/brit/

....have we regressed since this? Unbelievable

JUST fuck my country up senpai
where do you live?

was good, danced with a lot of girls even though im a bender

got lots of stuff wrong with my muscles desu lads

two utterly reddit posts

...

reckon i could heem thailad if i bumped into him at a child brothel

1. No Obamacare repeal

2. No wall

3. No tax cut

4. Son-in-law accused of treason

5. Family members forced to hire criminal defense attorneys

6. Press secretary QUIT

7. Personal lawyer QUIT

8. Multiple insiders forced to testify on collusion

9. Pentagon in rebellion

10. Record low approval ratings

11. Public obscene infighting

12. National security advisor FIRED for lying

13. Acting attorney general FIRED for truthing

14. Chief of staff FIRED.

15. Senior advisor accused of self-fellatio

16. Communications director FIRED after only ten days

17. Busted LYING by the Boy Scouts

18. Busted LYING by Mexican president

19. Calls the White House "a real dump"

20. Publicly shits on the Statue Of Liberty

21. Campaign manager's home raided by FBI

22. World on brink of nuclear war

23. Praises "very fine" Nazis

24. Shitcans top White House advisor

SO MUCH WINNING!!!

Never went
Moved school halfway through year 10 and went to neither of them

2 girls at my second school asked ke to go with them and 3 from the first school

Went to the after parties for both and got a shag from each of them

Thoughts?