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caralad

Universal income NOW

greasy northerners out

off to the 'burys for an oven pizza

Coventry

You can have one member of prime Girls Aloud as your gf. Who do you pick lads?

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learning some things

This universal income sounds comfy. Also intelligent billionaires like Elon musk back it so why aren't we doing it RIGHT NOW

ginge

don't care
i've transcended the desire for sex

cheryl or kimberley 2bh

business idea: universal income but only if you already have a job

Ginge
seriously underrated

cheryl

imagine her dirty talk while you're licking her arse

is that milton keynes?

why do people find it so hard to fathom that some people would be happy merely being wealthy enough to stop working. as opposed to being like a billionaire?

I think i can tell why?
For tarquin its a twofold insult: firstly it robs him of his grandeur. secondly without the carrot of striking it rich he cannot continue to exploit the working people

For deano: its one thing. denao's entire life revolves around conspicous consumption and keeping up with the jones' thats why he saves up to buy grey goose at a nightclub. someone coming with something so radically opposed to the diea of that, causes him confusion and anger.

I'm not denying that luxuries are nice, I'm denying that they are what I sought after.

I sought only after the wealth that would liberate me from working.

business idea: universal income but force income limits

I'm all for roundabouts, but it looks retarded. It would be a nightmare to maneuver a semi through there.

London is only thin because half its population are recent arrivals from famine-stricken third world nations

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Take some time to look at these properties
People actually live in these

if universal income were a thing the vast majority of people would still work for extra money
it would accomplish nothing

ah so that's what happens when you get your 'tay' from 'chippeh' everyday

see

>never been to a party/club/pub
state of some people

REMINDER: In a study people said they needed $10000 as a basic income

In REALITY, they only needed $4400

In CONCLUSION, UBI is a utopian ideal

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BMI means nothing. If you lift you're almost guaranteed to be overweight

yank crashed into me on a roundabout before and told me "I wasn't looking"

any memes lads?

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went to a party one time

never again

>BMI means nothing. If you lift you're almost guaranteed to be overweight

business idea: a national maximum wage

I don't think you understand ubi lad read what musk has said about it

baffling that my area is a 65.5% to 69.1% area
it's full of old people
no way they could be overweight

Swindon mentioned

*walks into the thread*
*stands in the corner*
oh.. don't mind me
*stares at my watch*

hung over

*manoeuvres a semi into your arse*

Ahahahah found the fatty

Sweetie, having a beer belly is bad even if you have built muscle under it

alwas feel a bit bitter about traps.

they were miserable men but found some way out to the extent that they make money by just wanking on webcam.

im a miserable man and that will never change

baby any day

not a nonce she's just peng simple as

cuckio

Occasionally go to the club for dinner with family. Can't remember the last time I went to a party.

were you looking?

didnt read the post

Lived in a council house all me life, currently unemployed right now.

If you don't think Universal Basic Income wouldn't help people like me tenfold, you're completely ignorant. It would change communities and really help those in need.

*buys pack of amber leaf*
*buys new spoiler for the fiesta*
*buys 12 pack of stella*

I weigh 83kg at 6ft, JUST inside the "healthy" range and I'm not even that big. It's not a good measure to use on individuals, it was made for population wide stats.

Classic Matthew Broderick. At least you lived eh?

I didn't need to she was in the wrong lane

outside lane going right

sarah or ginge all day

no point in learning about something that will literally never happen

how do people live with themselves knowing they'll never be succesful by any measure? what do these people tell themselves when they get up in the morning?

you know people who are just destined to live completely plain and average lives. is it just the feare of the abyss?

Trump is fucking finished. What an absolute embarrassment of a "presidency"

me

post body then

>tfw the last time I had so called "Friends" was fifteen fucking years ago.

>dinner at the club with family
aussies are the weirdest people

The point is in the next 2 decades automation will put many more out of work who will never be able to find work again. The jobs won't exist. Manual labourers are not intellectuals, there will be nothing they can do a machine can't do better. And so, you need ubi. Your mockery of it exposes your ignorance.

Roundabouts are actually springing up all over the place in America. I saw quite a few when I went to California last month

Being plain and average is far better than being a complete failure

Council housing and benefits literally created an entire race of underclass

Why would you introduce UBI?

>amber leaf
helps the economy through tax
>spoiler for the fiesta
helps british automanufacturers
>stella
helps the economy through tax

nowt wrong with UBI lad, only tarquins hate it because it means it makes things a bit nicer for non-tarquins

sounds like it was her fault
res ipsa loquitir

>sounds like it was her fault

It was

feeling very melancholic these last few weeks
21 seems too early to start feeling down about life but I do and I can't put my finger on why

feel scared now i have to look for a job
no idea how i'll cope, fuck all jobs here anyway
probably gonna end up homeless and starve to death

The one next to Cheryl. See seems like a cunt of a personality but she is peng as fuck

is being plain and average not being a complete failure?

does a mcdonalds worker really think 'well at least im not that homeless guy'

so everyone is part of the underclass

Automation. Look into it cretin.

i'm 21 too and i've felt miserable about life and hopeless for about 3-4 years now

>res ipsa loquitir

Fallacious argument. There's always someone better than you why doesn't everyone just commit suicide en masse.

Universal basic income just centralizes all the power to the government. What a dire proposal

won't post his body will he

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'Average' in Britain is an office worker earning £35k, not some minimum wage employee

>sarah harding
Have you seen her lately?

bender

We have actually started adopting these in newer construction, nothing like this level of madness mind you, but once people figure them out...they are pretty efficient.

real stücke

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lmao, 35k is quite a lot above average
we are a country of poorfags

was reading about medieval peasants today.

they used to spend the entire day toiling in fields, doing backbreaking work. then they'd come back to their hovel and take their animals into their hovels so they would sleep with their pigs and cows in the same room as them.

then they'd have to pay rent to the local tarquin and tax to the local church.

yeah good
if we didn't have a government of tarquins i'd happily have a powerful centralised government that takes care of everything and its citizens

How? It frees up people from stress and enables them to pursue their interests in a world where working is not viable or needed for many.

ad hominem

love cycling down the thames at night with my favourite playlist in (not in london)

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cinaede

avg in the UK is 26k
consider that the average age in the uk is 40...

>Average
>35k
spotted the middle class kent white boy

>How?
Because you'll be entirely dependent on the government? Don't be a good goy and you don't get your income

yeh
still peng
love the faded plastic slag look desu

>river thames
>pronounced river 'tems'

so just be a good goy
it's not hard

you won't be entirely dependent on the gvoernment

you can still come up with some scheme to make income off other people for example.

>not become homeless for 2 weeks so that youll get enough motivation to turn your life around
pssht