>Make a death star
>Gets destroyed
>Make another death star even bigger
>Gets destroyed
>Make a star killer which is like a death star even bigger and more powerful
>gets destroyed
Okay, this death star premise is getting old. In the next episode will they make a more powerful weapon? What can it be? A solar system destroyer? I can't think of anything intimidating.
Or do you think that in the next episode they will focus more on the characters and less on the First order vs Rebels?
It'll be Death. Simply Death.
It will be a Starkiller Base that spins and shoots lightsabers.
They shalt fling Sheevs.
Maybe that 'power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force' claim will be proved true.
Maybe they'll make a Death Shaft.
It'll be a death galaxy, which will threaten to destroy all of the other galaxies.
The entire concept of a Galactic Empire that wants to rule forever permanently blowing up their own planets is retarded.
Isn't the republic, first order and the rebels concealed to a single galaxy? They just travel between solar systems inside that galaxy.
yeah they don't have intergalactic travel
It'll be a giant vacuum that sucks all the oxygen from a planet
Yeah, galaxies are huge, 500,000,000-3,000,000,000,000 stars each and there's over 180,000,000,000 galaxies is the observable universec
Maybe we can just have a good old space battle between opposing fleets without there having to be a goddamn superweapon. Or maybe the First Order launches an invasion of a sector leading to a long and grueling campaign of attrition as multiple worlds come under siege and the Republic garrisons have to hold out for months at a time before reinforcements can finally reach them.
The sith discover intergalactic travel and convert an entire galaxy into a death-star like doomsday weapon by using the force
A relativistic jet from a quasar. Ma-Rey Sue will use the force to rotate the galaxy around and target the beam.
Nah there'll a Sundestroyer that can blow up PLANETS
>A solar system destroyer?
That's what Starkiller Base was
When someone already built a couple Death Star, the Force Awakens Death Planet feels kinda cheep.
The next one will be Death God: a large mass of intelligent gray goo that's programmed to devour everything except the one Sith bent on dominating the galaxy. And that's where Star Wars ends. At last there's eternal peace in the galaxy.
I think the idea of these new star wars movies is to get new fans. Because not everybody has watched the old movies so this crap will be new to them and they'll enjoy it.
>Because not everybody has watched the old movies
Literally not true. Star Wars is so ingrained in pop culture you'd have to be a newborn not to have seen it.
I didn't know that the second Death Star was bigger than the first one...
The Death Star and Death Star II aren't cannon buddy.
Since building Starkiller Base would take a fucking long time, even more than 2 Death Stars, I like the idea that the First Order discovered some other non-Republic/Empire civilization building the base right into their planet. The FO took over the planet and basically stole the whole thing. It explains how something of this scale was built without anyone knowing, because that shit took a lot of years. It was started way before Rogue One. But it was way across the galaxy, so the Empire didn't know about it until after it fell and the FO was able to take the planet.
Would they have won if they build 10,000 capital ships instead of 1 moon base death laser?
This. Some rakata empire type shit weapon
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the Anal Cannon? The Anal Cannon is loaded when a funnel is placed into an asshole, and the 2nd whore pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, a cock then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the Asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the Anal Cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate anal dessert! They were good friends.
that doesn't exist in porn right?
Mechasheev incoming.
SB isn't as big as you think it is
in 2017?
>Empire is usually regarded as the best in the series
>No superweapon
What did they mean by this?
>nobody made a deathstar that spins rapidly
FUND IT
Is the Resistance rebelling against both the First Order and the Republic?
2 death stars instead of starkiller. They had 30 years of secrecy to build it, so they would be fully functional like the first one, except they wouldn't have the built in flaws.
Literally not true. 2 friends of mine - both in their 20s - have seen neither Star Wars, nor LotR because 'they just don't like fantasy'.
Yes, absolutely
fuck, this is probably it, isn't it?
seconding this, people i know haven't seen it. it's outrageous but true
REAL leaked screen of Episode VIII
They should go in the opposite direction. A biological or chemical superweapon that can be deployed and destroy all sentient life on a planet while leaving the flora and infrastructure enact so it can be used by the First Order for new bases/colonies.
Bull shit... the amount of material they'd have to scoop out of the planet could have built 5 Death Stars.
They should use the Star Forge Idea from KOTOR
They're going to harness Obi-Wan's Certain Point of View ability to make themselves look good, from a certain point of view. Then the Force will be with them and they'll win.
I think the first order are pretty fucked and 8 will be more about Kylo/Luke/Rey/Snoke and the force. The ginger shouty one will be doing low level shit to infiltrate the govt or ironing snokes big robes.
This was all I could think of with the Shield Gate in Rogue One. "The combination is 1-2-3-4-5..."
They should built the next Death Star on top of a mountain so they always have the high ground.
Found the backup
They are building the Big Bang at the center of the universe that will harness Dark Side Matter to destroy entire galaxies. Luke is only one that knows the hyperspace map to it though, so they need to find him and get a team together to destroy it before it comes online. Episode 9 will be the attack on it.
A galaxy killer.
What does he have a hoover for?
This is the height of bullshit in Star Wars, the Empire is supposed to be a galactic civilization meaning taking out like one hundred Memestars wont do shit in bringing it down its like saying bombing US cities would in anyway bring an end to America. Its a fucking galaxy there must be billions of Empire areas all over making it improbable without a galactic scale war greatly fracturing the Empire.
To suck up all the planets oxygen
Calm down, Sagan.
Wasn't there some stuff in the EU about focusing Force to create ridiculous amounts of power?
You know what they should really do? An empire strikes back style movie.
How many more relevant planets are left in the galaxy?
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it's obvious to me who's behind the rebellion.
it's the contractors who build death stars and star killer bases. they must be incredibly rich by episode 8.
this just proves what a fcking uncvreative dipshit hack jar jar adramas is with his fucking nostiaglia fagging shitfest that he calls a fucking startwars film. who seriously thought shitkiller base was a good idea?? i want to smash his fufcking head in.
You mean like some kind of huge house cleaner?
>Make new Star Wars
>Bad guys needs to be dangerous on a planetary scale for plot reasons
Not having a giant threatening weapon would've just seemed like several notches down since the OT
Just think about, if the rebels back then could beat them, how would it make sense, plot wise, to introduce this big mean enemy whilst making them objectively weaker than the last one?
Surely the rebels are stronger since the OT
Literally the best option JJ had
i think the biggest feat anybody has done was consume all life on a planet.
She's gone from suck to blow!
I also know at least one person who hasn't seen the originals
Making the bad guys a threat could've been done in a more plausible way than "suddenly the bad guys have a giant planet death star somehow". The republic could've been shown as being in a weak state by being in a political crisis, or another war with dark side sympathetic aliens, or literally any reason than the non-existent one we got.
Then we'd get a stalling cause-and-effect movie, much like the prequels
Less politics, more action and myth is what Star Wars should be
Also, we had as much background information about the DS when the original Star Wars was released
Remember that there being no visualized reason =/= plothole
I am using the trilogy argument, because it's relevant
no, VIII will be about First Order attacking Resistance base, after whch Finn will hide in asteroid belt from First Order fleet and Rey will be training with Luke. the third act will be set in some kind of a floating city where Rey will confront Kylo Ren and learn that Palpatine/Obi Wan is her ancestor. Starkiller base will return in episode IX, Rey will confront Snoke in there.
Space Haliburton is a force to be reckoned with.
The new trilogy needs a (pre-Death Star) Tarkin or Thrawn. A character that plays the big game and focuses on tactics and strategy in warfare instead of the force or a superweapon. I thought they might be using Hux for that, but they made him a childish disappointment.
I want to see Charles Dance play a "First Order Tywin" in episode IX.
>Kill all life on planet?
Just remove the atmosphere and wait, no need to blow up the entire rock, heck you could just use energy to heat the crust to the point it becomes magma effectively killing everything on the surface.
>Charles Dance
That would be rad as fuck
user what have you done
>implying Rey couldn't beat that
well with any luck the next two movies won't just be lazy retreads of the original trilogy so maybe they can focus more on the character conflicts.
it'd be nice to see the whole thing end with a regular big space battle instead of involving another stupid superweapon.
Go to bed
kek'd
>Clint Eastwood
>Daniel Day Lewis
Well, the planet Ilum in the old canon was the planet of some ancient empire that used to have way better tech than shit a long long time ago so they might use this in the books version of course
"Some battles may be won that force you worship and the garish laser sword your apprentice carries around, Lord Snoke, but this one will be decided with ships and tactics and the blood of loyal men. I will root out this... "Resistance", starting with its leader: General Organa. If you cut off the head of a snake the body will die, I assure you. And even better, it will thrash about making it easy meat."
He looks enough like Tarkin that he could be his son in the new movies. The age would be about right too since Tarkin was like 60 when he died and the new trilogy is about 30 years after the end if VI. Dance being ~60 would fit.
that would be fucking cool.
pity we can't have realism in star wars, it's gonna be another fairy tale
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time a group of gungan shitters rekt one of the most deadliest droids in the galaxy?
Wrong
Then underdog rebels wouldn't be able to turn the empire's hubris against itself
Inb4 dark empire
You say this like it's a bad thing.
they'll go to some new planet with some crazy aliens that are pretty brand new and there'll be a big battle and it'll hint at a superweapon
maybe they'll even be bug people
>make fake death star
>main cast shows up
>remote detonate it
why didn't the empire think of this?
reminds me of the finale of FMA:B desu
>make fake holovid of some new badass first order guy
>make it look like he's some powerful sith killing some shitty rebels
>"leak" some of his itinerary
>rebels show up
>capture/kill them
why didn't they think of it
>Jango Fett
>Boba Fett
Who will the next Fett be?
this desu
"Admiral Werner Tarkin"
Will there also be half men half dogs?
How about just having actual battles and no superweapon? Ya know, infantry assaults, naval destroyers firing at each other, starfighters dogfighting, casual genocide. Real war.
Wrong
Could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?
If you don't know, this is from a parody of Star Wars called Space Balls. The Spaceballs (the empire parody) transform their ship into a giant maid with a vacuum to take air from a planet to supply their home planet with air. So yes, like a giant house cleaner.
They could probably kill a planet with those anyway. Just bombard it for like a week until it's almost impossible to live on it.