Why won't Kevin just go away? Who funds him?

Why won't Kevin just go away? Who funds him?

is it wrong to hate kevin smith just because he's a fat fuck who lives off of nerd culture?

He peaked at his first movie and has been coasting ever since.

no
even if he made oscar-worthy kino i'd still hate him for this shit

I can't tell if his daughter is attractive or not.

>I'm going to name my kid after a whore character from a cartoon

>pull short straw on blind date roulette
>get stuck with harley
>forced to sit through lackluster blowjob from kevin's deadeyed offspring
>fake an O to get it over with
>forced to meet the Smith's afterwards
>kevin won't stop talking about how much his wife's brown POWNZ his penis
>try not to retch while kevin finished his trough
>thank them for their time
>shake harley's hand and roll around at the speed of sound away
>never call her back
>block it from your mind
until now

I think his daughter is cute. I think....?

>tfw

Everyone says that Clerks is a decent movie and he went to shit after that but I think it's terrible, the acting makes me want to pull my eyes out.

I know it's supposed to be low budget but usually the charm of low budged comedy comes from decent performances, everybody in Clerks came across like they had autism.

I don't think I've ever seen one of his films and enjoyed it past a mildly entertaining distraction.

This might sound a bit hyperbolic but I hope he literally dies soon.

Bet his wife has been thinking this every new year.

>Those pants
what the fuck USA?

What? He dresses like an idiot? Who cares.

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I don't get the decision to make this movie.
If you hire your own daughter and want to prove she can act, want to help her have a career, wouldn't a more legitimate, good movie be better? Like a drama or something.

What's the movie about?

>Who funds him?
Johnny Depp?

Why would Kevin Smith make a drama when he's built a career from memes? I doubt he can just turn around and switch to legitimate drama at the drop of a hat.

Tusk is the worst movie I have ever seen.

Unbearable.

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>Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie are two average 15-year-old girls that spend their days studying yoga with their guru, Yogi Bayer, and working an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. The two are invited to a party by a popular senior, Hunter Calloway, who is the object of Colleen M's affections.

>The next day at school, the girls' history teacher informs the class that the Nazi Party once had an influence in Winnipeg. Led by the self-proclaimed "Canadian Führer" Adrien Arcand and his right-hand-man, Andronicus Arcane, the Canadian Nazis were once a great force of terror. Arcand was later arrested by Federal authorities, but Andronicus Arcane was never found.

>Colleen C's father Bob, who own the Eh-2-Zed, and his girlfriend Tabitha, the store's manager, decide to take a spontaneous trip to Niagara Falls, leaving the girls to run the store on the night of Hunter's party. The Colleens invite Hunter to bring the party to the store so that they won't miss out. Colleen M escorts Hunter to the back room at his request, only to discover that Hunter and Gordon are actually Satanists who wish to sacrifice and dismember the Colleens. Before this can occur, an army of little monsters called Bratzis (one-foot-tall Nazis made from bratwurst) attack and kill Hunter and Gordon. Using their yoga skills, the Colleens fight and defeat the Bratzis, but are soon arrested for the murder of Hunter and Gordon.

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>Legendary man-hunter Guy LaPointe, who had an encounter with the Colleens once before, arrives at the police station to interrogate the girls. Having obtained some of his own evidence of the Bratzis, he believes the girls' testimony and wishes to help them prove their innocence. After sneaking them out of the station and taking them back to the Eh-2-Zed, LaPointe and the Colleens are knocked unconscious by the Bratzis. They are taken to an underground lair beneath the store where they find the Bratzis' master, Andronicus Arcane.

>Arcane reveals to LaPointe and the Colleens that he once had dreams of becoming an artist. After having his work ridiculed by various critics, he decided to become a scientist for the Canadian Nazi movement. The Nazis hid him in the underground lair to create a clone army to conquer Canada and the United States. The clones, made from bratwurst and Arcane's DNA, needed to incubate for 100 years before they were fully grown, so Arcane cryogenically froze himself until a time where he and his clones could rise again. This process was interrupted when a power outage at the Eh-2-Zed 70 years later caused Arcane to thaw and the clones' incubation to stop, rendering them at just one foot in height. Learning that the Nazi Party had long since been defeated, Arcane began a new mission to kill all critics as revenge for those that poorly reviewed his early work. He reveals he has constructed a ten-foot-tall goaltender from body parts of the Bratzis' victims to carry out his murderous deeds. This "Goalie Golem" is controlled by the Bratzis who operate it from its insides. No longer wishing to follow Arcane's orders, the Golem kills him and then turns on the Colleens. The Colleens once again use their yoga skills to defeat the Golem and soon after, clear their names.

>After being dubbed "Hero Clerks" by the media, the Colleens return to their normal lives and end the film with a cover of "O, Canada", accompanied on guitar by Guy LaPointe.

This. Should really use some of his connections to put her as a small role in an actually good film, rather than make her act in this shit.

Well he does CW capeshit now, those have a lot of drama, soap opera drama, but still better than Yoga Hosers. Better suited as a showcase of the talent that I assume his daughter has or at least Kevin thinks she does.

Because both he and Depp are pervs.

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That bitch has a round fucking head. Like someone painted her face on a pumpkin.

Absolutely disgusting.

That's never been acceptable here unless you're a juggalo.

where are the *BRAAAP* webms?

Her ears are half the size of his face

what the fuck

I wanna fuck that pumpkin

Both look deformed.

THICC

That is fucking dumb

you are like a little baby

Why? Because I can recognize the size of things relative to other things?

I don't think little babies are very good at that

maybe not your babies

Sounds awful.

Depp girl looks like she lives off of crystal meth and candy cigarettes

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