I'm here to save Sup Forums. I am a borderline autistic neet who spends roughly 16 hours on Sup Forums a day, and have been lurking since 2006. I need janitor or mod status to get rid of all the blacked/cuckold/CP threads posted every hour.
I am a self starter and can visually assess every thread with one glance in the catalogue, in less than a second. Please make me a janitor/mod of Sup Forums so I can start fixing it.
My most recent work experience is being the "dullest franchise" poster, I'm excited to start making this board a better place.
Ryan Long
what's your stance on raimi posting?
Isaac Cook
How much do you anticipate to earn?
Kayden Peterson
Off topic
Adrian Bennett
>implying Sup Forums can be saved
Anthony Phillips
>I am a borderline autistic neet who spends roughly 16 hours on Sup Forums a day, and have been lurking since 2006 You're actually already disqualified(not even memeing)
The totally not real leaks from a few years ago showed they want people who are rarely on and have been using the site for less than 5 years
Christopher Morgan
I hate this place.
Dominic Hill
This is a very sophisticated thread, i'm proud of you, OP
Aaron Butler
What is your position on Sheev posting? What is better trick, spinning or high ground?
Jace Russell
>implying BLACKED threads are not the kino we deserve
Andrew Wood
This image always makes me sad. Is there a single woman that doesn't turn into a cruel bitch when she realizes she can do whatever she wants to 50% of the population of the whole world because they want to knock her up, or do they all end up becoming cynical when the menstrual cycles hit?
Brandon Brooks
Clever in small doses, a lot of people are bad at it. I want them to match my current Sup Forums salary 1 meta thread per board I think it's worth trying don't care what you think Me too but I'm going to fix it Thank you user, write your moderators a recommendation about me Spinning, I wish sheev could have taught Anakin more about high ground though
Josiah Turner
This picture is about the progression of the average oldfag Sup Forums poster, what the fuck are you on about?
It's surreal and uncanny how accurate it is.
Jaxson Wright
That's very impressive OP but it says here that you don't own a Sup Forums pass...Care to explain?
Brandon Foster
he does it FOR FREE
Anthony Long
I'd vote for you OP.
Cooper Jackson
You sound like a go-getter, but this is actually a case interview. I have spread 4 shitpost threads around this board. If you can find them and report back to me in less than 60 minutes, the Janitorship is yours.
Jacob Diaz
This is why you don't have friends
Wyatt Myers
>This picture is about the progression of the average oldfag Sup Forums poster, No it's not, fuck off. The last panel are mostly newfags who came here from the fappening.
Chase Garcia
Whats your favorite movie?
Mason James
the dark knight rises
Gavin Baker
woah wtf does that have to do with the image but to answer your question you have to treat women like dirt so they stick to you like mud. Or else they will walk all over you like you said. Now stop being a numale cuck
Thomas Long
It's my idea that the monetization of Sup Forums will lead to preferential treatment for those able to contribute monetarily, breaching the idea of anonimity this site was founded on. Trick question, studies indicate that this is 95% likely the only thread that isn't a shit post Of what genre?
Jason Cruz
You have my vote. Cunny/Blacked posters need the gas.
Jaxson Kelly
Thriller or Comedy.
Jose Martinez
I've been here since 2014. I know all there is to know about Sup Forums and it's epic memes but now it's all gone to shit. I need mod status to make Sup Forums great again.
James Cooper
I disagree.
Alexander Carter
the cunny bot CANNOT be stopped. it can only be slowed
Logan Hughes
North by Northwest (1959) - Thriller Duck Soup (1933) - Comedy
Carson Bell
if i was a Sup Forums id ban all redditors and signs of redddit m4ga
Oliver Cook
With the amount that I'm on Sup Forums, I could slow it down greatly. If I had mod status I could find a way to autoban their keywords/images.
Evan Allen
Bumping till I get janni status
Ian Flores
What are you gonna replace all that stuff with huh? Without all that stuff the board's traffic will be too small and Hiroshima will shut it down.
Daniel Ross
t. kissless virgin
James Butler
It's not the janitors/moderators job to create content. I would continue to contribute though. I cant see this board ever having less traffic than say /diy/, which isn't on the chopping block anyway.
Jonathan Nelson
good thread op
Jayden Smith
The only way to save this place is to delete it.
Isaiah Jones
your stance on baneposting?
Jose Anderson
One active bane posting thread at a time. Clever OC can be OK once I'm a while.
Part of board culture in a lot of ways.
Lucas Jenkins
hm acceptable
Gabriel Smith
You're a NICE GUY
Benjamin Nelson
I'd also like to add that I've only masturbated to interracial porn a handful of times. I prefer girl/girl and bondage.
Lucas Walker
Perhaps he's wondering why we don't range ban when throwing someone off the boarf?