Recorded some kino for you, also /hpgeneral/
jelly!
they sold cool stuff too
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redditfags where are you
I remember these from childhood, they also had chocolate frogs that were filled with red jello or turkish delight iirc
Jesus Christ, I mean it goes without saying but even with a live orchestra it still manages to be one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
cool beans :3
Was the film playing in the background the entire time?
yes they played the whole music while the film was running, they even put subtitles on because sometimes the music was louder
>Jesus Christ, I mean it goes without saying but even with a live orchestra it still manages to be one of the dullest
Stop making openings. You aren't good at it. Let the other guy do it when he comes back.
next year chamber of secrets
look at the the filename, its a new person each time
Soundtracks for 3 4 and 6 are also fantastic
Could you hear the english audio for the most part though?
Hence why I said "let the other guy do it when he comes back".
I'm fully aware this isn't the autist who started this. Just a copycat looking for (You)s but he is isn't funny and fucked up the image making the image unfunny too.
>Eeeee Eee Eeee
Trying too hard at this point.
No it isn't you fucking autist. The pasta autist legit has a fucking grudge against people liking hp so he autistically tries to shit up every thread. His intro are so fucking salty. People repost sometimes but he shitposts 12 hours a day
Awful intro please apply yourself.
Thats so fucking cringey. Please don't actually wear graphic tshirts
hp is boring as fuck, only 10 year olds could find this gay shit entertaining
it was german, yes u heard everything, maybe 4-5 words i didnt hear the whole 3 hours
This copypasta is getting old...