Ask a guy who works at a cinema anything

Ask a guy who works at a cinema anything.

Do you like it there?

ever found jizz on the seat?

Why would anyone want to ask you a question?

Is Robert as wonderful as he seems in his threads

Why are the showers so cold on hobo night?

If I push hard enough on the screen, will I fall into the movie?

How grateful are you for job creators like me?

Half of my shifts are at the candybar and half are cleaning. I fucking LOVE cleaning. You sit around talking to coworkers for 2 hours, clean all the cinemas half assedly with your coworkers then go back to doing nothing. You can watch movies when you're not cleaning.

Working at the candybar is ok. It's not as difficult as working at something like a grocery store but it's not easy.

Nope.
Cleaning is easy af, I'm not too bothered that I have to sweep a load of popcorn under the seats every now and then.

C L E A N I T U P

Is that the Big Lez show?
I only know one other guy who likes that show...
Is that you Matty?

Waddyatalkinbeet?

It's pretty popular senpai, I'm surprised you only know one person that likes it

how much do guys who put the film on get paid? is it hard to get this job? do you have to normally start as a shit level employee like yourself to move up to that prestigious position?

The first two "seasons" were fantastic
The most recent one was shit

The guys who put the films on are upstairs and we never see them. I really have no idea what their pay is or who they are desu.

Do you get free Crab Legs?

50 cent movie tickets and lots of discounts on foods and drinks. Crabs legs are full price for me unfortunately.

That really makes you think that you never see the (((guys upstairs))) and know nothing about them.

Chooma island 2 was brilliant.

Mike nolan show was meh

just what the fuck are you trying to imply here matey

Yeah, now that I think about it I've never seen anyone come in and go upstairs despite there being only one entrace that I know of. Spooky shit.

I believe it's some Sup Forums related jewish comment

>but it's not easy.

Tell me about it, stud.

How much you make per hour and how many hours do you usually get in a week?

Do you know the muffin man?

How often are the showers cleaned?

Not OP, but I worked as a projectionist years ago. Made $10/hr. Movie theater just opened so they needed people for every position.

Shit it seems cool, user. i had the opportunity to work in a cinema but i did not take it, wwwwhy

anvil

you fucken drugger