I AM A FLOPPPPPPPP

>I AM A FLOPPPPPPPP
woah i think disney went too meta with this line

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>It's a 'autist on Sup Forums thinks every movie with a high budget that doesn't gross a billion is a flop' episode

>its a disney literally does think along those lines episode

it's been outgrossed domestically by Sing and it didn't catch on it foreign countries.

it's a flop, dude.

For Disney, it's a flop if a movie they make doesn't catch on. Less ticket sales means less toy sales and less merchandise sales and less DVD sales and so on and so forth.

For Disney, this isn't just about one movie but rather selling an entire line of products based on this intellectual property. There's much more money behind this movie than their posted budget (which is always way lower than it really is). In terms of launching the next big thing (which is what Disney wanted to do), it failed big time with Moana.

Adding new princesses to their rooster is big time for Disney, you are retarded if you can't see that.

>made less than half of what a furry buddy cop movie made
>even though it was released at prime time during holiday season
>even though Disney thought it was their bread winner

It's all just a little bit of history repeating.

They've added princesses in 5 of their last 8 movies.

this

Hopefully this means Disney will try to make up money by giving the full-resolution model of Moana to porn-makers for a fee on the sly.

Proof that not even shitskins want shitskin princesses. It's all about whitey. Will Jews use CGI to make actresses look white even after the white race is genocided?

Fuck off, Sup Forums.

How'd you get out of the oven, Shekelberg?

Sup reddit

Not an argument

Aladdin was a huge hit, so I don't think the characters being brown really matters as far as the film under-performing goes.

DAS RAYSIS!!!

flop
/fläp/

informal
(of a performer or show)

be completely unsuccessful; fail totally.
"prime-time dramas that flopped in the US market"

synonyms: be unsuccessful, fail, not work, fall flat, founder, misfire, backfire, be a disappointment, do badly, lose money, be a disaster.

Sing was so fucking bad. I watched it with my niece and nephew. Decided to put my feet up in the theater and go to sleep

For a company like disney a 150 million needs to at least reach the ~700-800m to be considered a good investment. Moana is at the very least underpeforming.


The question is: why? the movie uses the same formula as the other disney animation. Was it the competition? Was it the fact that the character is not a cute white blonde that we want to see porn about it? How is the moana rule34 doing in comparison with frozen and tangled?

My complaint is that tropical islands are very boring because they are so small in movies, the island should have been bigger with monsters and shit.

i think the main problem is that she was not white washed.If instead of making a "cute" abbo they made darkskined "arian"(basically draw a white girl,paint it brown) people would probably watch it more.

But she is just the other CG princesses with darker skin tone and wavy hair

and a wider nose and facial structure.

She has a Negroid facial structure that was smoothed a little so she could still be considered pretty enough by mainstream audiences.But if they went further and made a darkskinned instead of a abboo it would be more attractive to non-children audiences.

that's different though, and not what that user was saying.

the problem isn't with the lead being brown, it's being brown AND female

a brown woman is at the lowest of society in western civilization, even their men would rather fuck white women

sad desu

>not wanting the Chocolate gf

>shameless niggerlover on Sup Forums

really makes you think, right?

Good luck finding your Pure White Woman(tm)

>150 million budget
>Already made 482.5 million

How is that a flop? Even if it had a heavy advertising budget it still made a good chunk of money.

...

>black woman ages 12-25 more likely than any other race to have had an abortion

I ain't puttin my dick near any haunted pussy

Wew lad.

Post a high yellow or kill yourself.

Glad to see someone can appreciate the need for Chocolate Disney Princesses

>saving pictures of animals

Dude, it didn't even gross $100 Trillion. It completely bombed.

Hamana hamana hamana.

>not being attracted to other animals
I want robots to leave and stay leave.

I have to admit I feel like the just hasn't really been any buzz around it. I've seen it talked about more on Sup Forums than anywhere else, haven't even heard any friends or family talking about having seen it. That's pretty unusual for a Disney movie.

Nobody wants to see shitskin potato faces.
They want aryan beauties.

this is why frozen and tangled went over and this didn't

Sorry lad, with qts like this on tv everyone is going to want a taste. I'm just ahead of the curve.

>not wanting bestiality
Pure distilled omega

>lilo and stitch

fuck off Sup Forums

>On January 27, 2017, a sing-along version of Moana will be released in more than 2,000 theaters in the United States, featuring on-screen lyrics.[54]

>First film since Frozen to get this honor

lol, yeah it flopped. Besides, Disney have Zootropolis' billion. I love that they still take risks like this and had the decency to tell a story for the brown kids out there. Kudos Disney.

The models for the hair alone would be worth millions. But wouldn't SFM makers still need renderfarms to get anything that good?

d

Did Lion King underperform?

There's not a madman on the Disney animation team mad enough to have modeled their characters nude r-right?
Renderfarms aren't really a thing anymore

I didn't even know that this had been released.

I did
When Finding Dory came out I didn't even realize it existed until it already made a billion

I enjoyed this movie. But I agree it wasnt successful to disneys standard.

Its expected that abunch of spit dribbling Sup Forums morons in this thread would be saying its a "MUH RACE" Issue. But the real reason this movie didnt do as good is because there was barely any hype. I never saw commercials for it and only ever read about it online. I personally think your welcome is way catchier than let it go.

idk. Maybe they should of added more monsters into the movie

>edgy white kids contributing to lowered white birth rates

ayyyy lmao see you later endangered species faggots

it was on their B list for projects and they weren't expecting it to be a hit

I'd kill to see some WDAS porn, you just need to tweak the models to add in breasts and hips.

Dude, it didn't even break a quadrillion USD. It's a total flop.

You know just as much as I that there always has been. He may have just taken is work home and finished it up, but it exists and it's made by official hands.

Sing is the type of movie that gets made EVERY FUCKING YEAR by simply throwing cheap, once-popular music over animated animals, hiring big name actors, and then calling it a fucking day.

Everyone eats this shit up because throwing kids into a theater for 90 minutes is preferable to actual parenting. I'm sick of them but they're a necessary evil.

The marketing blitz wasn't there, nobody knew what the fuck the movie was about other than some Poly girl and the Rock. That's all the motivation I need, but that's not gonna convince tens of millions.

And as others have said, even if it makes it's production and marketing budgets back, if it's not pushing disc sales, playsets, dolls, shampoo, dresses, etc., then it's not the kind of success Disney wants with their "New Disney Princess!" film.

Time for Frozen 2, Frozed.

Eh, race does tend to feature into it as the paying demographics for kids movies and expensive toys, whites and asians, do look for it. (see Frozen outstripping everything else Disney has done for ages)
I agree though that the reason this is a total flop and not just a mediocre release like Princess and the Frog is because of the lack of hype.

What do you guys think of this?

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Still unsure myself but I may watch it anyway. More Rapunzel is always good

>black women
>white birth rates
American edumacashion.

>race
Then why was zootopia the highest grossing? Only ANIMALS IN THAT.

Looks ugly and blocky. I guess they figure they can take a hit on Tangled by doing this, and leave the high budget stuff for Frozen.

You're never going to help birth rates if you keep holding out for an imagined woman that hasn't existed for a century

I would literally rather be without children, than have a disgusting half-breed with that ape.

Do Disney shills really think this strawman convinces anyone?

I see this posted every time a Disney movie underperforms.

>help birth rates
Explain again how spawning mulattos would help white birth rates?
>imagined woman
He says while posting heavily photoshopped pictures of blacks caked in make-up and wearing hairweaves.

Case in point

>you're contributing to lower white births!
>i'll just fuck these niggers and make non-whites

You are retarded.

Your post didn't even make a sextillion quid. You really think it's worth reading?

Lion King = Zootopia
Pocahontas = Moana

The real point is constantly people saying movies that make 300 million dollars are flops. I know you hate disney but come on.

>muh Disney

I can't wait for James Cameron to blow the fuck out of every Disney movie ever made again with Avatar 2. Jesus christ you Disney faggots are insufferable.

Lion King was a year before Pocahontas.

Avatar 2 is going to flop. The 3D CGI hype is gone. Impressive visuals are coming with every blockbuster now.

>haha, u disagree with me because you are a Disneyfag and/or are getting paid, because I said so, so I win, haha
Is that how you typically "win" arguments, senpai?

>no u
>fails to reproduce at all

god I hate children

Songs were generic as fuck and theres ws nothing interesting going on. Shitty adventurem shitty villain crab and shitty main characters. I wasted 1,5 hour when watching it

Timeframe is irrelevant. TLK was their B team project, Pocahontas was their A team. TLK was far more successful, just as Zootopia.

>makes more niggers
>actually doesn't fuck anything anyway
Nigger women don't like pasty virgins like you anyway, and you should be glad.

>always posting this shit with 0 facts or articles

2 seconds of google and a random forbes article:
>Moana has already earned $225 million domestic, making it the fourth-biggest non-Pixar Disney animated offering ever in North America, behind only Zootopia ($341m and also presumably getting a Best Animated Feature nomination), Frozen ($400m) and The Lion King ($422m including the 3D reissue). It has earned $450m worldwide, putting it within spitting distance of Wreck-It Ralph ($471m).


I don't understand why OP even wastes his time

>people would rather watch a talking fox and talking rabbit, an actual animals than any black character

make you think

Is Sup Forums ever right about anything?

>shitty villain crab

you wish you were shiny faggot

Big, chocolate titties

>you wish you were a faggot who is shiny
I think you mean "You wish you were shiny, faggot".

Yup, pretty forgettable and forced antagonist with even more generic song.

There was this manager at my first job who was black as the night and hot as hell. Bubbly personality too. I'd marry that in a second if she wasn't out of my league.

>The question is: why?
Disney made way too many animated movies last year. They over saturated the market so by the time Moana came out people had enough already

>>you wish you were a faggot who is shiny
That's not what that means.

The way you want to read it implies "Shiny Faggot" is the name of a person.

I see a lot of people on tumblr still making content about Frozen and Zootopia but Moana practiacally doens't exist. Like no one is aware that it was released.

people dont like Samoans then

>no cute characters
>no catchy songs
>no shipping possibilities
>no developed universe for any form of fanfiction

Creators of Moana fucked up big time. Disney probably thought that they will earn them bucks like Byron Howard did with Zootopia. But literally no one give a fuck about Hawaian lore and mythos.

People like Samoans fine, everybody loves Dwayne Johnson. It was just a boring paint-by-numbers princess flick. Also, her pet animal was an ugly chicken. No one likes chickens or thinks chickens are cute. Pocahontas had an adorable trash panda, Frozen had a cute reindeerdog, Tangled had a cool hoers, etc etc. You don't give the Disney princess an adorable accessory animal, you tank in sales.

And she was 16. You don;t make them too young or theres no one interested in shipping her. Especially with the only male character looking like ugly gorilla.

Little girls don't want some Pocahontas rip off. They want actual prettty princess in a dress and pretty Prince.
Moana tried to appease SJW with "strong black female who need no love interest" and they failed miserably. Zootopia did another good job by making a good shippable characters who aren't actually shipped but make viewers wanting to ship them.

Moana is the best. Go see it.

It has masculinity that isn’t toxic. It has a hero’s journey by a young woman and doesn’t nerf the heroine at all.

The relationships feel real.

There is no romance anywhere at all ever.

The caricatured comic relief is a slightly addled chicken, who still manages to help a couple times.

Her grandma is best grandma.

There are a variety of body and facial shapes for the women.

“I’m NOT a princess. I’m the daughter of the chief.” “You wear a dress. You have an animal companion. You’re a princess.”

I am not Polynesian so I do not know how accurate the mythology is, but I have heard both praise and criticism from Polynesian people. It apparently mixed, matched, and meshed stories and traditions, which usually causes a mixed reaction.

There was no overt obvious racism that was obvious to me It seemed like it was respectful and celebratory, if not 100% accurate?.

What is toxic masculinity?

It's when a hot dominate chad doesn't waste his time fucking a tumblr landwhale.

a gay SJW buzzword that says traditional male attitudes are "problematic"

t. Moana's director