 answers

HAHAHAHAHAHA

With so much investment it should've been 5-nil so far.

Good for you, lad.

is this supposed to trigger us ?

we're shit, bayern will toy us around ;_;

LouLou would talk mad shit if Montpellier managed to draw against this PSG side.

RIP

For me, it's Domino's Ligue 2.
Watches Paris FC x Orléans this week, was an absolute shitshow, with players slipping on the field every 5 minutes.

Yes because your league is worse than mls

buyern is shit too

will be shit vs shit show

it was a draw against a really bad wolfsburg yesterday

i heard Alessandrini is one of your best league player, kek

pls PSG just win already i need that sweet money

done

Giovinco is the best player. Better than crybaby Nerman

>Tfw need 2 psg goals

if he's good why he's playin in retirement league ?

rare Lucas

almost fell for f+2 also, but somehow convinced myself that montepellier is a strong team because they won a title with Giroud and now they can only be better without him

wtf the only time Montpellier were relevant in their entire history is wit Giroud as a striker.

No, I was just adressing the elephant in the room.

it was a funny post

This Mukiele kid is pretty good for being so young, I saw him play well last season too.

i was trying to be funny and witty you ruined it :(

ERA

If Ronaldo was so good, how come Inter lost at home against Bari in January 1998? That fraud couldn't score against BARI lmao!!!!

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that faggot would have given a penalty if neymar was on the pitch

No mandatory penalty hahaha get fucked

Any Cavani/Neymar bants yet lads?

psg deserves its penalties as their players are faster and the defenders of the opposing teams get overwhelmed. when OL gets penalties it is twith bribery

Just like last sunday amirite?

score alreadyyyyyyy i want to get drunk tonight

aulas forgot to bribe. too busy exposing his butthurt through twitter

Fun fact: Montpellier's keeper only needed to make 1 save in this game.

Fun fact: I really want a Domino's right now.

>2 shots on goal

THE STATE OF SAINT GERMAIN

Cavani was Montpellier's best defender today

You watch too much Ligue 2

Damn, Neymar really is important on that team...

>PSG scored 54 goals in its last 18 Ligue 1 games
>does nothing once
>suddenly it's a terrible team with terrible players

Underage pls go

fuck you psg, really fuck you

What an embarasment of a team

fucking 5-4-1 formation

yes yes yes destroy your neurones with alcohols.

psg is saving you.

wow they draw a match, they are finished

they don't score as much as you expect a team like them to
how much did you lose breh

54 goals against teams weaker than Montpellier apparently. Some of them undeserved too.

are you the tsu faggot?

Whit all that money how is it possible that PSG doesn't have a decent goalkeeper?

>5 billion euros attack
>1 (one) shot on target against Montpellier

around 50 euros, i mean it's not that huge of a loss, but it's frustrating that psg was the last team that needed to win in order to get me around 500 euros

Nope, sorry.

>p$g

barcadrone butthurt at psg, alri

p$g is fini$h€d

BASED Liru poster!

i also get fucked by Madrid some days ago

I despise barca too. Stop making stupid assumptions, Omar.

my friend also, and i inspite of him put a live bet on betis in around 70th minute and actually won

>watched one Ligue 2 game
>already craving for pizza
WTF I hate capitalism now (I'll watch your second division league)

And Real Madrid lost its last game against literally who despite having Cristiano Ronaldo (is he a fraud?), etc.

That happens with every team, at every season. People who aren't 11 years old know that.

the worst is that i wanna bet on Ath to concede less than 2 goals with higher odds but was a pussy and just betted on Madrid win..

Why isn't Neymar playing?

he's punished like the edgy kid he is

lmao

all that wasted money but no real class and ability, a true reflection of the owner

>PSG wins
>lmao what a shitty league
>PSG doesn't win
>lmao what a shitty team

You're always on top, aren't you?

based hilton

>no nerman
>no win

>You're always on top, aren't you?
more often than not, mon ami

Whatever win or lose, PSG will always stay shit team.

>Whatever win or lose, PSG will always hvae haters

ftfy

they hate us cause they ain't us

Based Kurzawa