OFFICIAL WEST HAM VS TOTTENHAM MATCH THREAD

West Ham: Hart, Zabaleta, Reid, Fonte, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Kouyate, Noble, Antonio, Arnautovic, Hernandez.

Tottenham: Lloris, Aurier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Sanchez, Davies, Dier, Sissoko, Eriksen, Alli, Kane.

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state of Sup Forums

COYI

Phew
Thought I might actually have to watch it

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Thank fuck for that. The absolute state of spee

this game is a piece of shit and doesnt even deserve a match thread

It was shit cause there was no match thread.

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wtf Joe Hart? Why didn't he just catch it?

Shut your fucking whore mouth.

Im actually going to watch dele alli properly today and see if hes as shit a midfielder as all the plebs on here say he is

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moot would of sorted this hiro is slippin

Are you watching the game underwater?

poor skill and confidence

Spurs desperately need to win this one.

I was watching him. He is never in the midfield. Wtf does he actually do?

He isn't very good

>west ham getting refballed with offside calls
why even bother they'll still lose lol

probably the best stream aussie internet can handle

no they dont

He's a second striker

High Test

almost a stoke gfoal

Well I believe float around and score goals. I think hes great but I definitely agree that he is the ultimate luxury player. He will be great at madrid

just outside the nbn

If they want to win the league, they do. Also for morale reasons after the match against Swansea.

I miss moot desu. When he was the owner the site always worked fine, since the chink bought it we have had a lot of problems previously unheard of.

He runs into open space and collects pixel perfect Eriksen passes. Unfortunately for yids, he's a brainlet.

well they're not going to win the league so they shouldnt worry

They could. Unlikely but manchester will collapse

My condolences.

>When he was the owner the site always worked fine
I miss moot too but come on

>second 'final' warning

bs thats a yellow

>Australia's so hot that the molten air obscures the view

Thank God I'm not living in that hell.

Spurs not at the races today

It's easier to keep a site with such traffic flowing smoothly when you have the NSA and FBI helping out

I honestly think they'd be favourites if it wasn't for Wembley

>starting Sissoko unironically
Poch deserves everything that's coming to him

Thanks for the (you), I was afraid no one was going to reply.

> black privlige

Why does West Ham look like the better team?

giving up and just using the faster 4G on my phone

cant believe spurs actually bought sissoko and start him in matches

Arnautovic definitely brings some alphaness and confidence to west ham.

Stream?

Has Payet done anything worth while since leaving?

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>E"""P"""L

@78442336
hey where's MY thank you, you cunt??

yeah loads

30 million pounds, club-record transfer back then

also, a panic buy

West Ham looking well drilled

issue is how shit their midfield is when in possession

this is just rubbish
a rubbish display of sport

why aren't they starting that chink?

Fucking hate watching West Ham. Play the shittest football.

what spurs need to do is pass it 'arry kane

poch has no idea wanyama is injured.. sissoko just pretends to be him

So everybody hates this new stadium, right?

they hate success

2 sides make a game. The other team hardly play scintillating football.

>Kane

Alli gets exposed when he doesn't score because his all round game is so shit

>Alderwheresthatgoingeld

>new
wembley is 10 years old

>kane
lel so lucky that was offside

yes it's fucking awful for football

Yeah except his position on the pitch is being suffocated by West Ham players, the lad is double marked

Spurs are away today lad

CARROLL

>the """premier""" league

>Antonio ded

>Antonio ded
lmao relegation confirmed

I am watching Metropolis (1927) instead girls, just reached the moloch scene.

Sterling is miles better than him

RIP brown man

BIG MAD ANDY

Big Andy

Yes, except metropolitan liberals who it's aimed at. West Ham and every other club want to shed themselves of traditional white working class supporters who generate an atmosphere and replace them with limp wristed effeminate nu-males and ethnic minorities. Older grounds like Upton Park, Highbury, WHL etc were all more intimidating and uncomfortable to be which is why they had to go

>get injured
>Mark Noble comes over and kicks you up the arse

Thanks skip

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Come on Big Andy ya beauty!

>Antoni-ow

They're away every week

thats a big thigh

Do people still pretend he's a midfielder and not a striker?

THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED

Fucking hell those thighs

...ehehehehe

Reminder that if your bird is going out tonight she's gonna get rooted

I'm on a shagging warpath

>West Ham and every other club want to shed themselves of traditional white working class supporters who generate an atmosphere and replace them with limp wristed effeminate nu-males and ethnic minorities.

That's been the result but it's not the intention imo. It's purely about money. Raising ticket prices to pay higher wages.

Carroll channelling his inner Iniesta lmao

>You now remember Erik Lamela
And yes he is actually and unironically STILL at Tottenham

think i'm getting the pattern of this match
>play it around the midfield aimlessly until someone makes a mistake
>get into good attacking position
>hit the through ball straight into touch or cross directly into the keeper's arms
how thrilling

This stadium always looks way more elongated than other grounds, the pitch is much more stretched but when i look at the dimensions apparently it's the same as Wembley.

Is it the camera angle? Is it the fact that stand curves round?

i thought all soccer was like that

>career ending depression

When both teams play 3atb you end up with wingbacks deciding the entire game which is dull as fuck

-------------------Carroll
-------------------------Chicharito
-------Arnaoutovic
----------------------------Kouyate
Cresswell--------Noble-------------Zabaleta

think spurs will have more problems now desu