Eagles vs. Giants Pre-Game thread

Home opener edition

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*kneels

dead

FIRE PEDERSON

iggles

>commercial
>one play
>commercial
this needs to be completely eliminated from the NFL

>that playcall on 4th down
>this tmobile commercial

If they miss playoffs again I think he's done desu

I long for death

so the giants have a chance...

Eli must think brandon marshall is made of cheese cause hes always going to him

Every time I hear it I think a phone is ringing.

Dumb as shit.

>going for it on 4th and 8
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

Douglass is a beast

Why don't they just run slants every play? It literally always works

>cox cramp

loosen up big man

oh no.............

Give Dak this defense and boy howdy, instant superbowl, good gravy Wentz is lucky, too bad he can't do anything with it.

It's the Madden way

>Cox out

>Darby out
>Cox out
>Sproles out

all Eagles best players getting injured

>Darby F
>Sproles F
>Cox F

Just fuck my season up

Right and those receivers? A ham sandwich could be QB for the gnats

a little soon to be considering Darby one of our best
>Malcolm Jenkins still healthy

If i had a blue-fetish I'd be all over mcadoo

look if you know they're throwing the exact same pass every time why don't you change something

THEY SHOULDNT EVEN BE AT THE REDZONE IF FUCKING DOUG JUST PUNTED IT RETARD

You forgot about Hicks

Fuck, gnats might win at this rate.

I'm still seething over that 4th and 8

Eli looks elite today.

>2009
>friend picks up 15 yards with Whitten slant every play
>double cover press man
>spy
>triple LB zone
>fuck it 3 LB blitz

literally unstoppable

>hey, if theres a false start with under 2 minutes left we should take 10 seconds off the clock

What genius made up this stupid ass rule?

HERES A MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GIFT TEAM
Cunt off

When did Hicks go down?

HAHA eat shit edp445

No way that's a td

doug pederson literally gifting the opponents touchdowns

>4&8

What the fuck

ball didnt go over line

I fucking hate Doug

The retard could've punted but nah he had to go full captain autismo

McLoed too

stop doubting Eli

The tip of the ball just crossed the goal line.

Also the fucking lack of effort that Brandon Marshall is appalling

his foot was clearly in. 100% a TD

It's a touchdown

do people really like Eli?

is it just cause he beat the pats twice?

FUCK YOU DOUG PEDERSON YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST FUCKING PUNTED IT YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I'm not gay in the slightest but damn Sterling Shepard is a hot guy.

they just can't get to eli, he's getting rid of the ball too quick
they have to get up and jam the receivers or else they're going to lose

he's literally the most durable QB in the NFL right now, he's not perfect but he at least shows up every week and I respect that about him

Ball has to cross the line; not limbs.

...

Ball DOES NOT cross the goal line before he steps out

Ref was watching the feet to make sure it was a catch and saw the back foot hit the goal line. He's short.

he has spoken

>this shit talking on Mike Pererra

>*falls to the ground without getting hit*

pls get a stop

>davis webb shadowing Eli
Dude is gonna be a great QB

wow lol

I thought he was in and im an iggles fan

STUFFED! SETTLE FOR THE FG BITCHES!

huh

Davis Webb is never gonna be a good QB.

Nice file name.

Ah yes, one of those incomplete touchdowns

>Darby
>Cox
>Hicks
>McLeod
Good lord. The absolute state of this defense

>cutting off Terry Bradshaw
kek

goal-line cam clearly shows the forward progress didn't cross the line

>president of the USA
>still obsessed with TV ratings

What a sad time to be an American.

why not? I thought he had a good arm n shiet

>no catch
ahahahaha

...

How the fuck is that not a touch down? Fuck this sport

>not watching the birds with the family
>nobody has guac ready for halftime

slightly depressed

You mean hilarious

based greatest ally

He didn't look good at all in preseason and he came from a shitty offense in college.

INCOMPLETE
>TOUCHDOWN

...

what the fuck that's a touchdown

Nice league retards

>4 steps in bounds
>1 knee out of bounds
>both elbows hit
>then ball pops out
>INCOMPLETE

Whut

I'm an Eagles fan but he had control and both feet in bounds?

eagles fan, but i think thats a td

Its a Highway robbery Episode

kek giants getting fucked on these calls

im ok with these developments

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>the absolute state of The New York Football Giants

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>run up the gut on 4th down
>with this offensive line

HA

GOT EM

>tfw 0-3

what the hell are both of these teams doing?

Ben McAdoo is the worst HC I've ever seen.

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>people will blame Eli for this

>JINTS

FUCKING BULL SHIT HE HAD COMPLETED THAT FUCKING CATCH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH