Black could be anywhere

Black could be anywhere

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>It's like gettin on a hustle... It's like gettin on a hustle wit just ya bare hands
fucking hell Rowling

Best line in the series.

that looks legit fun as fuck

>Practical effects
>Interesting shot composition
Is this Kino?

I think with some goggles and some other minor protective gear, this shit would be fun

That's some straight up battle of Hogwartz sheeeeit.

Black finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs."

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy.

How much of a fucking underage mong do you have to be to have not done this at least once in your youth?

did they really give him that line?

How poor are you that you grew up in an area where this kind of behaviour was the norm?

WE WUZ MAGIC

Does your third world country not celebrate halloween?

>get fireworks near 4th of july
>invite friends
>have roman candle fight
Shit isn't that hard.

>Halloween

my dad works for an insurance agency, we were never even allowed to have sparklers

WE WUZ WIZZADS AN SHIET.

>Oh good, we finally got a black person through casting, great diversity hire

>what lines did we give him

EVEN IN HOGWARTS

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I loved the little side story where Ron almost beat up Dean for stealing Ron's broom

His first lines are describing the grim like in OPs pic

THAS RITE BLACK COULD BE ANYWHERE

EVEN IN YOUR WIFE

JOBUS FINDUS

>putting your health at risk for short term enjoyment that in hindsight is meaningless and not fullfilling.

>That bit in the Yule Ball sequence in tGoF when he gets up and steals the mic off of the other band and starts rapping 'Who Shot Ya?'
I can accept deviation from the source material but this seemed too far. Was it ever established that the wizarding world had exposure to Hip Hop

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I've always been curious why this unknown character got so many lines in this movie. I mean, they already had Dean, yet they completely ignored him and let this Black have all the lines.

They got the next best thing since you weren't available manbaby

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I see. I don't think they called though...