She's moving onto her next victim

She's moving onto her next victim
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his two time ex wife is the hottest 10/10 on westworld

>tfw no pure evil Aryan gf
;_;

Truly /ourgonegirl/.

Elon married and divorced the same woman twice

He's fucking doomed

How can someone so rich be such a fucking retard

Elon is a fucking idiot.

I'd touch that clavicle

You will never know what it feels to be rich and not be able to trust any woman.

inb4 elon beats her up

Based Amber. Swallow his soul.

i know one of those two though

>Elon. I know we've been divorced for ten years, I know you hate me and I ruined your investors' faith in your business; but we signed a contract and I'm GOING to BE the FIRST WOMAN ON MARS.

elon is a madman

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Will Amber be the next member of the ELONed League?

it's autism
he doesn't understand human emotion

Neither does Elon Musk, apparently.

>tfw we will never get to mars because she will rob him of his monies

Do you remember that smart nerd in highschool that was a total beta?

yep

kek

Based
BASED!!
I love amber now!

She sucks elon of his soul and money.

we never go to mars

Yeah but with his money his lawyers would probably destroy hers

I really hope those kids look at him as a "what not to do" example.
And did he just leave his little brothers alone at her house and take off?

he "only" paid 20M to his westworld wife

it makes sense that Elon keeps falling for the trap

imagine growing up an ugly nerd then suddenly having insanely hot women lust after you. it'd be impossible not to get trapped

yes

and then her mom got what she wanted for valentines day

Someone please save Elon from this bitch

His mission on earth is still not finished

hes going to get married without a prenup 100%

Depp is a bloated, alcohol soaked corpse. He doesn't deserve any happiness.

The first time or the second time?

4M the 1st time, 16M the 2nd, it's in the article

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

she must be a kino cocksleeve. famous people have a grapevine for all of these sluts.

DREAM ON MARS MAN

dream on mars man

That poor poor schmuck

Prepare the crown

dream on, mars man

This

Elon Musk, will not be nearly the "easy" target someone like Depp was. You rarely ever hear of these billionaires like Musk in the situations Depp got into.

hehe

absolutely

that's a big snozz she looks like that thing from ice age

Holy shit, you're right

...

>this is a 10/10 according to tv

Pretty, but would never fuck, let alone marry.

>i have the greatest bestfriend alive

Damn, how will she get the $12,15 in your savings account now?

ITS ALL A RUSE

HEARD WAS INSTRUCTED BY BIG OIL COMPANIES TO """MARRY"""" ELON AND DRAIN HIS MONIES SO TESLA WILL BE BTFO

THEY ARE SCARED OF ELECTRIC CARS

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

this is bullshit

but i believe it

double payday for amber

money from divorce + oil baron money

truly the world's smartest woman

absolutely devilish

Tesla is a meme, just go nuclear. Elon just needs to go to Mars, fuck everything else.

Seriously is there anything this woman can't do?

>one of the greatest businessmen, visionaries and inventors of our time
>one of the most attractive women on Earth

They could make quality babbies desu

So basically peanuts, he doesn't give a fuck. I know Talulah isn't the biological mother of his kids but It's likely that they viewed her as a motherly figure, would you be opposed to paying $30 to maybe keep a family together? Because that's what 20 million is to him

They are both dumb as fuck.

>so says the anonymous shitposter on an imageboard for Chechnyan cave paintings

You know best

Heard didn't get shit from her divorce from Depp. Johnny's lawyers saw through her bullshit charity clause and gave the divorce proceedings to the charity directly instead of giving it to her.

She's a mediocre actress, fit only to play as eye candy, and makes fuck all in terms of money. Her looks which are her only asset are quickly depreciating in value especially now that she's in her 30's. She's not smart, everyone knows the game that she's playing, that is she needs to land herself a rich sugar daddy to set her for life.

No he won't, he's not a fucking retard. The money being paid in alimony to his ex-wives is literal pocket change to someone worth over 10 Billion USD

yes succubus

drain him dry!

>Chechnyan cave paintings
>he took the time to come up with this
The only autist is you, my friend

...

call me a real silly dilly but amber heard is ugly as fuck

>not Zuck the Cuck

god DAMNIT

Yes I'm sure you're a Greek statue

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

you can't trust them when you're poor, either

>implying I didn't want to fuck that thing

It's time to stop posting

elon is a fraud. He's not a science guy.

>get lucky once
>with that money fund your one good idea
>do nothing else except con people

woah what a life

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

fucc off alien

Wait, people didn't find these things sexy? Her voice was especially soothing

what happened to depp in the divorce?

pls explan

Why did they look like west africans?

There was a settlement for like 7 million dollars, Heard was supposedly going to give it away to charity as damage control since there was no evidence of abuse, not sure if that actually happened yet since Google is saying she hasn't been paid yet, damn leechwoman

>Their separation was finalized in August, with 53-year-old Depp agreeing to hand over $7million to his wife of 14 months.

>Heard in turn said that the money she was given in the divorce would be given to the ACLU and Children's Hospital of Los Angeles, with both getting exactly $3.5million.


>Depp cut the first checks to both organizations in August, with his rep saying in a statement to TMZ: 'Following Amber Heard's announcement that her divorce settlement was to be divided equally and gifted to Children's Hospital of Los Angeles and the American Civil Liberties Union, two exceptionally deserving and important charities, Johnny Depp has sent the first of multiple installments of those monies to each charity in the name of Amber Heard, which when completed will honor the full amount of Ms. Heard's pledge.'

>The rep then added: 'Ms. Heard's generosity in giving to these wonderful causes is deeply respected.'

Consider me triggered

wasn't she the victim actually?

>no evidence of any abuse
>isn't she the victim

Yes, yes she is

>implying Musk isn't a sub
>implying Musk gonna be rich in 2020

>Kids with his looks and her intelligence

Probably wouldn't come out that great.

Elon isn't terrible looking

I've always wondered though, is he part Asian or something?

She is way too good for that retard Musk, it's honestly disgusting

>all these virgins who think shagging Amber Heard isn't worth half of your value regardless how rich you are

what if she is bad in bed

we know she isn't from the fappening leaks alone

Well I'd have nothing to judge her against so Iunno hahahaha

fuck I'm lonely

>they filmed this shot with them both standing up
why is Emma such a prude?

>what if she is bad in bed

virgin detected

I would think it was done that way so as to not kill Uncle Jesse's arms.

??

Imagine having the most beautiful woman in the world wanting your dick. Elon, you lucky motherfucker

you can tell she is standing up with the hair and him literally floating 1ft above her. Also her headphones literally float above her chest

imagine having the most beautiful woman in the world wanting your money

Part cuck
Part sjw

>fuck her for as long as she's willing to
>never marry her

Pick both and enjoy.

whats the problem? everybody wins

>citation needed

She's got her own money

DREAM ON MARS MAN