Why do Europeans drink warm beer?

Why do Europeans drink warm beer?

only british animals do

very clever double bait

At least we don't put ice in it.

Because they imagine it's piss
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Our ancestors didn't have fridges. Alcohol is best drank warm.

it doesn't mean they couldn't cool their drinks

Why do americans get shot?

Only brits do that, that's really weird

i imagine it would be because someone shot them

But we dont.

Then I would imagine it's because the beer is warm

who puts ice in beer?

but who thought that it would be a good idea to make it warm

and who thought it was a good idea to shoot the American

nobody decides to make the beer warm, it just happens, it's nature
nobody decided to shoot the american, it just happens, it's nature

then it is settled.
it's just nature

The fuck? Who drinks warm beer?
Why do Americans piss in cans and call it """""""""""""""""""""""beer"""""""""""""""""""""""""?

>daily reminder that this is consider as a"""""""beer"""" in USA

But seriously, why do they drink skunked beer in Europe?

Why do americans drink beer from 0.3 bottles?

some people aren't raging alcoholics.

>He doesn't know

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we do?

are you insane? only brits do that

That's just the british

Is shooting an american ever not a good idea?

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Never understood this meme. I've never had a warm beer in my life, you'll never get a warm beer in a pub and if anything some of the taps even say "extra cold"

Is this some old stereotype from a hundred years ago that we drank warm beer?

murisharts of course
you put 3 ices in your bud light so you don't get drunk after the first can

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wrong, this is a beer in the USA

>be American
>want to put ice in your beer
>accidentally grab the shoes from the freezer
>have shoes in your beer

You should put some ice in it though or it would be too heavy

>g*rman """humor"""

>not putting shoes in your freezer
do you want your shoes to smell like shit?

Wot m8

What humor?
You are the retards who put your shoes in the fridge

well how else do you keep them cold

To be fair, temp in summer has been getting worse every year, so even if you open an ice cold beer it would get warmer in about 10 minutes.

Hmmmm....
Put some dry ice in the shoe
Put the beer in a glass you keep in the freezer then beer is already a watery drink especially murican ones

You set the level of discussion tbf

I party pretty much every Friday/Saturday, and I have never once seen someone put ice cubes in their beer. You would get laughed out of the room.

Did I just take the bait?

Where can I buy small, foamy, warm beer?

"Real ale" is served at cellar temperature which is colder than room temp. Any colder and the beer starts losing it's life. It's not like a keg'd beer which is jacked up with CO2

you sound like a nigger

It was in Asterix & Obelix, fucking French propaganda