What is a absolute worst, irredeemable, pile of garbage film you've ever seen Sup Forums?

What is a absolute worst, irredeemable, pile of garbage film you've ever seen Sup Forums?

Pic related. It was like watching a car crash, I hated myself for not looking away but I genuinely couldn't believe that this had been made.

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I know man, the lack of Rob Schneidder was strongly felt.

Lucy

Close between Grown-Ups 2 and Jack and Jill
>tfw when Adam Sandler has outsmarted all of us
>tfw he gets millions of dollars yearly for movies that he puts ZERO effort into

grown ups one was kino
its a shame grown ups two was a let down and adam sandler decided to enter the realm of dishonest filmaking

How does Sandler's drivel get green lit?? He can't keep getting away with it

Sandler could make a 10-hour loop of Kevin James getting kicked in the balls and it would gross $150M with ease. Actually, I think that's his next movie.

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Haha dank post my man let's all suckadick

Checked

Grown Ups 2 was popcornkino you faggot cunt

Fucking wizard

Suicide Squad

Whole lotta digits up in this thread

Not UUUU tho my man

This excuse of a joint

But (you) my man

Haha rollin them dubs

This
Or this one johnny depp vampire movie i think called darkest shadows or something

the robocop remake

Depp's done worse things

They're making a third one you know?

The only movie on which I almost walked out of the theater.

J E S U S C H R I S T

>How??

Don't know. Event Horizon was pretty bad. Cat in the Hat as well (was sort of shocked to find out that Lubezki did the cinematography for that one too).

I didn't laugh once, this was legitimately the worst film I've ever seen next to American Haunting or some shit

I would say something from Asylum but they are made that way on purpose.

Battlefield Earth is probably the most accidental piece of shit I have ever saw though

I saw the poster and the name "Mortdecai" and I had this wild idea that it was going to be Terry Pratchett's "Mort". And I was happy and looking forward to it until I found out the truth.
Then I was bummed.

Who was in the wrong here?

I just watched Zoolander 2 yesterday. I feel violated.

Warcraft.
Movie 43.

>ywn see a film or TV adaptation of the City Watch cantos

Feels really bad, man

Burgerland

You think they'd make this shit if it didn't make boatloads of money?

There are "bad movies" that are just obnoxiously stupid and lacking in self awareness and can be enjoyed ironically. This is not one of them, this is just awful on every level

It is gross, stupid, juvenile, obnoxious, boring and unfunny. And in no way does this transform into being redeeming, it's just horrible.

I wish it could be scrubbed from my memory, ideally it would just be removed from ever existing. I can't imagine a human being that would take something positive away from this. Fortunately everyone immediately forgot about it because there were 0 human beings that actually liked this turd.

If Asylum flicks count, then "Poseidon Rex" is probably the worst movie that I've ever watched all the way through. Most shitty no-budget movies will at least have one scene that's somewhat amusing, but that piece of shit fails at even being schlock.

"Now You See Me" is probably the worst Hollywood movie that I've ever seen, though. A good premise wasted on a garbage movie.

Well, im sorry to hear that

'Muricans.

At least we got The Worst Idea of All Time out of it

fucking incredible, if anyone wants to see a descent into madness, thats a great one.
>the episode inside the kmart

I would like to see that;
Rowan Atkinson as Vetinari
Sean Bean as Commander Vimes
Robbie Coltrane as Sgt Colon
Rowan Atkinson again as Nobby
some charming goof as Carrot

I'd watch it.

This is pretty much the worst video ever made. I went over to some kids house when I was a child and his dad put it on and was hyping it up like it was gonna be the best action movie ever. I was laughing my ass off at the gunfu shit and he got all bummed out and shut it off and took it into his room and the next Monday at school I told everyone what a loser that kids dad was and he made shitty food and everyone laughed at his dad lol

Whatever the last Resident Evil one was called, I can't even be assed to google it. Just complete fucking garbage.

How has no one mentioned pic related? I'm not the OP but this film had me just angry and tired by the end. Michael Bay is worse than just a bad director. He's contemptful of his audience as well.

I hate this "film" and I hate him too.

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This. I'm lucky that my dad rented it out, I can't imagine having to watch it at a theater. The problem is it's just not funny. At all. Imagine a "comedy" without any comedy and you get the Love Guru. The jokes are trying but none of it is funny. I don't mean "it's not laugh out loud funny", I mean literally, it is not even remotely amusing. The best part of the movie is when an elephant breaks into a basketball court or something at the end and starts having sex on the court. It is then amusing enough to hold interest for the rest of the running time.

My dad actually got up and did something else partway instead of watching. This is the type of movie you would walk out on at a theater. The best way to describe this movie is, you know when you want to switch the TV channel because the show is not holding your interest? Imagine not being able to switch the channel.

It did kill his career. I dunno, I'm Canadian and I thought it was hilarious. There was alot of shit in their that Americans obviously didn't find funny, because they probably didn't even understand.

leafs please politely exit

I can't decide between Click and Spanglish. Click made itself pointless with its "it was all a dream ending" the BIGGEST lazy ass cop-out move in writing. Anyone who cried watching that piece of shit is an idiot. As I am watching Fat Sandler die I am thinking "Oh, there's no way they will end it like this." I would have had more respect for it if it had.
And apparently the moral is Spanglish, was that if your mom is a poor maid, then you had better reject all opportunity to advance in life and just be a poor ass maid like her.

This film was so shit that it made me angry

Redeemed through the Worst Idea of All Time Podcast.

I like almost every movie, there's always something I enjoy. For example, I enjoy watching Sandler flicks because I know he's basically going on vacation with his pals, who are not really huge stars, and he's also earning good money.

But there is one movie I hate, The Weather Man, with Nic Cage. And Im not a "cage is bad" mememaster.

arab detected

Like what? I get that other cultures have different senses of humor. What about it couldent anericans understand? Share with us the subtleties of canadian humor that i am too fat and gun-crazed to undetstand

I want to know what the fuck else he was so busy doing that he couldnt be a part of this

Seriously, who was casting Rob Schneider when this was being filmed

He has his own production studio, who is going to stop him? The audiences? If you've seen the kind of people who pay to watch this shit, you already know the answer

THE JOKE IS THAT HE IS FOREIGN

YOU ARE NOW LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT THIS MAN IS FOREIGN

HE IS NOT LIKE US

REMEMBER BORAT? THIS IS BORAT THEREFORE LAUGH

Kohen is a one trick pony, it was funny the first time when he did it in Ali G Indahouse, but after that he lost all sense of self awareness and started recycling the same 3 jokes over 90 minute bursts