Hanzee gets reconstructive surgery to become a nobody character from season 1 and not Lorne Malvo

>Hanzee gets reconstructive surgery to become a nobody character from season 1 and not Lorne Malvo

why
the writers really blew that one

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Hanzee
>Silent, disturbed tunnel-rat.

Malvo
>Quippy, charismatic con/hit-man.

Why the fuck would they merge two of the best characters? Their only similarity is they're seemingly-unstoppable killers.

You might as well propose that Chigur, Hanzee, Malvo, Peter Stormalter, and the bounty hunter in Raising Arizona are all the same person.

It's more logical then turning him into a fat jew mob boss from Fargo that has one scene in season 1.

It's not at all. The entire point of getting reconstructive surgery was to LAY LOW after COMMITTING A MASSACRE THAT IS STILL BEING MENTIONED 40 YEARS LATER.

Why the fuck would he go straight back into committing murders with his new identity?

Didn't he want to be in charge, and not have to go on killing sprees, rather have goons do it for him though?

Forgot to mention, Lorne murders Hanzee in season 1 during the headquarters shootout.

Jeez, how did the writers blow that one?

Good points

I forgot all about that

>So that is may too, fall into the sea
His empire fell like the guy said. He grew fat and got comfy as the boss. He got older too. Sure hanzee was a badass in his prime, but not as a fat ass crime boss.

It'd be dumb as hell to have some fat old Hanzee fight Lorne just to give the character some respect for being a killer. Anyone can die in Fargo, they aren't action heores.

My main beef with S1 writing was the early dismissal of Mr. Wrench. I was fucking certain he was gonna show up in the finale and off Lorne.

Having Lorne free him from police custody only for him to never return was a tease. Mr. Numbers and Mr. Wrench were my favorite.

The last episode of the second season was kind of shitty. It made True Detective's second season finale look great by comparison.

Yeah Fargo sucks at finales. That's okay though, just because the middle episodes are always spectacularly entertaining.

Hopefully S3 is a bit better!

He seems like an obvious inclusion for S3, since it's set after S1, but I haven't heard any news about him returning. Sad!

Maybe he'll be in season 3

Yeah that bothered me too, maybe the deaf fella will show back up in season 3, I liked how season 2 tied in Numbers and Wrench and showed them as kids, I'm guessing hanzee took them under his wing and that's how they became hitmen.

HES NOT THE FAT JEW MOB BOSS. THE FAT JEW MOB BOSS IS HIS "FACE MAN", EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS AT THE END OF SEASON 2. "I NEED A FACE MAN" IE SOMEONE TO BE THE FACE OF MY ORGANIZATION WHILE I PULL THE STRINGS
MY LAPTOP KEYBOARD IS BROKEN

>Facial reconstruction
>Faceman
I don't know.

if you notice, Hanzee himself never said facial reconstruction. The guy giving him the license and such just assumed thats what he meant when he said "face man"

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So good.

But that guy was pretty old in season 2. Then 40 years pass and he's not on oxygen?

so you're saying..what are you saying?

Based theme

I'm saying Hanzee didn't get facial reconstruction. He got some random fat mob partner to be the face of the organization he's planning to build. Hanzee stays in the shadows and his "face man" is the one we see killed in Season 1. Hanzee may even still be alive in Season 3.

Wait, Hanzees new identity popped up in the first season? I must have missed that when marathoning the S2 finale

>Wanting a Malvo origin story
>Wanting it to be this convoluted

Plebs are really stupid

its implied that he is the fat mob boss that Malvo kills when hes on a murder spree. I believe that he actually killed a front man for Hanzee...but thats just me...

will we see an old Mike Milligan in season 3?

He's Tripoli; it says so on his new ID.