Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight?
Both are intoxicated.
Keep in mind that 1 regularly throws axes around, while the other gets into bar fights when drunk.
They both know some martial arts

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Thor destroys Aquapleb

I'd go with Hemsworth lads, Momoa looks like an edgelord, probably shaves his eyebrows himself to look cool

Hemsworth easy

Wait, does Chris get the added benefit of a drink raging Liam in the corner waiting to strike?

Aquaman looks like a greek god on modern earth so i'll go with him.

Can I play with my pussy while they do it? :3

I'd go with the guy who looks like he's bled in a fight.

sickkunt wins if theyre gonna be pissed
alcohol makes aussies 10 times as strong

So Hemsworth?

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Momoa's 6'4 and Hemsworth is 6'3. But then Momoa has bitch hair, so that's a deduction of at least two inches.

I would cheer for Momoa, but Hemsworth would probably win.

No, Momoa. Look at his eyebrow. Gives me reason to think his pain tolerance is higher.

Hemsworth, when piss drunk, would summon the strength of his convict ancestors and lay waste to that Maori like he was an Abo

this is fake, r- right

Hemsworth.

Momoa's bigger than Hemsworth hands down, also
>Aussies get stronger when drunk
Mate fuck off no one is when drunk, i've seen 3 drunk aussies get the shit beaten into them by a shorter Indonesian bouncer in Bali, aussies are literally just the "We're so quirky xD" type characters of nationalities

Momoa, no doubt.

He wouldn't pull any punches:

youtube.com/watch?v=AiPpfaPsrrM

And he looks like a genuinely scary/deranged motherfucker sometimes:

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He strikes me as the guy who wouldn't back down no matter what Chris threw at him, like a rottweiler.

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Daily reminder Momoa got that scar on his face because someone hit him with a pint glass. He didn't fight

yeah nah get fucked cunt

>three drunken stumbling dyel midgets vs a sober ottermode bouncer

No shit they got their asses handed to them, but this would be more even of a fight

Obviously they lost, Aussie user claimed aussies are stronger when drunk, im pointing out thats just aaussie meme talk

More likely then not.

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Nigga that's a cut from a bar fight,dude got slashed with a broken bottle

Stronger? No
Reckless? Absofuckinglutely

>aussies are literally just the "We're so quirky xD" type characters of nationalities
Why do their men wear purses? Why do their men roam in packs wearing purses? Why do they die in saunas?

momoa would be equally off his face here though wouldnt he
hemsworth holds his drink better than that fucking wog ill thats for fuckin sure

>Why do their men wear purses?

lolwut

No shit, it's kinda why they got the shit kicked into them, one headbutted the bouncer only breaking his own nose and the two others tried doing some kinda spinny flip kicks that landed them on their asses with the bouncer pummelling their heads in.

Where's the video of this?

>one headbutted the bouncer only breaking his own nose and the two others tried doing some kinda spinny flip kicks that landed them on their asses with the bouncer pummelling their heads in.

And you didn't capture this? What the fuck man?

why are you so jelly mate?

Momoa wins in the end, because whether or not he wins in the fight it'll skyrocket his popularity and 'bad boy' image.
Hemsworth is already far more successful / set in hollywood.

It was back in 2006 and i was drunk off my head in Bali why would I?

Big Ben enters the arena

Lulz you stupid twat

>Fat Ben
He'd tire himself out after the first punch is thrown

Why are they taking advantage of an alcoholic?

dundees probably smelled the alcohol in im

Pretty sure there are thousands of similar bouncer vs drunk videos on youtube you could watch though

Except this particular instance had drunk Aussies doing spinny kicks

Boipucci not allowed sorry

filename: marvel tries to stop ben from directing batman

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only with two aussies againts a bouncer

Momoa is more trashy, but Hemsworth might just glass the fucker.

They're actors, so it's probably someone else in the bar that steps in between their slap fight and puts both of them down.

>Hemsworth
>slap fight
M8

>pretty boy

>slap fight

Yeah.

Semen destroys sThoroids
Semen has been a big guy since for ever, not some boipussy that juiced up a few years ago for a movie.

He was a twink up until game of thrones.

>I don't know shit and looked for a really really old picture
whatever you want to believe buddy

Regardless of the one inch height difference, hemsworth is so much bigger than him. He'd send him to a realm unknown

>having dreads means your buff

Hemsworth easily.

Aussies are like wild retard animals where as Hawaians are just low iq losers.

Hems would maul him

Chris would have 2 brothers aside him so I'd say Chris. Which celebrity is alone while drunk

>doing the meme dance
>scary

Also, Thor is clearly taller.

write a smut fanfic looks promising

Hemmy ftw

bump

Hemsworth. He's a straya cunt, he's got the experience of a thousand bar brawls

I'LL GLASS YER YOU WOG CUNT

Kek, I was waiting for this

Liam looks like such a bitch. I bet he threw a few pussy slaps while Chris was mauling the guy.

You're shitting me right? He looks like he's about to rip dudes head off

What are you on about? Liam's a little a bitch and twig compared to Chris probably wouldn't even dare start a ome on one fight unless he had a friend to back him up, in that photo he looks like the exact kinda guy who'd have his friend "hold him back" while shouting profanities and once the other dude starts shit, he just pisses off like some pussy.

I feel like the other Hemsworth brothers would definitely jump in if it was getting a bit dicey

M8, Liam's the one who probably gets the most shit for being with a literal whore and having a shit career, I imagine it doesn't take much for him to jump into a rough situation

Momoa. When he isn't doing Thor movies Hemsworth is pretty lanky. Momoa is always pretty built. I imagine he would smash Chris' face in.

>tfw your brothers have 10/10 aesthetics and height while you are an average looking manlet
His life must be suffering