Why doesn't Bluto just eat spinach?
Why doesn't Bluto just eat spinach?
Justin Diaz
Daniel Barnes
Wartime propaganda. Had to create a sense that the "good guys" have access to special resources/means that enemies simply don't.
Liam Mitchell
what is bluto's end game? he has had plenty of opportunities to rape olive over the years, but instead just ties her up, gives her time to scream for help and gets BTFO by popeye.
Jordan Harris
Nukes?
Evan Lewis
he thinks it's a placebo effect and that popeye just always wins because he has random bursts of confidence. but he's too stubborn to try it himself.
Hudson Brooks
Was Bluto, dare I say it, /our/ guy?
Austin Morris
What if Donald ate the spinach?
Jace Lopez
he wants to fuck popeye
Gabriel King
Bluto and Popeye were gay lovers but due to the times they lived in they couldn't express it. Just look at Olive Oyl, no way two heterosexual males would fight over her.
James Butler
This gem came out almost 40 years ago. Robin Williams still manages to look better than Shelley Duvall
Daniel Morgan
Bluto was just wingmanning for Popeye. Chicks dig it when you save them from kidnappings.
Sebastian Bennett
the cancerous arm bulges always freaked me out
Chase Ortiz
>it's just a prank bro
Aaron Morris
The set design for this was awesome
William Fisher
Who could beat him?
Christopher Sullivan
>no way two heterosexual males would fight over her.
kekkekekek
Joseph Gray
that's Saitama-tier
Noah Ramirez
desu she really does look like Olive Oyl
Lincoln Reed
Unstoppable
Kayden Baker
best endgame so far
Hunter Green
>He knocked Bluto so hard, Bluto broke through the time stream and de-aged into an infant
I'm gonna call bullshit on this. This never happened.
Nicholas Sanders
That's actually a pretty good family movie/musical.
Olive/Shelley was hot in a weird way.
Brody Ramirez
the timestream bit is just fluff, but he did hit bluto so hard he turned into a baby.
And what, that's less believable than him knocking bluto into the real world?
Brayden Hall
Canon reason is that he hates the taste.
Although he HAS eaten it once or twice and BTFO'd Popeye.
Justin Smith
>tfw i remember all those episodes
Nicholas Garcia
source nigga
Josiah Turner
He's a total God of Punching
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4:40
TK Punch that can even travel electric lines!
Oliver Morales
>Popeye casually sinking a cruise liner
How many souls perished as a result of this psychopath?
Andrew Morgan
lmao this retard just leaves a baby in the middle of an intersection
Chase Hernandez
I think we're missing the important point here.
How fucking tough is Bluto in order to withstand blows from Popeye? Those punches sink ships, warp reality itself and yet Bluto always recovers after a good beating. This motherfucker doesn't even need to eat spinach.
Caleb Roberts
Nanomachines, son
Nicholas Miller
>that legwork
Carter Johnson
...
Xavier Davis
what the fuck is up with that footwork man?
I dont even think they knew or figured out what the proper way of punching was in that time, wtf why is it that accurate, werent boxers then gods of haymakers, and heres Bluto, with goddamn perfect footwork
Andrew Robinson
Holy fuck I didn't remember Popeye being some kind of evil God
Nathan Wilson
never thought i'd see a fuckin popeye thread
webm is seriously so much better in the context and with sound
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Lucas Gray
Holy shit popeye total madman!
Camden Hill
>0:45
wtf
Robert Thompson
did Raimi had a hand in this?
Oliver Butler
Yes
Austin Anderson
look at those watercolored backgrounds holy fuck. look at the super fluid animation.
then i remember those naruto webm with current day garbage animation.
Oliver Phillips
Fucking doggstroyed
Aaron Brooks
Robert Altman's best work
Anthony Smith
Because then he'd beat the shit out of Pop Eye in about 3 seconds.
Bentley Long
bluto = natty
popeye = drug enhanced freak
Luis Moore
DBZ ripped off popeye
Hudson Rivera
He just wouldn't
Thomas Morris
youtu.be
Olive Oyl is a nurse and they are trying to get hurt so they can be in her care, so Popeye force feeds Bluto spinach.
Robert Nguyen
>waiting 2017 and a Popeye thread to discover anime is unoriginal trash
Aaron Bailey
I wouldn't be surprised, Toriyama is a westaboo to the max.
Kevin Hernandez
jesus christ
Joshua Parker
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Jeremiah Phillips
Who was in the wrong, Bluto or Popeye?
Cameron Cruz
>Why doesn't Bluto just eat spinach?
to show kids that whoever eats their veggies wins?
Easton Perry
I prefer to eat Sunbeam bread like my hero, Hopalong Cassidy, and just gun down my ennemies.
Chase Lee
Bentley Scott
>implying bad guys eat their vegetables
Adam Barnes
Holy fuck, 1934, get your shit together.
Chase Jenkins
Where you were when Olive got BTFO?
Chase Gonzalez
...
Michael Perez
REKT
Nathan Scott
Daily reminder that Pluto was LARGE.
Lucas Morris
I bet it wasn´t even whole-grain.
Disgusting.
Henry Johnson
...
Easton Ortiz
He's a retard that repeats his mistakes
Jeremiah Thompson
Gear Third has Popeye written all over it.