*band walks on stage*

>*band walks on stage*
>WHATS GOING ON (city name)?

uhhh listenin 2 ur music thx

>band says absolutely nothing during the whole show
>just walks onstage, plays their songs and leaves without a word
ugh

>band walks on stage
>they have two drummers

>band walks on stage
>it isn't the same band

>*band walks on stage*
>PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF

hi

>WHAT THE FUCK IS UP COACHELLA

>(city name) YOU FUCKING ROCK
>YOU'RE THE BEST AUDIENCE WE'VE EVER PLAYED TO

>THANK YOU (city name)!
>GOODNIGHT!

>(city) you better be louder than (other city)
>audiencescreamsofagony.flac
>woah (city) I'd say you blew (other city) out of the water!

>tfw when you realise they say that at every gig

>band member tells dumb joke
>audience laughs hysterically

just play the music you fucking soyboys

>GOODNIGHT!
>It's 2 in the morning

>band starts tuning guitars
>frontman tells jokes

>band walks onstage
>band walks offstage
>no concert is held

>vocalist talks about random shit for 5+ minutes between every song
>vocalist gets drunker and drunker as the set goes on to the point of forgetting/slurring lyrics

>band member yells at crowd for moshing too hard

>*musician walks on stage*
>*says nothing and starts playing*
>*set ends*
>"uh.. t- thanks for listening"
>nervously speed walks off stage

The best

>its a 25 min gig without breaks

>band member stops the song to white knight a girl being groped/knocked over

>lead singer calls out Drumpf

>weak effeminate band member
>"yo bro stop that shit or I'm gonna come fuck you up"

Loving every laugh

basically king gizzard

>crowd member yells "COME FIGHT ME PUSSY!"
>band members face when

>crowd member shouts "play freebird"
>people laugh

>band member and audience actually get into fight

GOOD EVENING [CITY NAME]!
[joke about the city based on outdated stereotypes]
[gives a probably made up anecdote about something crazy that happened to him in the city before the show]
[hypes up a new song that nobody wants to hear]

>tfw Billie Joe got the name of my city completely wrong

>*band walks on stage*
>HOW YA DOIN (mispronounces city name)?

>audience throws beer at lead singer
>clearly wasnt meant in a bad way
>lead singer almost starts crying

>band plays deep cut
>the one guy in the crowd who knows it goes insane

>audience goes mental at a song at starts throwing their drinks everywhere
>drinks go over the equipment and malfunction
>band member goes ballistic and storms off the stage

>meme rap artist still has autotune turned on
>ThAnK yOU [city name]
This had happened TWICE (two times)

>Band asks crowd if they return next time

>band plays in japan
>ARIGATOOOO

Whether you're just memeing or not, this is 10x better than speaking between every song and making the crowd do dumb shit. Or maybe it's just my autistic trauma from playing in a band where the guitarist did that annoyingly.

Yung Lean did this once
It was amazing and I'm so glad he just did what I paid him to do

Mac?

>Someone in crowd boos
>"Get out of my concert you asshole!"
>Crowd cheers roar through the arena

MGMT?

>We get some rules to follow
>*kicks photographer in the face*
>That and this, these and those
>*cuts own face*
>No one knows
>*calls audience retards*

Me at Chili Peppers gigs

>Band doesn't even know where they are
>Asks crowd what city they're in
> Decides to refer to venue as region/state
>WHATS UP NOR CAL

>>WHATS UP NOR CAL
there is literally (literally) nothing wrong with saying shit like this

>Lead singer suddenly stops singing and hols microphone to crowd
>No one sings along

>Someone takes their phone out to take pictures of an event that is clearly important enough to them that they want to immortalize it
>Frontman has an autistic freakout, rants about how people are too focused on their phones nowadays, and tells them to get out

>singer jumps into the crowd to crowd surf
>no one catches him

>band starts concert with a speech about how moshing is dangerous
>then, throw whole mic stand and a guitar into the audience during the last song

>support band
>ask the crowd to sing along

Thats not even the worst part, I saw them live in Detroit (Scary night) and made a big deal about drinking a cup of water thinking the water crisis was in Detroit and not Flint

>50 year old guy of the tribute band comes on stage wearing a scar and sleeve less shirts showing the tattoos he got 30 years ago
You all know that concert

WE LOVE YOU NAAAASSHHHVILLLEEEEEEEE

>GOOD EVENING (name of the country's capital city, roughly 3 hours by car away from where the concert actually is)

>White Rabbits

IM A MAN OF WEALTH, AND FAME

>they have two drummers
>who together sound like one below average drummer

>Band is opening for another, bigger band
>They're actually way better than the actual band I paid to see

>band has no sympathy for people in the crowd getting destroyed

This happened to me when I went to see Guns n Roses right after Chinese Democracy. Axl got a lot of boos that night. It was an unpleasant experience.

>tfw seeing them in May

I don't care if they're old now, I'm gonna get drunk and dance all night

>band playing experimental rock
>idiots in audience start moshing
>singer tells them to stop and calls them faggots
Actually happened to me, points for guessing

>band talk about something about politics
>their next song has nothing to do with politics

>Punk band starts preaching about communism
>Punk band starts shitting on the town they're playing in because it's racist

>frontman vomits on the crowd

>punk band

>band is all onstage
>most of the set is just the singer and his acoustic guitar

>Band hires photographer for concert
>They keep doing gimmicky things that interfere with the show but look cool in picture form (like laying on the stage and screaming in the mic)

In my city punk bands are the most conservative

Speaking of which, anyone going to Modest Mouse in Oakland? I've never seen them live before and idk what to expect

>James' talks with the audience in between some songs during the Worldwired tour
I love that shit

This happened to me when I went to see Children of Bodom

>It's the 5 40 year olds with a midlife crisis festival band

>singer tells short story about something he did in town before the show
Jeff Mangum plays Frisbee every time he comes to Louisville, apparently.

What was the opening band?

>mfw my dad was in one of those
>He brought me on stage everytime and told the crowd "This is my son , say hi to the crowd user"

For the life of me I can't remember, everyone seemed to enjoy it though.

this reminds me of how jim morrison used to make fun of this cliche. he would go on stage and just start saying hello to different cities "hello detroit ... how ya feeling seattle ... you looking good dallas". jim was too based for this world

This shit is so stupid.

I paid money to see this band. I can take a damn photo if I want. Don't tell me how to spend my concert experience.

>punk band starts preaching about national bolshevism

>like laying on the stage and screaming in the mic
How would that interfere with the show?

>singer replaces the name of a town in one of the lyrics of a song to the name of the town the show is in

>You guys were great tonight

not true btw

>arena selling metal artist screams city name over mozart
this actually happened

>band's stage crew pass a giant flag with malala yousawhateverthefuck's face on it into the crowd to pass around the venue
I fucking hated that concert.

>HELLO TORONTO CANADA
>like 3 hours away from Toronto
>MAN I'VE GOT TO SAY, CANADA HAS THE BEST WEED
>*Lights blunt*
And the show was still hype as fuck

name TEN (10) nigerian avant-garde jazz bands that did this

What city and tour was it? I might go look for it because I'm curious

LIGHTS OUT LIGHTS OUT CHICAGO

>guitarist tells everyone not to take pictures then takes pictures of the audience at the end of the show

>singer replaces lyric in older song with a slightly similar lyric in a newer song

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

no they actually did say stuff, I remember going to their show

>modern rap concert
>they just play the studio version of the song and the rapper occasionally shouts on the mic

>HELLO (city name)
>YOU'RE OUR NUMBER ONE FAVOURITE PLACE TO PLAY AT

a week later

>HELLO (city name)
>you guys kinda suck to be honest

>walks on stage without saying a word and immediately jumps into hour long set with no breaks
>show ends
>walks off stage without saying a word

Saw BB in boston and he totally did this, i actually really appreciated it. we don't go to shows to hear artists attempt to small talk with a crowd of people they dont even know

I'm torn on this, because on one hand, it's retarded to play ''live'' with the studio backing track but it would also be terrible if the rappers tried to rap and sing live because they can't

>Lead singer keeps asking what the audience thinks of their new songs in between each one
>shitty 9gag tier drumpf gifs on the screen in the background

GOODNIGHT SPRINGTON

THERE WILL BE NO ENCORES