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When will the party elect a leader that will recognise the plight of Caucasian Chinese?
When will they return to their roots and elect a black president
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dumb frogposter
>ccp
>elections
Good evening sino!
I'm having my dinner,烤鸭 and 青菜鸡蛋noodles.
pic
I have the same half plate half bowl thing on the right
why is this allowed
Jelly desu
I bought instant dry noodle
Hope it won't be too hot la
My VPN stopped working lads. Is this a recent development?
Nuke the poo
I like India
>likes stinky unwashed peasant leader
>likes stinky poopy country
I can see a pattern here
>Walk through the Chinese, Malay etc districts in Singapore and everything is fine
>Walk near the Indian district
>Entire street smells like shit and sweaty socks
>Walk closer ad the stench is overpowering, almost makes you gag
explain this
Indians themselves realize this
Once I was at the train station and a qt chinese girl came up to me and asked me to open her juice bottle for her and I did it with ease.
One of the highlights of my life desu
Also guys I just realised something.
Once there was this girl I kinda liked and I thought she liked me too. I organised to have dinner and she brought her friend along so I was like "oh, guess not then". Now just like 4 years later I realised I listened to a video from those motorbike sexpats saying that chinese girls will often bring their friends on a date so they can size you up or something.
Well nothing lost really anyway, since I lost interest after I noticed she had a mo'
What's a 'mo''
>that chinese girls will often bring their friends on a date so they can size you up or something.
W-what if they bring friends on a second date, do they want a threesome?
moustache
I have shared this story before although people don't seem to believe me. I don't know why.
>Be visiting Singapore, staying in Gaylang (only because the hotel was cheap)
>As I near the MRT station on the way to dinner or something I get the sudden urge to do a massive shit
>Find the public toilets around the side of the station
>It is quite busy, all the cubicles are full so I wait my turn
>An Indian comes out of the cubicle and goes to wash his hands
>I go in and lo and behold... a big FUCKEN SHIT is sitting right on the back of the seat
>I nope out.. gonna have to wait this one out
>The Indian who previously occupied the cubicle looks at me with a "what?" expression and asks me what the matter is
>I say "oh err... there's no toilet paper (and indeed there was none)
>He points to the roll that you are supposed to take some from and into the cubicle with you (seems kinda silly desu, how are you supposed to know how much you will need? What if you do a big messy one and need like half the roll?)
>I quietly thank him, take some tp from the roll, go back in the cubicle and pretend to use it until I know he's gone
noice
Yeah
I actually found it very disturbing going to China and noticing so many moustached women
Now I automatically look at a girl's lip line to make sure there is none
>not liking cute girlstaches
Best part is when you're done with some heavy kissing and the hairs are all wet and frizzy
Autist
Chinese have many of the same social issues as Indians, like not caring about public spaces, "It's not my problem someone else will deal with it" etc. So why isn't China filthy like India?
I'm pretty sure we hire someone to clean the streets and don't shit and piss on the streets
t.winston
kraut SEXPAT feet sniffers should be illegal
That looks great, I wish I knew how to order food. Fucking Chinese language, too hard mane.
What is southern China like at the start of November? Do you still get sunny weather? Or is it full on winter with overcast skies and dead plants everywhere?
I wanted to go in October but I can't get the time off work. So It's November or nothing.
You know I've learned chinese for some years but I still don't know how to order something
do you say "wo ya na ge"? "wo keyi mai na ge?"
我要这个 while pointing
Just come to sunny Australia mate
You'll get the same experience, culturally :^)
I doubt I could go to Australia for £600. That's flights and hotels for 2 weeks.
kore, hoshi
You've got a chinese holiday for 600 bongs?
It cost me almost twice that for the flights alone
although I was naive and did it through a travel agent so I probably got screwed over
Travel agent probably screwed you. I'm paying £400 for the flights, and £200 for the hotel.
Could get accommodation even cheaper if you stayed in a hostel.
Yeah now that I think of it I don't even get the point of travel agents
They give me flights twice what I can find on skyscanner and never a hotel cheaper than $100. Travel agents must be for suckers
Well they will go out of business when people realise it's possible to organise a trip yourself
>Paying less than 5k euro for a trip
enjoy your lack of vegan options
>19 minutes long
Why did she leave china?
because people tried to make them eat rice
she doesn't like rice :(
But there are many varieties of rice
Does she not like any of them?
Anyone been 黄山 gonna visit and try and get some good photos.
>Surging debt in China could cripple the world economy unless its Communist leaders take action now, the International Monetary Fund has warned.
>Consumer, business and government debt has surged to around 240 per cent of the country's economy – sparking fears of a high-risk bubble which could burst at any moment.
LMAO, china is the new Japan. Just wait and see, time for some "lost decades"
thisismoney.co.uk
the two travel agents in my town survive only because they do group tours for the old people that live here, and they do flights for the defence firm and the technology firm that also have offices here
other than that I think they only get idiots who come in
Phat ass
can someone recommend me some music from china (in mandarin), i'm new in this language and i need rhythm in my life
>please
T A I W A N
A
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W
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give me a girlfriend please
What style
Chinese reggaeton?
Actually none of them are attractive
and i have the fever
only 1.5 potatoes from my perspective but i like all kinds of girls too
pop, rock or classic
>reggeaton is too disgusting for my taste
No
>ramp
>liking hindu dindus
1.4 billion people in one place creates a lot of problems
And the answer is, Indians are culturally dirty people with little hygiene. Not even trying to be mean. It's what educated Indians themselves say.
In 50 years when the US is in ruins and China is the world hegemon, do you think #UighurLivesMatter protestors will be marching about and yelling about the evils of Han Supremacy?
It will be #WhiteLivesMater marches lead by proud Caucasian Chinese, China's most oppressed minority.
>Uighurs
>Oppressed
Check your citizenship privilege.
>in 50years
>uighurs still existing
Lol
ty user
Why don't you look at this
en.m.wikipedia.org
November is perfect for what you asked for. Lots of sunshine, cooler, and very little rain. Guangzhou is very similar to most of south China because of the monsoon effect (no monsoon in the fall).
>Ban porn
>Export scantly clad K-pop rip offs to the world
what did the Guo' mean by this
Muzzies have a very insular culture that resists assimilation, and they breed like roaches. I wouldn't be so confident about the possibility of wiping them out by any means other than outright genocide.
No but plz post fotos
here's another
MUH DEBT
Meanwhile Japan has some of the best living standards in the world, and is 600% of GDP in debt.
Hmmmmmmmmm must be south chinese
Yeah genocide is Xi's secret plan
Holy cow the novemember weather is absolutely perfect for Canton.
No rain, 50% sunshine, 20 degrees celsius, mild humidity. That's about as good as south china weather gets
I dunno they use a lot of 儿
Some typhoons might hit us later in the week
hope so because I want a break from work desu
just sit at home watching reruns of universiade games with the gf sounds comfy
Uiighurs aren't opressed wtf you talking about
Hope a typhoon won't ruin my flight schedule desu
hes talking about china getting rid of minorities by breeding them with Han people
when do you arrive my man
How many Uighurs serve at high posts in the CCP? How many Uighur CEOs does China have? you fucking bigots
#UIGHURLIVESMATTER
#HANSUPREMACY
I'll land 31st
What did she mean by this?
they haven't conquered step 1 yet
Step1: get educated
China just breeds them out
Genocide without the deeb goncerment
I actually think there are two uighurs on the alternate standing committee in China. And four tibetans
There's also a really high number of female CEOs in China.
I'd volunteer to breed with a Uighur
That's actually about 6-7 inches.
I think the changs have longer and thicker cocks than the Japanese, but shorter than the koreans.
ASEAN are microdicks desu.
stop making fun of our penis, thanks
Herro
Would prefer me to kiss it?
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>It's an SNH48 song
>And it's not a Chinese cover of some AKB48 song
Did they finally stop being a AKB48 cover group?
Does it matter?
It's still garb
Women need to get back to where they belong.
In the kitchen.
And stay there.
CEO is a mans job.
It matters because the overseas group have been covering AKB songs for too long. It means they have now independent identity as artists in their own right but they are just a over-glorified cover group. That is the reason why I couldn't get into JKT48 or any other international sister group.
>China is so safe! I can walk around at night.
Is this accurate? Aren't foreigners targets of pickpockets and scams constantly in China?
>I think the changs have longer and thicker cocks than the Japanese, but shorter than the koreans.
And you know this how?
Never send a woman to do a mans job.
t. Wiseman
It's more about violent crime. You don't get scammed at knifepoint. Actually both of those crimes work better in busy tourist areas and during the day.
What is penis inspection day? retard
Does China really have less violent crime than western cities?
Definitely. Not that there isn't violent crime but I think most of it is premeditated. For some reason a lot of Asia in general doesn't suffer from the random muggings/rapes/assaults etc we do. My feeling is at least partly because there's less druggos and alcoholics around
I swear Chinese speaking at full speed don't even bother with tones.