I'm currently thinking of starting kekism or church of kek in sweden

I'm currently thinking of starting kekism or church of kek in sweden.
Because this will give us special benifits, it will also allow us to talk shit about other religions.

But the to register a religion it requires it to have a set of rules/laws, so I was thinking about having 10 commandments of kek and I need some help.

I can think of 3

1. Praise kek
2. Thou shalt reject any offspring that is not of your own flesh and blood.
3. Thou shalt not believe the words from the man with the crooked nose, for he is a liar.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
kopimistsamfundet.se/
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Are you high? Kek require blood sacrifice

That might be a problem, does it have to be human?

It must be a Swede.

Thou shall not commit cuckery
Thou shall not raise another man's child
Thou shall praise Kek once a day
Thou shall judge a man by his character and not by his face
Thou shall never submit to anyone woman

Nice dubs, praise kek!

Thou shalt engage in meme magic

Priest of kek: kek be with you
Followers: reeeeeee

Thou shalt reject fake forced meme gods

ie Dat boi

I will take note of this.

Also, here is the full list of requirments

Conditions that must be fulfilled
The community must be a community for religious activities, which includes arranging services for collective worship, prayer or meditation.

The community must have statutes in which this purpose is stated. The statutes must also contain provisions concerning how decisions are made within the community.

The community must have a governing board or equivalent body.

The name of the community must be distinct, especially in relation to other religious communities. The name may not be offensive from the point of view of morality or public order.

Limited companies, cooperative economic associations or foundations cannot be registered as religious communities.
Registration number

When a religious community is registered, it is given a registration number. The same applies for the organizational units of a community. Previous registration numbers, such as those used for non-profit associations, cannot be kept.

Registered information
The registration comprises the name of the community, its address, its statutes and a contact person.

Application fee
The registration fee for the community or the organizational unit of the community is based on the cost of maintaining the register. The current fee is SEK 500 per entity and year.

The fee must be paid to Kammarkollegiet for the first time at the same time as the application is submitted. This payment is made to bankgiro number 167-7095.

Application
The application must be submitted in writing and be signed by all the members of the board or equivalent body. The application must contain the following:

Put me on the governing board

But kek is Egyptian mythology.

Why not bring back all the Egyptian gods into relevancy and not just Kek?

The Ancient Egyptians didn't practice monotheism so why are you guys doing it?

sure, we also need rules for how the church is govern.

Once we're registerd we can start having our own priests. Meaning that people will have to prounuce our tiltes correctly, like Deacon or father.

We will also have the right to marry couples.

Repeating digits reveal the truth.

So, no.

>another key religion thread
Hell I already got a GET confirming brexit. Check these digits that confirm a Trump Presidency.

we can do it reddit!!

this one has power in modern times, the others died

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I'm creating a google sites website for kek. Still working on it though.

how long do you think you'll take to finish?

>>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)

Huh, so it is actually a real thing. Primordial god of darkness I guess something like Erebus in Greek mythology.

Most ancient civilizations had a god that represented darkness or chaos.

without irony it should have something related to nationalism and self development

perfect! the more fleshed out the religion is the easier it is to get accepted.

they even accepted this shit so I think we should have no problem.

kopimistsamfundet.se/

I doubted before, but I think I have to believe now.
PRAISE KEK.

Maybe a few hours because it is an actual template design based off a real church. Got to fill out som pages, adjust and stuff. It'll be live. Will make a thread or post in this.

Kek is utterly lawless and his only goal is lulz and happenings. Pure chaos and giggles. So no rules and no priestly hierarchies.
Sacrifices can be in form of cum, but only from masturbating to hentai porn.

Var är du stationerad? Bor i Skåneland, kan starta en falang här nere med

Kek is unbound and unruled, and so must his followers also be

Thou shalt not force meme magic, for that is the ways of the.

Thou shalt acknowledge the sanctity of repeating digits

Is Kek an incarnation of the Random Number God?
As a devout member of the church of /tg/, I've been worshipping chaos for years.

As already mentioned, Kek is a force of chaos, unbroken, and unbound, and his followers must subject to his ways which can never be controlled. He is driven by the lulz, and his humour might seem odd to us mortals, including his followers, but so are his ways. Praise Kek, and kek for Him!

Bor också i skåneland, malmö för att vara exakt.

De har redan en moské i Malmö, och en synagoga, de är ju glada för sin mångfacetterade stad. De borde vilja ha ännu en minoritetstro och en lokal för dessa

how do I get the kek statue?

it says out of stock on amazon

Kek wills it!

I will monitor this thread and compile a final document that can be sent as an application.

No, the powers of Kek must be kept a secret.

Can you imagine if the leftist cucks found out about his powers?

Also, adda mig på steam eller något, så kan vi planera. Låter det kewl?

if you build it, they will come

Verkställ detta!

Trolling is a sacred act. Sokal is a prophet, probably unwilling or unknowing, but Kek doesn't care. Kek is anti-establishment and want hypocrites exposed.

Build a virtual church in Second life or some game Mod so we can all hang out.

Kek wills it

They cannot do anything with the power of kek, his magic is only for chaos

Basically anything that guides us towards the light could be perceived as a legitimate commandment from kek. I don't feel comfortable to expand too much on the issue here since there are many leftists browsing this board and the less they know about kek the better.

MEME MAGICK CANNOT BE WEILDED

I agree with some in this threads, forced memes and immaturity of swedish men will be Swedends ultimate downfall.

Even German men have more spunk, swedes are the lame jokes making lame jokes.

Where to get this icon of our lord?

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this is not a joke however, we'll tone down the memes and make it a bit more realistic.

we can start spreading the message once the church has been established.

Kek is not a god that should be known to the masses.

You fucking normie!! The secrets of kek are not to be public!! Reeee swedenchads!! Get out of our lord!!!

True. It would be more fitting to go for a kind of Masonry-style secret brotherhood

Things like that pic seem so deliberately provokative. I wonder if it is the work of some enemy of Kek? Maybe some god or demon that is on the establishment side and therefore promotes multi-culture as provocative as possible. The lucifer of Kek?

A magician cannot shape the meme magic. The meme magic shapes the magician.

Kek wants missionaries to spread the word not to convert or inform, but for the lulz. It would be fun with people going door to door and speaking to norms about weird stuff and then leave a pamphlet even more incomprehensible. Just to get reactions in news, not to inform the normies about His real nature.

PRAISE

FUCKING

K E K
E
K

god this is the best day since 7-1

When I was in the thread that first started kek worship I never knew it would become a religion of pol. It even absolutelly btfoed the crusading memes.

"Thou shall not commit cuckery"

Looka like we already found our heretic

>Mfw pol worships a pharaonic frog

It is very much in the spirit of Kek.

kek welcomes you, may the repeating digits be in your favor.