>be me
>watch the passion of the Christ
>look it up on wikipedia after finished watching
>its based off a true story and real events
>Jesus Christ actually died for our sins
Be me
Chase Barnes
Jeremiah Cruz
uhh... where to start...
*adjusts fedora*
Je*** Ch*** never existed, it's fiction made by lunatic self-proclaimed priests during the ancient times to control peasants into thinking they should be moral.
Christian King
fedora tipping redditors BTFO
T
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Kevin Sanders
>be Jesus
>be the savior of the jews
>die for their sins
>some greek cunt usurps your teachings
>whites are now saved too
Fucking white people
Cooper Jenkins
wtf I hate jews now
Bentley Young
your a dorable
open a book
Aaron Howard
Wow OP! That's really interesting, thanks for sharing buddy :)
Christopher Watson
>images(6).jpg
Are you retarded?
Robert Jenkins
>watch Blair Witch Project
>check its imdb after im done marthoning it
>its actually not real
WTF!!!
Kevin Rivera
how could he die for sins that hadn't been invented yet? like software piracy?
Samuel Fisher
>mfw i thought i could put all my illegal downloading on my Jesus tab but that probably isn't the case and now i'm going to hell
oh well i'm a massive faggot, I was going down anyway
Justin Green
Really cooking my noodle
Jonathan Foster
Jesus pirated fish and bread. So I guess it isn't a sin.
Tyler Brown
guys, i think op is just avin a giggle
Dominic Ross
>rome actually existed
i seriously didn't learn until college that Rome was real. I thought they were just from an old story.
Nicholas Diaz
>mfw
No wonder the Jews are so antipiracy.
Joseph Flores
>watch amadeus
>mfw ancient germany actually existed
Jacob Rodriguez
>"Based on a true story, but actually the jews didn't do nothing, they loved jesus and the evil white roman men killed the Christ, not the good jewish people." - wikipedia
James Gutierrez
>watch harry potter
>kings cross actually exists
Jace Ortiz
>watching harry potter
>humans actually exist
wow Rowling, what a truly fresh and unique world you've created
Chase Thompson
The burning of women for being evil in Salem was real tho
Lucas Thompson
>watching Schindler's List
>find out the Holocaust didn't exist
Brayden Morales
C H E C K M A T E
Noah Johnson
>watching the lord of the rings
>orcs actually exist
Not you too, Tolkien
Blake Diaz
>Watching Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
>Rats actually exist
It's kinda hard to pin this on Lucas desu