Worst rap lyrics

>Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick
>Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick!

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

I KEEP IT 300 LIKE THE ROMANS

HEY MONA LISA COME HOME YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T ROME WITHOUT CAESAR

Don't start this pal

I kinda like this actually

weezy f baby and the f is for phenomenal

>Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're Mini-Me

>I'm the thumb tack, that you stepped on son
>Now here I come screaming "Attack!" like I just stepped on one!

Oh I'm starting it.

Bitch, real Gs move in silence like lasagna

And I got her Nigga.....grocery bag

"I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep"

>Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're Mini-Me
That's really clever

WOAAAAAHAOOAOOAAAHAAAHAHHHHHHHHAHHAHHHH

>fake palindrome is really clever

Name another rapper who even attempted a palindrome let alone made sense with one

>One, two, three, four, five
>I am the greatest rapper alive

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REEEEEEEEEEEE

Didn't even make sense and was only there to stroke the rappers pseudo intellectual ego

Attempts were made and the last palindrome makes a lot more sense than eminem = mini-me which isn't even a palindrome but yeah you do character assassination because you're wrong if it makes you feel any better

This is an actual good lyric

It's not phonetically correct.

It literally is

>saying "lazagna"
>not saying "lazagna"

Phonetically, the 'g' is absent, so I'm sorry, but you're wrong and probably suffering some mental deficiency

That whole song has some of his finest

DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY I TALK ABOUT IT OPENLY

big 14 what the fack goin on

>eminem = mini-me which isn't even a palindrome
That's not the point. You're the same person that argues that slant rhymes aren't actual rhymes. It works because of how it's delivered.
Both of the lines in are clever, silly, but still clever.

I GOT A GLOCK IN EACH HAND AND AN AK IN THE OTHER

Did the man who invented college go to college? Hmm, okay then

Joey badass improved on that greatly

>Real G's move in silence like my designer

SASQUACH, GODZILLA, KING KONG , LOCH NESS

NIGGAS IFFY UH
BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

You literally show the g respect when pronouncing the word. To the second guy especially who was belligerent cunt about it, you want us to start citing articles about it?

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>Now I had my share of mad sexual adventures
>Did your grandma and busted off on her dentures

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WHO CAN RELATE WOO

[Verse 2: Bizarre]
You know why my hands are so numb? (No?)
'Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum

>Implying that rap lyrics can be good.
ziz

Whiter than you, Muhammed

>%56er trying to act superior

Now when I got to her coochie I looked close to see
If this girl had any types of signs of VD
She did not so I said to myself Oh goody
And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy
Started rocking this freak with my hands on her butt
You should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up
Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over
And rocked doggie style while I was calling her Rover
Still tearin it up on her face was a grin
Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin
But she was lovin it all with her back in a arch
I busted my nut and she started to bark
Arf...Arf...Arf
Uhhhhhhh
Arf...Arf...Arf
Uhhhhhhh
Arf...Arf...Arf
Na na bop but nop but

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If you're the original guy I was responding to here you go
>Name another rapper who even attempted a palindrome let alone made sense with one
I don't argue semantics, I just state facts. Fuck off and stop giving me (you)'s if you can't open your asshole for me to ravage without sounding like a little bitch backtracking and screaming rape

People into poetry have no understanding of music

It isn't unless you pronounce it Lasana

pic related

>(Hannuka)
kek

>AND HE'S ORANGE

IFFY BLICKY STICKY UH

>You literally show the g respect when pronouncing the word
Nigga what?