Why do Greeks have such a small penises?

Why do Greeks have such a small penises?

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t. tinypenis :DDD

These statues are supposed to be desexualized, as to draw more attention to the overall aesthetics of the male body. As such the genitals are heavily downsized.

The BBC myth is exactly the opposite: in order to overly sexualize black men (and therefore make them more like beasts rather than fellow men), the white man created the myth that all blacks are hung like donkeys.

This makes sense in a society with even a modicum of modesty. In one as sex obsessed as ours, it results in sluts laughing at high art while sucking black cocks in a museum bathroom.

Might as well ask why Greeks have such chiseled bodies. It's the same question that at least channels your ignorance into a compliment.

They are growers, not showers. I remember my cousin being fascinated with the fact that my penis could grow so much. Even brought one of her friends once to see it.

Because it's elegant, you nasty, uncultured big dicked orangutan!

actually it's a pretty big statue the penis is probably the size of your arm

big penises are not aesthetic

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Lmao small penis and a manlet!

>David
>greek

I heard somewhere that at the time smaller penises were considered more attractive

also, his dick isn't erect, and most people have small members when flaccid

>Jews
>Not Greek converts

Why are men not allowed to have small penises?

Greeks believed short bepis was a sign of masculanity and moderation
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t. 4"

ITT: dicklets

t. 17cm

>Belgian education

I heard that the greeks thought that having a big dick was a sign of stupidity

Big penises were seen as something savage/animalistic, and giving into lust was seen as being a brainlet.
Kind of like when people think girls with big boobs are loose.

I read that they were modeled after Olympic tournament guys and because penis sort of returns into its skin due to athletic effort.

>big dick gets laid and reproduces effortlessly no matter where on this Earth he's located
>small dick buys an expensive car, a mansion and designer clothes, climbs to a position of power and despite all gets to raise a child fathered by the big dick

Have you ever wondered why humans are getting taller and their penises bigger?

I think you need to lay off the fetish porn. Women are shitty judges of penis sizes.

it's not about that
it's about art and giving offerings to the their gods

Because ancient greeks already knew feminines penises are cute.

Does your penis retract or erect after removing kebab?

David's supposed to be looking at Goliath, adrenaline makes benis shrink.

>This makes sense in a society with even a modicum of modesty. In one as sex obsessed as ours, it results in sluts laughing at high art while sucking black cocks in a museum bathroom.

well said

Nothing Serbs conspired with muslims in the past and failed to remove anything in the 90's

You don't need much of a big penis to hit prostates and fucking women was considered gay back then

>greeks

>turkposting

What's wrong with you degenerates, we were only like 10 year old exploring each others bodies like normal cousins do.

And don't miss tomorrow's editition of the things OP's mom said - We've managed to pull out the tank out of there, but the crew is still missing.