STOCK MARKET HAPPENING OFFICIAL : MEGATHREAD #2

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ITS GETTING WORSE

THIS IS NOT A TEST
**HAPPENING NOW AT DEF CON 1 ALERT**
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

EVERYTHING IS CRASHING. THE FOLLOWING LIST SHOULD BE TRACKED MOVING FORWARD

UPDATED AT 7:15 AM

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VIX, INDEX & FUTURES
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S&P 500 VIX Futures
25.48 +9.00 +54.61%

FTSE 100 Futures
5,781.5 -583.0 -9.16%

DAX Futures
9,585.2 -818.8 -7.87%

S&P 500 Futures
2,009.75 -96.00 -4.61%

Nasdaq 100 Futures
4,255.62 -206.88 -4.64%

Hang Seng (HSI)
19,837.00 -1031.34 -4.94%

Nikkei 225 (N225)
14,977.31 -1261.04 -7.77%

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CURRENCIES
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GBP/JPY - British Pound/Japanese Yen
135.91 -22.05 -13.96%

USD/JPY - US Dollar/Japanese Yen
101.44 -4.73 -4.46%

GBP/USD - British Pound/US Dollar
1.3399 -0.1470 -9.88%

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COMMODITIES
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Gold Futures
1,337.25 +74.15 +5.87%

Crude Oil Futures
46.91 -3.20 -6.39%

BTC/USD - Bitcoin US Dollar BTC-e
666.00 +76.01 +12.88%

Other urls found in this thread:

money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/asia/
google.com/finance?q=INDEXDJX:.DJI&ei=P69fV4HSOOrzigKZ0bOIAw
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
marketwatch.com/m/quote/sp 500 futures
m.investing.com/commodities/brent-oil
google.com/finance?cid=7521596
dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/widgetembed/?symbol=FX:JPN225&interval=1&saveimage=0&toolbarbg=f1f3f6&studies=&hideideas=1&theme=White&style=1&timezone=UTC&studies_overrides={}&overrides={}&enabled_features=[]&disabled_features=[]&utmsource=www.livecharts.co.uk&utmmedium=www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/nikkei.php
quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
bloomberg.com/live/asia
m.investing.com/indices/hong-kong-40-futures-streaming-chart
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
youtube.com/watch?v=tf5PTcLuXN4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Can I set a stop loss or will my stock just tank on the open?

Now is the time to act before the market corrects

fuck off

Global Market Hours:
money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/asia/

Dow Jones
google.com/finance?q=INDEXDJX:.DJI&ei=P69fV4HSOOrzigKZ0bOIAw

DOW futures here:
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/

S&P Futures here:
marketwatch.com/m/quote/sp 500 futures

Watch Brent Crude Real-Time:
m.investing.com/commodities/brent-oil


Chinese Markets
google.com/finance?cid=7521596

Super Secret Real-Time JAPANESE Market (Nikkei) Feed:
dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/widgetembed/?symbol=FX:JPN225&interval=1&saveimage=0&toolbarbg=f1f3f6&studies=&hideideas=1&theme=White&style=1&timezone=UTC&studies_overrides={}&overrides={}&enabled_features=[]&disabled_features=[]&utmsource=www.livecharts.co.uk&utmmedium=www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/nikkei.php

Shitposting CHINESE Stream:
quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html

Bloomberg Asian LIVE Feed:
bloomberg.com/live/asia

Hong Kong futures:
m.investing.com/indices/hong-kong-40-futures-streaming-chart

Who here /bitcoin/? If you bought below $600 today, you are right prepared for the Happening.

Use a bit of critical thinking and figure it out by yourself.

Why are they all throwing a tantrum?

It's not like we're suddenly going to stop importing/exporting the same shit we used to.

Fuck, everything happens just as I'm going out of town.

Fags got blown away last week the night I went camping.

I just hope this doesn't bump up prices on Amazon, was going buy some survivalist gear

Global Market Hours:
money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/asia/

Dow Jones
google.com/finance?q=INDEXDJX:.DJI&ei=P69fV4HSOOrzigKZ0bOIAw

DOW futures here:
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/

S&P Futures here:
marketwatch.com/m/quote/sp 500 futures

Watch Brent Crude Real-Time:
m.investing.com/commodities/brent-oil


Chinese Markets
google.com/finance?cid=7521596

Super Secret Real-Time JAPANESE Market (Nikkei) Feed:
dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/widgetembed/?symbol=FX:JPN225&interval=1&saveimage=0&toolbarbg=f1f3f6&studies=&hideideas=1&theme=White&style=1&timezone=UTC&studies_overrides={}&overrides={}&enabled_features=[]&disabled_features=[]&utmsource=www.livecharts.co.uk&utmmedium=www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/nikkei.php

Shitposting CHINESE Stream:
quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html

Bloomberg Asian LIVE Feed:
bloomberg.com/live/asia

Hong Kong futures:
m.investing.com/indices/hong-kong-40-futures-streaming-chart


Praise kek

>buttcoin at 666
FEED ME

If the markets crash, they'll be stopped automatically.

SKY NEWS LIVE STREAM:
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

BLOOMBERG LIVE STREAM:
youtube.com/watch?v=tf5PTcLuXN4

I'm from Florida, please help

Hey that's my pasta you thief

IS THIS THE BIGGEST HAPPENING OF ALL TIME?

I'M FUCKING HYPED LADS

What can you do with bitcoin though?

I haven't looked at many sites, but I've mainly seen sites that sell marijuana seeds take bitcoin

What happens after today is anybody's guess. This is unprecedented.

>the 10 year bond is literally at 1.45%

Holy fucking christ Sup Forums. someone hold me

>S&P 500 VIX Futures 25.48 +9.00 +54.61%
F

Will this fix itself or should I go innawoods to avoid the fallout?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>stock market

I too am invested in the stock market, but unlike you, mister anti-Brexit shill who has been posting on Sup Forums for the past 10 days attempting to dishearten Leave voters so you could earn your shekels, I bet on Leave.

And now you're entirely terrified by what we've done. Well, good. You should be terrified. Your people don't own the world anymore.

>yfw it goes to -0.90% in two months

This isn't a happening, the prices will stabilize once brexit drama ends.

we've actually done it lad
elderly british pensioners and Sup Forums shitposters wandered through the rain to the polling stations and changed the fucking world

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

>get a decent job in post production
>get fit
>Start meditating
>start learning mandarin
>get a qt Chinese GF while learning mandarin
>Finally happy with life
>World now about to end

T-Thanks.

Strap yourself in for a nice comfy Black Friday :D

You can purchase most things with bitcoin through various sources. I buy amazon gift cards with them and then buy my shit on amazon.

But that's all besides the point. At least for now, bitcoin is starting to push onto gold's turf as a safe haven asset. It's consistantly performed better than gold as well.

uncertainty

markets are run by algorithms and muh feels. this kicked the markets right in the feels, and the algorithms are fucking themselves

BLACKED

Fix itself in about half a year. Then China's zombie-corporation economy will tank and we'll have a new problem to worry about.

Watch out for the US markets when they open, lad. This is going to be one of the largest, fastest happenings we've had in years.

But, you're going to be free from the globalist's grasp, and that holds more value than anything the globalists can force you to swallow. So, CONGRATULATIONS BONGBRO!

I don't think they even did that in 2008. I think the last time American markets shutdown completely was 9/11.

;^)

oh fug

Literally anything. From vacuum cleaners to guns.

Just depends on if they'll check your parcel.

>The value of the national currency is decided by glorified fucking gamblers
>The value of the national currency is decided by glorified fucking gamblers
>The value of the national currency is decided by glorified fucking gamblers
>The value of the national currency is decided by glorified fucking gamblers
>The value of the national currency is decided by glorified fucking gamblers


Free movement of capital was a mistake.

They just shut down tonight for a couple of hours after being down 5%

Who /ready4war/ here?

I welcome the global financial crash desu senpai

>But, you're going to be free from the globalist's grasp
Until they sign TTIP, of course.

Thanks

Kill yourself race traitor

>britkeks thought they were getting buttfucked by EU
>now they will get buttfucked for real

You pissed off the jews. Enjoy your fucked country

How will all of this effect the US? I'm retarded when it comes to international politics and stocks.

There are bitcoin debit cards senpai

That's futures, not actual trading.

poor trust fund babbys

UK is the fifth largest economy, it'll take out others if it falls.

was about to put 3k into yet undetermined vanguard etfs
bad idea? alternatives?

S H E M I T A H

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one bong, twenty bings until FTSE an heros

i dont think you know how futures work m8

>YFW The Dow opens.

damn

you are overblowing this.

the economy is tanking stuff much worse than political signatures

Is the yen getting weaker or stronger?

I need my giant robot toys damnit

Merciful Kek, will Brexit bring about a stock market crash causing the next Depression era worldwide?

people actually use cable locks?

I was about to go to bed. I want to see this.

Explain to me like I'm a goy

shifty fingers

It's going to be DELICIOUS!

Stronger, until the BoJ interferes.
>tfw I should have waited a few days to send money home.

California?

Cheaper than a safe?

>Explain to me like I'm a goy

Pay me $10 first.

stronger since it's considered a safe haven like the dollar. Though the Japanese government has been signalling it would intervene in the currency markets if brexit actually happened

People are so scared, they're willing to forgo interests to just keep their money in super-safe U.S. government debt.

it's because of the overall weakening of the Eurozone.

and it's not a tantrum. they think they're acting in their self-interest, you know, the conservative right-wing thing?

CRASHING THE MARKET! WITH NO SURVIVORS!

is this the end of the Jews?

>-7.77%
wew lad

>Won't even be able to afford either of my Getter Robo toys now

THANKS FUCKING BRITBONGS

Just fucking great: i had an important job invitation going (potential full-time contract) on these weeks for me to tranfer to the UK and it could have been all this smoothly, but now this had to happen.
Now my position, my job, my fucking future, is compromised and i'm not sure if i'll be able to still obtain it.
Couldn't they have waited a couple of months?

And with Trump on the horizon for 'Murica, i guess i'll have to search fortune in Australia.

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nah they're fuckerydooed too

Also in the former republic of CA

But you know you don't have to keep the cable lock on right? It's just a BS feel good step you have to take to leave the store with it (if you don't "have a safe")

I guess the only reason I can imagine having one on at home is if you don't own a safe but you have children older than 1 in the house.

>stabilize

I'm pretty sure where the numbers finish is also quite important.

>shitposting Chinese stream
Holy fuck if you got a few Aussies on that the whole thing would turn into a bantzsession

Nah, I'm no happeningfag but this is pretty bad. Something on the scale of last august.

Thanks

british pound is tanking which will actually be good in the long run for british businesses who export a lot as their prices become more competitive

>watch british companies who export
>when the selling begins their stock prices will go down
>when they look like they aren't going down anymore, buy
>wait a year or two
>profit

>I guess the only reason I can imagine having one on at home is if you don't own a safe but you have children older than 1 in the house.

I would buy one just for that and if it's stolen.

unless the EU collapses in on itself and britain loses its biggest trading partner

>mixing with the yellow jew

>the autists of Sup Forums wanted to leave, but didn't think of the consequences because they don't leave their homes and therefore have no stake in anything

AN HOUR UNTIL DEUTSCHE BANK GOES BANKRUPT

ONE HOUR
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Never traded currency, when should I invest in the pound?

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1.000

>stolen

>hey Tyrone I picked up this gat in that dude's house I robbed but it has thing lock thingy in it and I don't have a key
>better throw it away

fancy british products on my amazon when

Tell yourself that

>tfw shorted the pound on leverage

gonna make a couple grand from this senpai.

help me out with my logic here.
If everyone is buying gold now in order to retain value of their assets, why would anyone SELL it? because they already have a shit ton of it/something else valuable?

Euro Stoxx 50 Futures

2,678.0 -374.0 -12.25%


IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

#KETTLESFORTHEUSA

This. It might take another year, but that's where its going. A price worth paying for FREEDOM

I would like to get into quality tea and this might be the chance

fuck shitty keurigs

LITERALLY RAPE