Love a girl unrequitedly

>love a girl unrequitedly
>she knows
>later tell her i don't love her anymore so we can socialize less autistically
>really i do still kind of love her
>start hanging out a lot more
>she asks me to make a mixtape for her
what the fuck is the winning move here

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god I wish that was me

hey

FUCK

whats up friend

record a clip of you whacking off and use it as the drum beat in an original song
also make it so if you play it backwards it's hypnotizing her into banging you.

that would thump pretty hard tbqh
meaty drums

kill her bro

that shit bump in the whip homie

just show her this picture and tell her to do whatever the fuck this is to you

Just make her a mixtape, you already said you don't love her so she's acting like you really don't
Also, why did you draw her that stupid nose?

>tfw bumpin in the whip

this is a gay ass thread homie i suggest you delete it

Just make the mixtape, even if you don't love her, she certaintly come back if you put effort into something fro her.

but then everything i put on the mixtape will be disingenuous unless it's a bunch of love songs

hey homo what shithole do you live in where people still make mixtapes?

what the fuck does this even mean
like what should be i be trying to do with the songs

she plays cds in her car

the same shithole where there’s nothing to do fun but draw noses on softcore anime porn apparently

>cds in her car
i dont even think my car has a cd player but ive never bothered to look so it might
is this 2006?
sad
must be in the midwest or something where the alternative is to get wasted on cheap beer

Lay it on thick user. You gotta double down.

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Try keep it fairly normie tier and she'll be rubbing your nipples in no time.

she's not a normie she's about as patrician as i am

Well then just stick whatever the hell you want on it. You know her tastes better than I do.

Just make sure 80% of the songs are explicitly about banging and you'll be fiiiiiiiine.

should i stick to banging vs. love songs

this is a shit that never happened thread anyway but this part of your creative writing really ticks me off. What, literally the only songs you like are love songs? Fucking male friend with similar tastes to yours asks you to put together a mixtape of new shit for him to listen in his car what the fuck do you do?

doesn’t matter because a cd isn’t gonna make her want to fuck you

how old are you?

see a male friend wouldn't do that because that'd be too innately homoerotic

You need a nice ratio. ~20% love songs and ~80% fuck songs.
She's basically already given you consent, you just need to reciprocate. She's given you a bit of a curve ball here though and you don't want to be sending mixed messages.

Who said it had to be all love songs. Why not a song on their that talks about things that relates to you. She would mostly likely like a song that makes her think about you rather than hear songs that croons over her.

i'm emotionally stunted

is this the virgin thread?

*there

here’s a tip: find some other girl to fuck and don’t listen to anything else posted in this thread

Had a friend ask me for new tunes about a month ago because he was stuck listening to the same shit over and over actually. We used to go to uni and back then we'd just make random themed playlists to listen to which I'd finish off with their own album name and cover n' shit and he'd put on a flashdrive to listen to while he was driving around. There was nothing homo about it except out banter.