I wish I was french

I wish I was french

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why tho

Their women are hot

He has malignant ouibooism

My recent encounter with a French speaking co-worker has left a bitter and nasty taste in my month.

And to think I used to think all French people were like Ariel Rebel-tier in terms of aesthetics and beauty.

Damn, was I wrong so hard.

I wish I was finnish

moi aussi mais dois apprendre le francais avant que tu deviens francais, mon gars

Peut-être. C'est possible sans l'apprendre, mais c'est plus difficile.

alors si tu parles francais tu peux le faire. je crois que 2 ans de residence est necessaire (visa de long sejour) et apres tu dois postuler au OFII (Office Français de l'Immigration et de l'Intégration)

perso je vais faire 2 ans des etudes en france pour obtenir un visa de long sejour. AMA si tu veux

Retard

ta gueule stp on en a rien à foutre. la france est formidable quand meme

Me too. :(

they have the best mustaches

No you don't lol

Here is life in France in 2017:

>pay a fortune to live in a cramped 10 m2 apartment, perhaps with no toilets
>no job even though you have literally 5 or 6 useful degrees from the country's top universities, and sent thousands of resumes
>cost of living is murderous
>smelly immigrants everywhere, ready to harass and hurt you
>no car, 60 to 90 minutes in public transport to get anywhere
>baby boomers own the fucking country and will never give you the slightest chance for anything
>everyone is lazy and incompetent
>it takes weeks and months to get things done
>no freedom of speech, carefully watch what you write online
>the countryside is being destroyed at alarming speed to create dumb malls and ugly housing (which also kills small cities who look entirely dead now)
>people are zombies who only talk about politics, i.e. will tell you any meme from the news like they just invented it
>irrelevant, weak country whose only culture left is a dubious parody of American pop offerings
>no gf

Fuck that fucking country.

just because you are pathetic does not mean your country is but nice projecting there, pierre. not everyone is SDF living in HLMs, many of your countrymen have jobs and live normal lifes. You should probably go out a bit more, it would atleast help you with your last problem

also apartments are atleast 30m2 if you arent living in ile de france but I guess exaggeration is more of your style

I confirm, you are a retard.

want to elaborate a bit for us? go ahead

>SDF living in HLMs
lol

>many of your countrymen have jobs
5.5 million unemployed people + 2.5 million students who are unemployed people in disguise lol

>apartments are atleast 30m2 if you arent living in ile de france
Too bad Île-de-France is the only relevant region in the country lol

I like the french a lot. Paris does not define France as a country. Just like the USA is not NYC or LA. I like the french language. French women are probably the best in the world, not by looks but something else.

>Too bad Île-de-France is the only relevant region in the country lol

what is marseille? what is lyon? what is lille? what is strasbourg? I could go on dude but really france outside of the capital is quite great

they say paname va bien but really its a hollow shell of what it once was. 5.5 unemployed out of a population of 60 something million really isn't that bad, you could complain if you lived in spain portugal greece or italy but France will get its shit together as it always has.

why do you hate your country? france is based

All these cities are very small compared to Paris, it just takes a few minutes to get out of them with a car and see the countryside (not sure for Marseille), while in Paris you can ride for more than one hour and still see endless numbers of buildings everywhere. Paris is the only important city in France, all the political, financial, administrative, diplomatic and cultural power is concentrated there.

The economic situation here is dismal, you just can't get a decent job at all, even getting unpaid internships is incredibly hard. Yes, you must have connections even for unpaid work. It is 10,000 times easier to get NEETbux (€500 per month). Earning €1,650 per month as a civil servant is seen as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, even if you have a PhD in economics. That's it. Americans cannot understand. Here it's nothing special to remain jobless and be forced to live in a nigger ghetto (forever) after graduating from the local equivalent of Harvard with top-tier marks. This is France.

France is an African, Muslim shithole where you're stuck in poverty forever if your dad is not someone important and/or a rich mysterious foreigner. Fuck it.

I'm in So CA USA - My father is from Nord/PdC in France. Part of it was Flandres, the other Picardie

>France is a shithole where you're stuck in poverty forever if your dad is not someone important and/or a rich mysterious foreigner.

you don't even have to be a rich foreigner, I got paid something like 38 euro / hr teaching english the last time I was in France and that was considered underpayed. just get useful skills mec and you wont have to resort to neetbucks or living in a commieblock

>no toilets
Excuse me? What the fuck?

>just get useful skills mec
I have a ton of degrees from top French universities in a useful field. No one gives a fuck. Only connections matter.

yeah? if you dont mind me asking what field?

even les grandes écoles dispense degrees of questionable value. if you are seriously unemployed with multiple degrees from decent schools you are probably being too picky or are looking in the wrong places

pole emploi is shit btw you gotta look deeper than that

In Paris, the smallest apartments (which are already very expensive) are too small to have toilets. So there are shared toilets out of the apartment, on the landing. All the neighbors go to the same toilets.

It is common to do this when you cannot afford a €1,000 apartment.

Are you serious? I pay 216 Euro for a 24m2 flat.
>It is common to do this when you cannot afford a €1,000 apartment
What happened? Where did everything go so wrong for France?

No more details. I will leave France forever and will only return for the funeral of my parents. I cannot keep on living there. I could earn 100k per year with my skills in USA, Canada, Singapore, anywhere on Earth, any country will do, I'd even immigrate to hell for a 30k salary, I don't care, I would kill children to have a decent job, to have a human-sized apartment and maybe even new clothes... For socks without holes, I'd do anything really... I must leave this shithole where everyone says I'm the best person ever until they have to give me any kind of income. I wasted too many years of my life in this worthless "country" that will become Muslim in my lifetime anyway. Fuck the mediocre entity called France, fuck the people who feed it, may it die really fast--and without me.

you sound bitter but atleast I presume you arent stupid. france has allowed you to obtain all of your degrees and education for literally no cost to you, sure you can make more money in my country but if you were born here and went to school here you would be $80.000 in debt with no universal healthcare. grass is always greener blah blah but really its true, count your blessings

I'd hate to be European.
Small countries, super cramped, too many people, you bump into noisy tourists all the time, no nature (and if there is nature it's just 100 m2 of greenery and then concrete again), all you see when you leave home are sad and depressed people, old and spectral cities from times long gone and past glory long buried which makes everything much more depressing than it already is, refugees that don't even speak your language wherever you see, you never know when a terrorist attack that will kill 80 people and maybe you too will strike...

No thanks.

I wish I was a British,because I can understand
English.

Baby boomers who invested their lifetime's savings exclusively in real estate + rich tourists and huge corporations who buy Parisian real estate at any price + immigration that keeps the demand high = now it costs €10,000 per m2 to buy.

Today, Paris is mostly a city for rich people (except social housing stuff for niggers). Real Parisians cannot afford living in Paris anymore, except in tiny, unliveable apartments that were built for maids in the 19th century. Now these are apartments for the middle class. If you want bigger apartments, go to the suburbs with all the immigrants, or 50 km away in the countryside.

Glad I'm out of France soon, desu.

He said Paris
I pay 470€ for a 69m2

Why don't you move to a small town? Living conditions there must be much better.

There is no work in small towns here and I doubt France is different

Fuck the mediocre entity called

How can someone be this clueless?
Our women aren't special or anything. I don't know where this meme comes from

Anône knows
He's probably from Paris, housing is crazy there.

In USA, one year of income would pay back my student loans (but given my excellent marks and extreme poverty, I probably wouldn't have paid the full tuition). Meanwhile in France, no tuition, but no salary either when you get out of school. Thanks, socialism! Not sure I'm the winner here, though.

>russia has toilets
>france doesnt

LOL

>no nature
Only wrong thing in your post desu, Europe is full of empty places.

Small cities = no work, nothing to do, car required, full of Arabs anyway.

there is more to life than just money, francanon

you fetishize life abroad but fail to realize that our shit is just as brown as yours. USA sucks because our country is too spread out and you are forced to own a car and drive everywhere, you are given no guaranteed vacation, workdays are long and you are often required to work on weekends, healthcare is not universal and gun rates are ridiculous with far higher homicide and imprisonment rates than in your country.

but, hey, atleast we make more money, right? that's what's most important in life afterall. unless if you want to be a wageslave working 70hrs+ a week in an office and grow old tethered to a computer chair while your family moves on without you USA is not a good pick for country to immigrate to but ymmv

>wanting to be Fr*nch

just join the legion

>perfide albion

I gave everything I had to France, my time, my efforts, my talent and my love. What did I get in return? Nothing.

I hope you're not a patriot, though. France hates French patriots, 66% of the country voted against your kind, the whole system is working against you ("racist! xenophobe!") and will import even more African gentlemen to take your job, occupy your city and fuck your daughters until people like you disappear from Earth. Have fun!

>inb4 "I'm from Bretagne and I don't see the problem"

Seems you escaped from your containment board. back to Sup Forums with you. Too bad all of your degrees and "education" couldn't solve your irrational bigotry. goodluck user I hope one day you find happiness

Meanwhile in France...

>holes in socks: PhD edition

But at least I'm not a wageslave! I am le proud Frenchman with no toilets!

France needs to pay reparations

I don't come from Sup Forums, I come from reality. Unlike you, apparently.

ROASTIE GETTING TOASTIE

For what?

>being this stupid

Conquest of Tunisia

Here's from someone who lived in rouen.

It's worse over here, unless you get a really good job on u.s.a. you are fucked aswell over here, at least on fr you dont have to work slave hours for a mediocre job, only humane hours.

just leave paris, christ you frogs are ridiculous. you could afford to have a fucking toilet if you settled for the 19e but of course you must live in a maid's closet on the champs-elysees.

je me casse en tout cas ce fil m'énerve kek

Actually you gave nothing and got way too much in return.

J'espère, avec toute la sincérité de mon être, que tu n'es pas sérieux.
La France est le pays qui a su le mieux comprendre ce que voulaient dire les énormes gains de productivité permis par l'évolution technique des deux derniers siècles quant aux bouleversements sociaux qu'ils impliquent.
Le français est l'une des 2 ou 3 langues dans lesquelles le monde s'est pensé, désiré et a pris sens au cours du dernier millénaire.

Si ton problème est que tu ne palpes pas 100k par an avec ton médiocre diplôme, tu n'as pas même le droit de laisser sortir le mot "patriote" de tes lèvres, tu es une fosse ambulante de pusillanimité libérale.

Cancrelat que tu es, nourri aux miasmes du spectacle constant du marché, puisses-tu en effet quitter ce grand pays qu'est la France, l'air ne saurait y être que plus respirable.

I'd be happy working 110 hours per week to stop wearing my high school clothes like I currently do.

putain il y a des vrai francais sur Sup Forums! merci de ne pas raler comme un gamin comme les autres. la france est formidable quoi, il y a tellement choses a faire la. il ne merite pas d'etre francais, peut etre il peut immigrer au europe de l'est et ferme sa gueule . . .

I am French

>Le français est l'une des 2 ou 3 langues dans lesquelles le monde s'est pensé, désiré et a pris sens au cours du dernier millénaire.
Hahahahaha

Râler c'est culturel ici, gros tas

I'll leave the entire country though.

My degrees are not mediocre, and I'd be happy earning even 20k. I did useful, unpaid work for several years. I contributed more than I received overall.

And please speak English. Your French style is a puffed up logorrhea anyway.

>Cancrelat que tu es, nourri aux miasmes du spectacle constant du marché
Fucking autist.

Glad to see a US citizen who could see beyond the memes
My heart is filled with joy

what a shit taste

degage toi putain de merde, je suis en train de parler avec l'autre francanon et personne veut discuter avec toi. prends tes licences de merde et faire enculer :-)

>Hahahahaha

Si tu n'as pas de culture classique -et il semble bien que ce soit le cas, une fois le compte tenu de tes multiples jérémiades- est-ce de mon fait ?
Non, tu en es le seul responsable

Peut-être essaies-tu de prouver par l'exemple la médiocrité des institutions françaises d'éducation ?
En ce cas il s'agit d'une stratégie argumentative déloyale et tes propres échecs ne sauraient être imputés ni aux institutions ni à tes compatriotes.

Quand t'en vas-tu cher camarade ?
Le plus tôt sera le mieux.

Je viens d'arriver dans le fil en fait, je suis pas l'autre user. Vous la jouez si tragique, vous deux...

Likewise mon frere i'm just tired of the memes. your country gets a ton of flak but in reality is a fantastic place to visit and live. if only these other idiots would open their eyes and see whats available before them France might surprise them one day

they shit on you if you don't speak the right french though so fuck them

>Si tu n'as pas de culture classique -et il semble bien que ce soit le cas, une fois le compte tenu de tes multiples jérémiades

bah je parle francais mais avec un accent de merde. franchement la plupart des gens se fichent. c'est n'importe quoi user

"Placés entre l'Inde et Rome et contraints de choisir entre deux tentations, les Grecs surent inventer une troisième forme, d'une pureté toute classique. Certes ils n'en jouirent pas longtemps mais par là même ils la firent immortelle ; car les favoris des dieux meurent tôt, c'est une loi qui régit toutes choses."

La France est la nouvelle Athènes, le tragique y est, avec le vin et les bons copains, un mode d'expression consubstantiel.

>a fantastic place to visit and live
Visit maybe, live no way. Even the rich go away.

t. mad Québécois with hilarious accent

Nice anglo meme here

I've lived in France tho. Had a great time and everything. I really dont understand these memes but then again we are on a weeabo website specializing in pornographic cartoons

Go live in Somali or commit suicide. You will be able to simulate the "France" experience.

ironiquement les anglos pensent qu'on est comme ça mais c'est vraiment les français qui sont comme ça

>Even the rich go away

In a world where rich people are swines without a trace of nobility, it is only natural that they flee from places with a spirit.

Being a funny foreigner that's here for a short moment =/= being a local underdog stuck in French mediocrity with no escape

>He lives in Paris

it's not really memes, some places in france are real shitholes, just like detroit or south texas.

well if you consider several years to be a short moment, sure. But your hillarious tidbit about being stuck in france is categorically false - as a memberstate of EU you are able to legally move and work somewhere else in europe.

No they flee because taxes are too high and you can't make money here anymore

>they flee because taxes are too high and you can't make money here anymore

>they

>guys look at these shopped postcard scenery
>totally faithful and accurate life in everyday's France

That's precisely what I said
"make money"
The values of a swine in human uniform.

Nobility? Louis XVI himself thought it was better to flee.

France has no spirit anymore, France is the country of Jean-Marc Ayrault, Booba, and the Vélizy 2 mall. These are the landmarks of France. This is the real France. What you call France exists only in your dreams.

tu dis des conneries mais c'est sur que t'es un gros fan de sexion d'assaut / black m / maitre gims aussi

Il a raison hein
C'est hilarant de voir que de plus en plus, les jeunes Français se mettent à idéaliser leur pays comme le ferait des pucelles japonaises, à s'imaginer que la France d'aujourd'hui = la France des années 20
Cette politique de l'autruche est ahurissante

>Louis XVI himself thought it was better to flee

AHAHAH litteraly talking about times where aristocraty was overthrown by the bourgeois because they were complete decadents.

You'll learn, little fellow, that an institutional aristocraty does not necessary means a society with actual nobility.

Mais il a raison hein, Hollande a meme eu un concert avec un rappeur à l'Élysée et a failli inviter Black M au centenaire de Verdun
C'est la France d'aujourd'hui, américanisé, globaliste, cosmopolite et sans valeur

youtube.com/watch?v=UDNKcLea8Cw&t=7s

to be honest lad, this sounds utterly ridiculous and he's the fucking leader of your country

trudeau does not sound anything like your average quebecois

he was raised in this strange bicultural family so both his english and french are awful

fun fact: we threw rocks at his dad

also god damn these fucking comments
>history lesson Justin ......France stole the country from the natives and England liberated Canada and struck deals with the natives ....england should have deported all the french way back then and all the money saved in trying to placate spoiled brats in quebec would have been spent in much better ways

that's extremely accurate though.

i guess if your definition of liberation matches up with the american definition

>France stole the country from the natives and England liberated Canada and struck deals with the natives
Lol?

yeah i guess there was no fur trade ever until anglos came here

>ce pays est a nous

ah les quebecois, nous vous aimez. quebec libre quand ?