I'm here to save Sup Forums. I am a borderline autistic neet who spends roughly 16 hours on Sup Forums a day...

I'm here to save Sup Forums. I am a borderline autistic neet who spends roughly 16 hours on Sup Forums a day, and have been lurking since 2006. I need janitor or mod status to get rid of all the blacked/cuckold/CP threads posted every hour.

I am a self starter and can visually assess every thread with one glance in the catalogue, in less than a second. Please make me a janitor/mod of Sup Forums so I can start fixing it.

My most recent work experience is being the "dullest franchise" poster, I'm excited to start making this board a better place.

what's your stance on raimi posting?

How much do you anticipate to earn?

Off topic

>implying Sup Forums can be saved

>I am a borderline autistic neet who spends roughly 16 hours on Sup Forums a day, and have been lurking since 2006
You're actually already disqualified(not even memeing)

The totally not real leaks from a few years ago showed they want people who are rarely on and have been using the site for less than 5 years

I hate this place.

This is a very sophisticated thread, i'm proud of you, OP

What is your position on Sheev posting? What is better trick, spinning or high ground?

>implying BLACKED threads are not the kino we deserve

This image always makes me sad. Is there a single woman that doesn't turn into a cruel bitch when she realizes she can do whatever she wants to 50% of the population of the whole world because they want to knock her up, or do they all end up becoming cynical when the menstrual cycles hit?

Clever in small doses, a lot of people are bad at it.
I want them to match my current Sup Forums salary
1 meta thread per board
I think it's worth trying don't care what you think
Me too but I'm going to fix it
Thank you user, write your moderators a recommendation about me
Spinning, I wish sheev could have taught Anakin more about high ground though

This picture is about the progression of the average oldfag Sup Forums poster, what the fuck are you on about?

It's surreal and uncanny how accurate it is.

That's very impressive OP but it says here that you don't own a Sup Forums pass...Care to explain?

he does it FOR FREE

I'd vote for you OP.

You sound like a go-getter, but this is actually a case interview. I have spread 4 shitpost threads around this board. If you can find them and report back to me in less than 60 minutes, the Janitorship is yours.

This is why you don't have friends

>This picture is about the progression of the average oldfag Sup Forums poster,
No it's not, fuck off. The last panel are mostly newfags who came here from the fappening.

Whats your favorite movie?

the dark knight rises

woah wtf does that have to do with the image but to answer your question you have to treat women like dirt so they stick to you like mud. Or else they will walk all over you like you said. Now stop being a numale cuck

It's my idea that the monetization of Sup Forums will lead to preferential treatment for those able to contribute monetarily, breaching the idea of anonimity this site was founded on.
Trick question, studies indicate that this is 95% likely the only thread that isn't a shit post
Of what genre?

You have my vote. Cunny/Blacked posters need the gas.

Thriller or Comedy.

I've been here since 2014. I know all there is to know about Sup Forums and it's epic memes but now it's all gone to shit. I need mod status to make Sup Forums great again.

I disagree.

the cunny bot CANNOT be stopped. it can only be slowed

North by Northwest (1959) - Thriller
Duck Soup (1933) - Comedy

if i was a Sup Forums id ban all redditors and signs of redddit m4ga

With the amount that I'm on Sup Forums, I could slow it down greatly. If I had mod status I could find a way to autoban their keywords/images.

Bumping till I get janni status

What are you gonna replace all that stuff with huh?
Without all that stuff the board's traffic will be too small and Hiroshima will shut it down.

t. kissless virgin

It's not the janitors/moderators job to create content. I would continue to contribute though. I cant see this board ever having less traffic than say /diy/, which isn't on the chopping block anyway.

good thread op

The only way to save this place is to delete it.

your stance on baneposting?

One active bane posting thread at a time. Clever OC can be OK once I'm a while.

Part of board culture in a lot of ways.

hm
acceptable

You're a NICE GUY

I'd also like to add that I've only masturbated to interracial porn a handful of times. I prefer girl/girl and bondage.

Perhaps he's wondering why we don't range ban when throwing someone off the boarf?