All the people on Sup Forums that adamantly hate rap

>all the people on Sup Forums that adamantly hate rap
>they have to sit there and take it when the uber driver has on Cardi B

>he doesn't make chit chat with his uber driver
they're some of the most interesting people wtf are you doing you autist

>niggas iffy

uh

>actually taking an uber
seems iffy, nigga

I dont take uber because I have my own car

>all the people on Sup Forums that adamantly hate soy
>they still buy Brainforce (contains soy) from Infowars

its either that or walk on vacation and I'm not walking 10 miles to get wasted

or you could drive

>drinking and driving
typical anonymous

drive yourself pussy

Uber drivers always encourage me to put on my own music, to which I’ll decline and talk to them instead. Any paid driver that picks their own music is bad

live fast die young leave a beautiful corpse

I always ask for them to turn the music off, and then I blank all attempts at small talk with grunts or single word responses until they get the message. Wish they would just shut the fuck up and get me to my destination.

>not telling the driver what to play

>not requesting that your taxi drivers exclusively play free improvisation and musique concrète
Fucking plens

You're branded as "the autist" among them
When they get together, they start talking about you
>hey, yesterday I had to drove the autist
>no way, did he still smell like cat urine?
>yeah man, what's wrong with that fuck up?

How else am i supposed to get home after getting hammered?

Do uber drivers talk to each other?

just get drunk at home by yourself like me

>can afford either a bottle or a meal but not both

Drinkings no fun unless i'm with other drunk people.

>Be Uber drivin' in between jobs
>Very large majority five-star reviews, 4.7+ average
>One-star reviews outnumber 2, 3, and 4 star ones
I do not understand what I'm doing to piss some of these people off. The only time I got feedback was the time I got flagged as being 'unprofessional' for not wanting to talk about the presidential election
I'm glad I got to quit

I found some chai liquor in my closet the other day i've been sipping on that. I quit the pizza game and money's been tight but I'm finally employed again as of today

TFW BUMPIN IN THE UBER WHIP DABBIN TO CULTURE 2

I talk to my uber driver sometimes but only when he's going really fast and I get scared