Saw unfinished teaser for this and it looks weird. Not bad but weird. Also...

Saw unfinished teaser for this and it looks weird. Not bad but weird. Also, not sure where are they going with this but Pennywise is at the beginning shown as good guy, then there are some fragments where he talks to himself and it looks like he's just misunderstood and only at the very end is short glimpse of true Pennywise.

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what does he say?

What does xer voice sound like?

Pennywise is not a fucking clown or human. He's a pure evil alien from the realms of eldritch horrors. Not some fucking "misunderstood" villains memes.

Something about dead lights taking him away and showing him

Remember Eddie Corcoran? That part was so well written, imagine seeing your dead kid brother crawling out of the canal looking like a fucking zombie.

How much is Finn Wolfhard in it?

He's not saying that much and voice is changing. His laugh is sort of like Mark Hamill's Jokers but it's sort of crackling.

ah yes the old "Freddy Krueger was really innocent but not actually really" routine

for shame warner brothers for shame

This
IT is not driven by human or animals instincs. It's whole purpose is to drive its victim mad before mutilating or killing them. It's more of a cthulhu mythos god than any form of intelligent organism. Movie focusing on Pennywise's backstory would comepltely ruin the character like they did with Freddy Krueger by giving him some shitty past.

>mfw original story had the girl having sex with the rest of the boys while they were all underage

>It's whole purpose is to drive its victim mad before mutilating or killing them.

It wants to scare its victims before eating them because they taste better that way.

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Calling it: in the end the losers save pennywise from the deadlights and he turns out to be some misunderstood poor sap

Jesus fucking christ they had one job

Who would you cast as Pennywise? They have to be white for it to make sense.

It was so poorly written that it wasn't even hot. It was just boring.

Pennywise is the deadlights. That literally doesn't make sense.

JLaw

Link to trailer or fuck off.

Sounds like they're making him a possessed clown

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I can dig this.

This movie looks like shit

he's already doing cartwheels and shucknjives with his current villain role

>not coordinating with The Dark Tower production to create a cinematic universe

Everybody but me is stupid

The trailer for The Dark Tower looks absolutely awful.

Fuck Idris Elba

Unless you post the infinished teaser, you are lying.

probably would demand too much cash but his portrayal and the memes would be worth every penny

Haven't watched it, I'm not looking forward to the shit pile fucking SONY creates replacing my fond memories of building Mid-World in my head

At first I was baffled how they were going to contrast a black Roland with Odetta's story, then found out they were fucking skipping all the interesting world building and going to the middle of the story

Fuck Sony fuck Sony fuck Sony fuck Sony fuck Sony

You mean The Eyes of the Dragon

youtube.com/watch?v=5S1da7SHFm4

They've tried to take it off Youtube but it keeps popping up here and there. It's shit.

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He is having a lot of fun leaning back

>Pennywise/the spooder/the deadlights as the good guy/thing
>group of faggot bullies persecute him for no reason
Damn would i watch that. Kinda like vampire movies where they're ok dudes and humans are the fucked up ones.

They turned it into generic action-fantasy schlock, but why would anyone have expected anything different

This balding comedian

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Thanks user, it's not even interesting enough to be a good bad movie

>shitty kid actor playing Jake
>whole entire story is framed in "kid receives spooky early-00's horror movie visions and draws them" (which does happen but it's in the background while far more interesting things come together)
>Jake enters haunted house and simply hops through the portal, the house doesn't turn into a monster

I 100% predicted that they'd they'd dub the Gunslinger's oath over a bunch of action scenes with building music right before the title, like the tacky fuckers they are

Fuck this, fuck me, fuck you I don't give a FUCK

I just want to know who is going to play Oy.

Some sub-Jar Jar CG piece of shit, who cares

There is no justice in this world

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His backstory? He is a psychic demon spider from midworld. (The dark tower) like most of Kings baddies.

I think Oy is really more of a dog than a cat.

>spider

Jesus must someone make a post about this in every IT thread?

you made this thread just so you could say IT is a drider, right?

It's from the Prim, that's even worse

FINE I'LL BITE

It's not supposed to be hyper-sexual. They're children losing their innocence or "growing up" and they don't truly understand what sex is or means.

IT is from the Macroverse you illiterate swine.

I always thought of oy as a raccoon

He's somewhere between coon, badger and dog I thought

Basically this. My point was that he's too loyal and obedient to be a cat. He's also the only character I felt sorry for.

Pic related

I only just now realized that his facepaint has the ends of his smile turn up to become the lines over his eyes. I was one of the fags who bitched at the first picture they released and still think his costume looks like shit but I actually really like the look of that facepaint. I think part of it is that when he smiles he looks too overtly evil but here when he looks serious, almost upset, the look works much better.

Brad Dourif.

I agree and I'm hoping they play him mostly serious. He's really not as wacky as Curry made him out to be.

lmao wtf is this shit some sort of guardians of the galaxy

What did he mean by this?

kot is more than cat.
kot is loyal.
kot is rescuer.
kot will death fight.

Sony you know correct decision please make decision.

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the kissing bridge is super different unless I am remembering the book wrong

That is different because you're supposed to be able to throw someone over the side and look down into the river.

With the change in timeframes I wonder what other things they are going to change? Shit like the Mummy and Rodan might not make sense.

ricky gervais

There is a LOT of stuff in It and The Dark Tower that couldn't possibly be put into a film with Hollywood as it is now.

They have to butcher the books to put it to film.

Such as?

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It: The attempted molestation of preteen Beverly by her father. The preteen gang bang in the sewer after defeating It for the first time. The bully who murdered his sibling because he's a delusional psychopath.

The Dark Tower: The sex demon who fucks Susannah Dean in the circle while Jake is being summoned. The savaging of Roland of Gilead by those eldritch crabs on the beach. The heavily implied sexual abuse that disease-ridden vagrant plans to do to Jake. A lot of that can't even be implied in Hollywood nowadays.

>The savaging of Roland of Gilead by those eldritch crabs on the beach

What's wrong with the Ded-a-cheks?

For IT I think the kid sex scene is the only thing you can't do, everything else is perfectly fair game.

And why do you think they can't do the crabs? All that happens is he loses a few fingers, that's PG-13 shit. If they don't have the lobstrosities then I'm gonna make King dada-choke on my dick.

Being honest, I was reaching with the crab thing. Worse things can and have been put to film. But Hollywood is very hesitant about sexual abuse of any kind, especially involving kids. The fact that Jake is male might make them less so, but if they think someone will be upset, they won't do it.

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If the abuse is merely implied and it's shown to be obviously a horrible thing being done by a bad person then you can get away with it. You just have to demonize it.

He reads the audiobook. Download it ASAP. It is the single greatest performance in an audiobook i have ever heard.

this is like the only thing looking cool,
and this looks like it is from a theme park, way over the top.

penny wise is like a high level monster in DnD or some similiar games bestiary. But happened to end on planet earth one day.

are they
are they going to keep his dialogue

oh yeah how dare a stephen king adaptation with a clown spider alien have a pulpy haunted house in it

>found the script from Cary Fukunaga, who was set to director before he got booted
>everyone was lamenting his removal as the death of the film
>the script is shit

Bill doesn't even have a stutter, holy shit

Duma Key or Insomnia movie?

got a link? or could you cliffnotes the script?

this could seriously work

>The savaging of Roland of Gilead by those eldritch crabs on the beach.


roland got gangraped by lobstrosities...?

From what I heard Fukunaga wanted to needlessly change tons of shit.

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>If they don't have the lobstrosities then I'm gonna make King dada-choke on my dick.

Better unzip now, they're starting in the middle of the story

well the alien was the last of its kind, and it did develop a habit of talking to its food out of boredom and possibly loneliness after eons of isolation. it had no reason to be as loquacious as it was with the protagonists if its sole purpose was to scare and then eat them. it was still trying to scare and eat them of course, but it seemed to enjoy fucking with them as a welcome relief from the monotony of its existence

He was savaged. Mauled. Mutilated. Lost some fingers, almost died. Got saved by a negress with a split personality.

No they aren't. They are starting after the end of the last book

Yep, lots of pointless changes. The new director seems to have re-introduced a lot of book elements that Cary axed.

I was dumb and didn't download it, I'm looking now to see if someone reuploaded, in the meantime

>Patrick doesn't kill animals, he starts fires
>Bill is "Will," Belch is "Snatch," Henry is "Travis," plus some last name changes
>Henry kills "Snatch" instead of IT killing him
>IT is pretty much Pennywise throughout the whole thing, he kills the kids as Pennywise rather than through something else (Pennywise kills Patrick instead of leeches); all his "scares" tend to be Pennywise+creepy shit. At one point he chases "Will" on all fours with Georgie's corpse on his back.
>The kids shank Pennywise with tools from "Will"'s garage

Why skip the first book? You could condense it into twenty-five minutes, Tull is the perfect introduction to the setting and Roland's quest, and the way the scale of the story grows is what got me into it. I didn't even know it was about multiverses

But I guess Sony knows what they're doing

Oop, didn't refresh in time to see this. Thanks for sharing!

It did have some intriguing elements (like what he did with the lair) and I liked that they included the historical stuff in a sense, but... he just took his "vision" for the story too far

>But I guess Sony knows what they're doing

It's a new story, it doesn't follow any of the books.

>Dark Tower

the worst part is if you don't like the fucking series, too bad because all of kings bullshit is directly related to it

They should have done The Dark Tower as either a series of movies or a television series. There's too much in those books to do it right in two hours.

The connections to his other books are pretty small and can easily be ignored.

You probably know I wasn't being sincere

I hope their marketing slides for The Dark Tower leak one day

>FIREARMS
>FAMILY
>FRIENDSHIP
>ASPRIN
>TUNA FISH SANDWICHES

>Got saved by a negress with a split personality
More like got saved by a drug smuggling working class white guy with a sense of humor
Eddie is by far the best character in the entire fucking series.

>Eddie is by far the best character in the entire fucking series.
I heard you talking shit like I wouldn't find out.