Go to Denmark

>go to Denmark
>take a shit on some meadow
>Geological Institute of Denmark declares it the highest mountain of the country

protip: this also works in Holland

>go to germany
>take a shit on some meadow
>forgotten landmine explodes

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good post

>go to Netherlands
>spill glass of water
>flood happens

>go to the usa
>take shit on some meadow
>get caught, listed as a sex offender, deported without the right to return if you are not a citizen, have to register as a sex offender for life so everybody knows you are one if you are a citizen

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>go to Russia
>take shit on some meadow
>people start celebrating because they finally have something to eat

It's more about ukraine

>go to germany
>shit on some meadow
>a new german was born!

Salty

>go to Papua-NewGuinea
>take a shit on some meadow
>cannibals start hunting me and I end up on some grill

we are not that poor

>go to germany
>take a shit in some meadow
>german government declares him a citizen if he's brown enough

>go to Germany
>take a shity on some meadow
>Germans start digging it up

>go to america
>take a shit in middle of street
>shit disappears into the ground because the country is shit anyways

>go the the Netherlands
>clog toilet with a fat log of a shit
>flush anyway
>flood the entire country from the inside

Its cute but pretty weird actually

>go to Germany
>take a shit on some meadow
>Germans come with magnifying glasses to inspect the stool

This, why do shit shelves even exist?? Nowadays you don't see them here but in schools or any old building with commie history theres too many of them

>Denmark is so flat, Hollywood wants to use it as a stunt double for Keira Knightley

>go to america
>shit in wallmart
>you know the rest

>go to India
>take a shit on some meadow

>go to pakistan
>take a shit
>people look at me and said namaste