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Imagine there's no wife beating

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Imagine if I could write songs as good as Paul's

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I BEAT MY WIFE TODAY OH BOY

*Faul

kek

statuesque

IMAGINE ALL THE MADMEN
DOING A FUNNY WALK

OOOOH-HOOOOO

10/10

i read the news today, oh boy
about a lucky man who beat his wife

AND THOUGH HE BRUISED HER RATHER BAD
WELL I JUST HAD TO LAUGH
I SAW HER FACE WAS SMASHED

For the benefit of Mr Kite, we're going to beat my wife tonight

>Don't you know I'm gonna beat
>My wife

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Hey John


Don't make it bad

Fists are flowing out like madmen into my wife's face, she slithers wildly as she slips unconcious.
Pools of blood, waves of joy are drifting through my madman brain, punching and caressing her.
Oh beat my wife, hommmmm
Nothings gonna fix her face,
Nothings gonna fix her face

WELL I WOKE UP

FELL OUT OF BED

DRAGGED A COMB ACROSS MY HEAD

Wow this is le ebin meme band joke xD you are so funny OP holy fuck like, how did you have the ability to make up a joke that was so original, wow op what the fuck why are you not doing stand up comedy right now with jokes like that, why don’t you have your own talk show and piles of money?? I mean OP is clearly one of the funniest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of coming across in my life, especially with original, never before heard, totally-not-the-most-obvious-and-clearly-bait jokes like that!! Also this joke is so fresh, totally not dated by literally like four years when people where saying the exact same thing! No op is so clever and witty wow. Like clearly the funniest and most likeable person to ever exist. Why don’t you have the most friends in the world? Why isn’t your dick being sucked this very second? You are so funny I would go gay just to suck the dick of such a funny person without a seconds thought!

Seriously though, op you are a fucking retard. How on earth would you have thought this overused, outdated, clearly bait joke would work. Honestly kill yourself you flaming fucking faggot piece of shit toilet licking garbage waste of skin.

Wow this is le ebin meme band joke xD you are so funny user holy fuck like, how did you have the ability to make up a joke that was so original, wow op what the fuck why are you not doing stand up comedy right now with jokes like that, why don’t you have your own talk show and piles of money?? I mean user is clearly one of the funniest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of coming across in my life, especially with original, never before heard, totally-not-the-most-obvious-and-clearly-bait jokes like that!! Also this joke is so fresh, totally not dated by literally like four years when people where saying the exact same thing! No user is so clever and witty wow. Like clearly the funniest and most likeable person to ever exist. Why don’t you have the most friends in the world? Why isn’t your dick being sucked this very second? You are so funny I would go gay just to suck the dick of such a funny person without a seconds thought!

Seriously though, user you are a fucking retard. How on earth would you have thought this overused, outdated, clearly bait joke would work. Honestly kill yourself you flaming fucking faggot piece of shit toilet licking garbage waste of skin.

hey jews
don't breathe in gas

DAMN JAMIE CURTIS

>woke up
>fell out of bed
>smacked my wife across the head

based rog

holy shit I never noticed Jamie Curtis shaved her pussy for that scene.

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