Have fun at the library Peter and oh like I tell you every morning, please never date a black woman

>Have fun at the library Peter and oh like I tell you every morning, please never date a black woman

Still not quite sure how this line made the theatrical cut

worst raimi post in months desu

it's been a steady decline after the peak that was the rice story

what's the rice story?

>Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. When I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

>The brakes are cut! There is no way we are stopping at Auschwitz!

>Everybody hang on!

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>In regard to the filming of the rape scene, Maguire said, When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Kirsten Dunst] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all the women's contracts stating that they would not make love with Spider-Man. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and Raimi. No one else. I said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to.' Then I told her, 'Pain does not hurt. Hit me.' And she hit me. I said, 'Harder.' And she started to hit me very hard, hard enough to break a rib... I ached for a week. After she had hit me long enough and hard enough to tire her, I said, 'Now it's my turn. Roll the cameras.' And I really... I really... I really raped her. And she screamed."[1]

Why not bang black chicks?

>In 2016 Maguire revealed the grueling tactics Raimi employed in order to get the most out of the cast for the trilogy. Such tactics included shouting various expletives, mostly racially charged, at maguires co-star Kirsten Dunst with a bullhorn as well as drawing mustaches on holocaust victim photos and taping them in various hidden places of her trailer, the most shocking of which was at the bottom of a toilet. When questioned about the stunt he simply stated "I named him Ali Shaheeb Muhammad." Other techniques in his arsenal were making J.K. Simmons snort copious amounts of chili powder to "bring out the 'spic lick taco talk rage' from within him" in the first movie. Maguire arguably suffered the worst of Raimi's wrath as he was forced to kick a rusty nail about 3 times a day in order to ensure tetanus so he was able to develop an intense jaw that "couldn't possibly occur naturally in his little twink fag body naturally. This broke his back which was coincidentally already part of the script in the second movie. Raimi still made Maguire fall off the building a couple of times to ensure the shots looked authentic as possible despite a medical professional and a rather unecessary 9/11 witness claiming it was already authentic the first time. Raimi proceeded to order a pair of discs over to the group, both of which were copies of the first movie's untreated unmastered director's cut which featured approximately 36 hours of footage, 34 of which were of spider-man trying and mercilessly failing to help on the September 11th terrorist attacks on New York City. Much of this footage was of spider-man running, jumping, and attempting to save jumpers by their genitals. The film cuts to the second half of theatrical cut only after Spidey trampolines on a penis-shaped web on Ground Zero. Raimi claims this is to symbolize how "the gays are destroying america. Did you not see that skinny little cumbucket suckboy we cast?" Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again in the future.

>Get your hands off me! You're no worse than a filthy nigger!


Whoa anybody else have the directors cut?

post the one about dafoe

For those who want to be part of this epic Sup Forums forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Sup Forums meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Sup Forums, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

>Wow these shots are amazing Peter!

>I would like to shoot you some time...You know, like you were a nigger.

Someone post the 'may I be killed in a car jacking' one all ready, that's the only one that's even remotely funny.

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be wary raimiposting

holy shit this never fails to kill my sides

based mods keeping the board cuck-free

>I'm telling ya Pete, it didn't always used to look like this. The sagging pants, the crime, the fucking...hooting and hollering. Yeah back in my day there were a few of them around, but at least they had respect. But these...animals....it's not right.

What was Ben talking about in this scene?

>Director Raimi addressed Uncle Ben's infamous death scene in a 2013 interview, stating: "There was a lot of tension on set, of course a lot of objections were raised about the script changes I'd made. Toby and Cliff took me aside and said that they weren't comfortable with my new dialogue. They said it was racist, they said that in the original draft Ben's killer was white but in my shooting script he was black. They also didn't like that I had the shooter mumbling 'kill whitey' and 'we wuz kangz n sheet', and stuff like that - they really didn't know what to make of it. I took both of them outside, looked them straight in the eyes and I told them 'If you want to make a Spider-Man film where Uncle Ben is shot by a well-to-do banker, go make your own, but this is MY film, and it's MY vision, and we do things a little more realistically around here....besides, how is Peter supposed to be committed to fighting crime if he isn't affected by the most criminally-inclined subhuman filth to ever walk the earth? How can you fight crime if you can't tell an honest Aryan from a fucking nigger! Deal with it, Cliff, you're getting shot by a coon, and you're watching it happen Toby!' That shut them up pretty quick".[54]

>taking the time to write this shit
>reddit spacing
wew lad