How do we save Sup Forums?

How do we save Sup Forums?

>What did x mean by this
>WATCH IT X
>Dcucks
>Marvelfags
>Any girl under 18
>Braaap

Post any of these and you are permanently banned.

ban mobile posters

What the fuck is going on tonight?

Ban everyone outside of the united states.

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Bring back pedos and waifufags.

It's beyond saving.

This. Bane posting, pedos and actress posting are the only thing that can save us now.

just use filters for kino and this

Seperate boards for /film/, Sup Forums, /cel/ and capeshit goes to Sup Forums

I don't know how to stop Star Wars though

Make a separate board for celebrity crap.

Move comic movie crap to Sup Forums

autoban all these words plus kino and blacked.
there every underage and retarded memer would be forced to go to other boards to shitpost.

You mean seperate boards for pedo posting and BLACKED.

Pedo posting is perfectly acceptable on /cel/

My mobile network has already been banned from posting on here, this board in particular. I think they've already tried that.

its a holiday weekend, kids don't have school tomorrow.

set up the filter to not show posts from reddit users

Wow that actually explains a lot.

>completely remove all fun
that is probably exactly what we need

CAN WE FIX IT

NO IT'S FUCKED

Mine is too actually.

>ban kino
Kill yourself

>filters b'aneposting

That is one hot forehead you got there user. It looks like you're coming down with a fever.

Mine isn't.

Strange how they only ban IP ranges that engage in a ton of shitpost.

Ban Star Wars posts. This would instantly fix a lot of the problems.

More actual Sup Forums threads and I mean it

I'm not banned. I can literally only not post on this particular board. On any other board, my phone works. On here, it says that I can't post. I've never shitposted from my phone, either.

Pedos somewhere around where I live keep the area pretty much perpetually banned.
Fuck I wish we could just gas them all.

>more 56%s jerking each other off

no thanks

The trump general was deleted before any of the other shit posting threads that were up longer than it. This is definitive proof that the undesirables who come to this board are threatened by those threads

crash it with no survivors

It was up for an hour and had over 100 replies.

Ban Sup Forums

>JUST
>capeshit whining
>cuckposting
>Star Wars shit whining
>girl being in a movie whining
>shitty show that has a general not being made to use general
>capeshit company wars
>/r9k/
>celeb said this on social media whining
>gender / race of cast whining
>AYO HOLE UP
>interracial porn
>capekino
>"movies women will never understand"
>SJW falseflagging
>waifu thread
>"Me on the left"
>Sup Forums
>pedo thread
>it aint me starts playing
>APOLOGIZE
>"is it kino?"
>DROPPED
>Who will play [unrelated to film & television] in the inevitable biopic?
>eceleb trash
>[unrelated to film & television] black person doing anything
>reddit
>What’s his endgame
>JEWS
>celebrity's personal lives drama
>persecution complex whining
>Does anyone know some films about [unrelated to film & television]
>cunny
>Late night talk show host is... *Sup Forums leans forward in anticipation*.... a cuck! *Sup Forums erupts in applause*
>wtf I hate [unrelated to film & television] now!
>thinly veiled Trump shilling
>Jewish Hollywood Girls
>"What did [unrelated to film & television] mean by this?"
>WE WUZ
>MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>unflattering pic of celebrity
>HOTHEAD
>screencap + forced meme from shitty movie
>HOWEVER
>>Billy Batts
>Really makes you think
>(Disengage safety protocols)
>quote from Spider-Man movie altered to include Sup Forums humor
>Ramsayposting
>screencap of RT score of blockbuster
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc.
>Jonahposting
>"Thanks for correcting the record!"
>Dan Schnieder posting
>Recommend Trumpkino
>Watch it
>daily Amy Schumer life update
>daily John Oliver life update
>Daily Show host life update
>daily Lena Dunham life update
>white male
>stronk womyn
>drumpf
>shill
>Mary Sue
>MOMMY user WANT MILKY
>*BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
>BANE

Why is this still up?

Yeah and a NSFW thread was up before it and deleted after it. This means these shit posters were so threatened by it they made it shoot up to the top of the mod queue

nice try c*ck fag

This to be quite frank, famiglia

so you basically just want to post on reddit

1) delete or ban Sup Forums
2) ban white people
3) ban everyone who posts anything non-pc

Thats all because of reddit
You would know this if you didn't start browsing Sup Forums after reddit won the war

Or we wanna go back to when Sup Forums was good

This thread has been up over an hour and a half and has 80+ responses:

There have been Trump Generals posted throughout the day. The last one lasted several hours and had 100+ posts.

When will Hiro acknowledge that the Sup Forums mods are Sup Forums invaders and do something about it?

When was that? Because I've been here since 2009 and it's always been shit.

Is there porn in that thread? No?

if its always been shit, why did you stay here for eight years?

I-I have nowhere else to go.

If this is your logic then why do you report the Trump generals?

Him being a reality television star is still much more related than your garbage too proud to post on Sup Forums

Why do the mods delete the threads pointing out how shit they are in minutes but let the Trump and cuck threads stay up for hours?

Ban Australia.
Ban mobile.

I bet the post quality goes up dramatically.

>Sup Forums
>good
>instead of blacked threads filling up the catalog its bane threads

2009 was shit and youre still a faggot

YOU CAN START BY TELLING THOSE UNDERAGE FUCKS TO STOP POSTING FUCKING CAPE-SHIT ALL OVER THIS FUCKING BOARD. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>memes are the same as porn

hi Sup Forums

Ban all Aussie IPs

>If this is your logic then why do you report the Trump generals?
are you a mod? how would you know what user does wtf

>back when Sup Forums was good
Why are you pretending?

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Why are you?

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

>using outdated memes makes me not new

No one but the reddit and Sup Forums cancer that destroy this board argues this.

Yes Sup Forums has always had retarded memes but you could actually have discussion threads between them. Any discussion thread you start now will be buried to the bottom by 50,000 of these by the time you get you're first response.

Cuck

This (x was never good shit) only applies to Sup Forums you tourist piece of shit.

Even shit like Abatap was miles ahead of this Sup Forums-lite faggotry.

Test

honestly as someone who remembers 2004 Sup Forums, this is the best it's ever been.

back when people were super serious about their super secret clubhouse it was mostly fags larping in V for vendetta masks or openly spamming cp nonstop. it was always shit tbjh

>repeating what i've seen other people say who have seen other people say about other boards make me not new

Again why are you?

cuckold board = Sup Forums

>being this mad that someone interrupted your capeshit and star wars """"discussion""""

No. Sup Forums might've been good a long as fuck time ago, but it's been garbage since at least 2008. It has been a haven of shitposting for years now, long before Sup Forums came along to add to the shitposting.

>Any discussion thread you start now will be buried to the bottom by 50,000 of these by the time you get you're first response.
it was always like this. if you want a reply you have to take up a troll position or actually make a good, interesting thread. no one will take the effort to engage in "real serious and deep" discussion unless they think they are owning you with debate nerd logic or something

Isn't it funny how Sup Forums became infinitely worse after the mods chased away the pedos and waifufags?

Ban capeshit. Or better yet, ban any thread about movies with a budget higher than 100 million

Sup Forums baiting?

>not liking braaap

BAKA

Sup Forums just needs moderators who care about enforcing the existing rules. Posting blatantly off-topic shit should result in a permaban.

>Implying they aren't trying to get revenge with their shit bots

the cunny fags are Sup Forums fags by the way.

Create /film/ where i can discuss my foreign auteurs without having to deal with the word : "dishonest" or "pretentious"

it wont ever happen mods would rather delete this thread than the 4 blacked threads on the 1st page

Who are you going to discuss them with? Yourself?

They will never do that because of ad revenue
This board has never been more popular than it is like a Sup Forums clone for people too full of themselves to go to Sup Forums or /r9k/

This is complete bullshit.

This board used to actually have worthwhile year end discussion threads. Now it would be:

>movies that have had screeners leaked getting called shit for reddit nitpicking and Sup Forums politics reasons
>movies that haven't had screeners leaked ignored entirely

And I would rather put a fucking bullet in my brain than actually try to discuss a film like Moonlight on this film discussion board.

>Who are you going to discuss them with? Yourself?
he's pretentious.

splitting Sup Forums is stupid because all it would do is put postbaneposters in two places.

The Blacked threads are at least on topic since they concern films.

The Sup Forums threads are what are ruining the board.

/film/ would have the same mods as this board so it would get filled with Sup Forums as fast as this one

People that are actually part of this board and not just tourists.

The concept of "home board" is founded in cancerous thought. Abandon it.

the blacked threads are on topic

back to your cuckshed

>Can't discuss Moonlight
>"GUYS ARMOND WHITE LIKED BVS"
>Armond also loved Hidden Figures but let's not talk about that, or any of his other controversial choices because it's not capeshit

kill me family

*are not

This is something someone that will never truly understand the medium he decides to constantly jump to believes

The mind of Sup Forums
The mind of Sup Forums
The mind of anti art

>Moonlight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

>it was always like this
t. baneposting redditor

What you're describing is "board culture." "Board culture" is just what cancer started calling itself before you stumbled upon this website.

Delete anything not Bane
Make a new tv/film board and officially name this board Dark Knight Shitposting

I emigrated here from Reddit about 6 months ago, and I love the fresh, hot memes at this place. "Save" it? What's to save? This place is da bomb lol

It doesn't work when you post like that outside of your BvS shit hole. You're gayer than anyone involved in that movie, its characters, or the real life perpetrators of homosexual acts.

>t. Fudge Packer

get this h0thead outta here!