"I think the biggest crisis facing this country is the breakdown of the American family." -Topanga Lawrence

"I think the biggest crisis facing this country is the breakdown of the American family." -Topanga Lawrence

Would this be allowed today?

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No, it would tranny bathrooms or something like that.

No. Rowan would have a fit.

people weren't crazy in the 90s

I fapped so much to Topanga as a kid it's unreal.

When Dan Quayle said it, they dumped potatoes on his lawn.

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>Would this be allowed today?

No they're too white

>Mr. Matthews will never bee your dad

>Topanga
i remember her wonderful tits

This, Rowan would threaten to leave if they didn't push each family to be run by three lesbians while all the men were castrated and turned into trannies that did all of the manual labor

>Topanga will never breastfeed you.

Why even live?

She waxed her previously very nice looking hairy arms, so it's safe to say that she probably plucks her nipple hairs now too. You can see in the recent bikini pics that she has no hair down there either.

There were so many non-PC things in this show. For example, the first episode of season 2 Frankie misunderstood what they were saying and went "You sayin' I'm gay?" Then later Joey said, "Hey, it's that kid from bak when you was gay." Also, much later in the episode where Eric found a lucky penny, there were abunch of football jocks harassinghim and Jack and Eric called them gay. Then by the powerof the penny, they thanked him for lifting their burden and said they were all gay and started acting like gays. THose were the days.

>jack and eric trying to bang the redhead would be considered sexual assault today

Was I supposed to believe either of those people are white?

I'm pretty sure that episode had something to do with divorce. I think her parents got divorced or something.

Savage is Jewish and Fishel is half Maltese.

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>Frankie misunderstood what they were saying and went "You sayin' I'm gay?"
Wasn't that EVERY episode with Frankie?

No. It didn't. It came from episode 5 of season 4. (Episode dealt with Cory and Topanga arguing about how they would raise their children in the future- Topanga being more structured and strict with Cory being more lax.) Topanga's parents divorced in season 7. Much later.

This guy seems like a real jerk

Damn I miss the 90s.

This is now an "awesome TV shows from the 90s" thread.

Why would this fucking hippie care?

If anything she'd probably be upset she wasn't adopted by a polyamourous interracial translesbian coven.

>talking shit about based Feeny

post pics

No, but funnily enough he's now thin and a scientologist. After of course playing a white supremacist along with Cory's dad in American History X.

>being a cucklord faggot
Eat a dick, the way he says "Koopa" in that episode makes him seem like a cocksucker

She stopped being a hippie in season 2.

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>tfw Cory and Shawn had a black friend in season one and he mysteriously disappeared never to be mentioned again

TGIF was so comfy.

Nope, and it wasn't. That's why they canceled Girls Meets World.

yes, well done. but do you have more? asking for a friend.

Ok

A-anyone else here liked Sister Sister?

Any Topanga pics/webms from that series?

yeah boi that and smart guy

those fucking theme songs are still so catchy

There were so many continuity issues in the show. For instance, off the top of my head...

>in the first season Shaun talks about his sister, but it's mentioned later in the series that he has no sisters
>in the first season, Topanga has a sister named Nebula who shows up and Eric is attracted to, but later on, Topanga is supposed to be an only child
>in the first season, Topanga's family owns a hippie book store, whereas in season 2, her dad fixes guitars
>in the first seasons, Topanga's dad is the guy from the Monkees who is kind of a hippie and a nice guy, but later on it's a different actor who cheats on Topanga's mom, who's name changed from Chloe to Rhiannon, and he is a bussinessman
>Eric goes from confident student with average intelliegence who always brongs home girls to a complete loser too dumb to realize lighting the house on fire isn't a good idea
>Shaun has a brother at the trailer park who they caught stealing, but later they say Jack is his only brother

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>Eric goes from confident student with average intelliegence who always brongs home girls to a complete loser too dumb to realize lighting the house on fire isn't a good idea
This is the worst one to me, I hated what they did to his character. I feel bad for Will Friedle but he did go on to be one of the best versions of Batman ever.

yea topanga had 3 dads

You mean Roger? Man its been a while since I last seen that show.

Also in season one, they were in 6th grade, and in season seven, they were sophemores in college.

Topanga's 3rd dad was a space nazi who was in love with Captain Janeway.

the first season is the main culprit when it came to continuity.

in the later seasons, it's always brought up that Cory and Topanga were together since they were like in kindergarten. But its clear during the first season that he thinks she's weird and doesn't want anything to do with her until they have their first kiss.

>Roger
No, I was talking about the show their little brother got a few years after it first aired. The shows both ended in 1999 but for a while the Mowrys were a big part of black TV. IIRC they got some made-for-tv movies too. No clue what they do now though.

I think the writers probably forgot that when they went to the high school campus in season 2, they were starting 7th grade, not 9th grade.

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They completely ruined Eric's character.

yep

I preferred him in the early seasons too,but I think Friedle had fun playing him crazy.

Yet she was a hippie who called her parents by their first names in middle school.

The writers literally rerolled the cast after the 2nd season, it's the worst thing I've seen on TV

Season 2 Topanga was best Topanga.

Yeah, they should be in 12th grade in the last season.

>talking shit about knightrider
i'll fight u m8

I can't tell if i love or hate the"average looking lovable dope snags the hottest girl in school" tope

The future of GMW is up in the air right now. Disney cancelled it, but it ould be picked up by another station which allowe them to go more "mature" which worries me. Hollywood isn't even pretending to care about morality anymore. Things could really go to shit and become a progressive shitfest like the trash you see on ABC Family, er, Freeform. Literally all LGBTQIAAPSA+ in their shows now.

Is this why Disney cancelled her show?

all i remember about their marriage is this scene, and how he waited and waited until they were married to fuck

and then she makes him wait.

pretty sure that's why i said fucking saving myself at a young age

What are you, thirty-five?

No. Why?

Eric was one of the worst cases of Flanderization I've ever seen.

Because you sound old and booooooring.

>Where's your husband?
>Oh, he's still in bed...
>I wore him out.

Cory is the luckiest guys in TV history

The only justification I ever heard for Eric's development was that it was meant to reflect Cory seeing his brother differently as he grew up

When he was young his brother was this cool, suave guy who got all the ladies

Then he grew up and found out Eric was just a guy, not this mythical stud of the school

The they fucked it all up and made him literally special needs

I'm 42 and this made me laugh out loud. Thank you, son.

>>in the first season, Topanga's family owns a hippie book store, whereas in season 2, her dad fixes guitars

out of all of these this one could make sense easily but no, retcon

Eric went full Philip J. Fry superior-yet-inferior brain level. He was a medical mystery who went into brain death when he slept.

Well, you'd be wrong. Try 21.

>BMW Topanga
>Oh my husband, such a dope sometimes, but I still respect him because he's trying

>GMW Topanga
>Thank god I'm nailing every 18 yo in this building or I swear I'd kill myself fuck my husbands a retard if it wasn't for the kids I'd be a fucking ghost

>That episode when Shawn's dad died
>The episode when Mr. Turner got in the accident
>That episode when Mr. Matthews offered to adopt Shawn
>The domestic abuse episode
>Cory drinking to forget Topanga
>Cory not respecting his Dad's job
>The whole thing with Angela's family

fuck man, this show really didn't hold back

>hey kid have your parents buy you these video games and movies enjoy!
>WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND WATCHING MOVIES?

Topanga or Lauren?

Pangz 5ever.

>king koopa

literally who?

Is Topenga white?

See

Lauren, for sure.

Prime Cardellini is hard to beat.

I loved Sister Sister before they got too serious with everything and straightened their hair. It was fun when they'd tell Roger to go home but, as a white kid, I got bored of their college problems and pre-BLM topics.

Similar thing happened to Chelsea Daniels from That's So Raven. She started off as a confident girl that had to constantly turn down Cory to a complete imbecile.

>tfw spent 5 minutes trying to find a picture of her from the show and each one was equally low quality

They all look nothing alike.

Okay, here's one that bothers me. They were sophemores in Season 7, which aired in 2000, and in Girl Meets World, Topanga is a lawyer. Riley is also 15 in the year 2017. Does that mean she got pregnant in junior year of college, and raised Riley through law school, then had Auggie when she was done? Did Cory raise the her on his own? I mean law school is tough. Why choose to have a kid while you're doing that?

It shat me how Shaun went from being the edgy kid in every season, and then suddenly halfway through season 6 and 7, him and Cory are gayer than Turk and JD

don't you forget, Shawn and Corey still had their moments youtube.com/watch?v=rP50tJCuoAs

>tfw Mr. Feeny is going to be 90 in a couple months

I remember my sister and I would watch reruns of this at night if we were bored, comfy show.

Topanga made me realize I needed to put my penis into thick women before I even realized what sex was.

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Topanga a shit, y'all have bad taste

I always thought Topanga was mediocre-looking and her name was always a mouthful.

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>this is what some people consider funny

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Cory's brother is the only character I like on that show

Cuck.

Home Improvement is an abortion of a show.

Watch Last Man Standing. That's the show Tim Allen wanted to make all along.

>smart guy
That show annoyed me, and I don't even really know why

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